putting this on the normal site first: i’m doing an event next month with Catherine Liu at KGB in NYC, would be delighted if you’d join us as we talk about gangster capitalism and MORE lu.ma/qegd2kqs

Always listen to @kathkrueger.bsky.social www.discourseblog.com/p/its-time-t...

new ep of the rehearsal went nutty

couldn't have imagined that 40% of being online is logging in

"I want to be able to tell my children that I was on the right side of history. If you’re still refusing to speak up about Mahmoud Khalil and the plight of the Palestinians, I don’t feel confident you’ll be able to say the same" — @kathkrueger.bsky.social www.discourseblog.com/p/dont-give-...

the shrek soundtrack went unreasonably hard. has anyone posted this before

the point is that we are absolutely not

extra sharp cheddar is too spicy

had a nice (relatively speaking) time with @kathkrueger.bsky.social @jackmirkinson.bsky.social @therafischwartz.bsky.social talking over the first days of the trump administration for @discourseblog.com. we're all in hell! www.discourseblog.com/p/seven-days...

happy annual sitting in your parents’ living room day to all who celebrate

obsessed with the fact that my compliance training linked to the 9/11 commission report

if i knew you on the bad site and i don't follow you here can you at me?

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G/O Media recently lost a $600,000 lawsuit because Jim Spanfeller wrongfully terminated the former head of The Onion. www.semafor.com/newsletter/1...

I wrote about the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and the bill coming due www.discourseblog.com/p/try-not-to...

The finding-out part makes no sense if you don't explain the fucking-around part!

someone just stole my humongous grinch

really gonna try to be here more than there but still adjusting. being here kinda feels like i wandered into a party where i don't know anyone and no one gets my jokes

don’t yell at me. my latest for @thenation.com on why the Democrats lost to Trump, again www.thenation.com/article/poli...

oj simpson brought be back to bluesky

want to tweet some actual d**th threats at the vile scum on twitter celebrating the death of that activist in brooklyn

Matt crosspost ❤️

well we’ll well, if it isn’t the app where i haven’t seen people making fun of my sick friend (yet)

nice to be on a working website

begging the oppenheimer pr team to do the very funny thing they could do

It's the horniest episode ever of The Audit, as we make our pals @kathkrueger.bsky.social & @willmenaker.bsky.social listen to Dennis Prager discuss totally not insane views on male sexuality! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-audit/id1646493564?i=1000618336572

on vacation and still being extensively annoyed by work. posting DQ instead of losing it

This is what the inside of the trolley looks like

i know thumbs are what makes us human but there are some really weird looking ones out there

Look at this

If you were an engineer and you signed off on a bridge that collapsed and killed this many innocent people after repeated warnings that your decisions were dangerous, you'd probably be tried for negligent homicide ijs

"Pat Robertson, the ultra-conservative minister who played a major role in ushering in our current era of theocratic 'democracy,' died today at 93. To which I say: welcome to hell, you utter ghoul!" — @kathkrueger.bsky.social https://www.discourseblog.com/p/welcome-to-hell-pat-robertson

bullshit of the day https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/perry-mason-canceled-hbo-2-seasons-1235508659/

today’s bizarre women’s mag perk? a cookie with priyanka chopra’s face on it

i give Will a code and he immediately starts following hot babe accounts smdh

increasingly feel like i’m living a double life between my day job, where everyone’s really mad about matty healy, and my real life, where i absolutely know what the adam friedland show is

we’ve been watching ted lasso on a speed run since last night. there’s a real darkness to this show

hello twit