“Why don’t you stop and reflect on your life for a sec?” I did, it rocks. No notes

Company managers retire, and start spending their days watching the news like they are on a zoom meeting with the government

Bosses love to see random ppl working

Trying hard is the new punk rock

If death challenges me to a game I would choose Risk and stall the hell out of it

When I test in prod

Say what you want about Gatsby but everyone knows his parties were fun

Besties

Guy who tried to board a plane with his driving license is about to have worst day of his life with his gf

The queen picks, the king pays

New poem published https://sarkapublishing.com/anton-ivanov

repost if the woman in black is hot

Oppenheimer

The funniest thing about this is thinking about my friend who used to take the middle school bus with Gabriel and listen to All-American Rejects together

I start trouble in small towns all the time

They are watching Aesop’s The Fox and The Stork

“Splurt” makes the genie coming out of the bottle

Red flags, if your boyfriend owns this:

Wearing my seven-league boots to steal donuts from the conference room

Can’t we just freeze the bananas?

If digital gold can rust what will iron do?

Where’s the Bastille posting?

Blast it

*any guitar riff plays* “That’s so Midwest emo”

I allow myself to play on Spotify only the records I physically posses in vinyl

I’m going to save that doctor

Got my purity test results back

Ultimate liminal space

Let’s make a themed park with the brand

What hobbies do normies have?

Social media after sundown should stop refreshing the feed, and if you want to find new posts you have to search them with key words

Diablo games appeal my thrift shopping instinct: I go in some damp basement, get a bunch of trash, and the go through it trying to find an overlooked treasure

Cis is a slur when I use it, yes

You know how clubs in some states allow either alcohol or full nudity? Social media should do the same and allow either nipples or death threats

it’s Wizard Wednesday

You have to follow me on all the 6 apps to get the full lore

This very annoying guy once described deleting social media as “digital seppuku”

Where can I get a sky burial?

Still looking for a job! If you have anything in copywriting, PR, or editorial I might be a fit for, please let me know. Would really like to stay in the US even if that means being on a contract O-1 gig again https://www.linkedin.com/in/merritt-k/

Cashing in my lottery tickets today

If Beethoven time traveled to the present I would make him take molly

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

Why elf bars don’t have savory flavors? I would get a carbonara flavor

From @madamphetamine.bsky.social

Sent a request to connect, hope he accepts so I can ask him if he’s excited about the movie