They should have a drive through strip club where you pull up to the window and look at some titties for a minute then go on your way

I don't remember much from the birth of my son except for the OBGYN blowing a chestful of weed smoke on my wife's stretched open choochie mass to chill the baby out.

This is what showing people death grips feels like

it was like that eric andre nightmare nightmare nightmare bit irl

i am not into men, i am into creature, please understand

more fish technology sounds

First impressions

drawing of a fox from memory

items

Grime Chapter 1

Blood Slop: legacy of shite

practice

I made this meme

I am gonna spend like a month and a half off this webbed site and am going to be going over the 400+ references I got saved to hopefully improve, be on your best behavior while I’m gone

I wish NL was my dad idc if I go bald

come on man

go ahead, be unique, i dare you

My advice, if you do go, is that when customs and border control ask you why you’re visiting the US, you should immediately bust out your best rendition of “We are Charlie Kirk”.

Suffering

I got this attack combo thingy thing done like 90% but I had to reformat the whole thing to get the last 10% and I've spent like 2 hours trying to get back to 30% I love programming

I've been watching this video today which is awesome and this is also my first time seeing Salazzle why is she so hot www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzD9...

also on Monday I'm gonna be quitting caffeine and nicotine at the same time cold turkey so I'm not gonna be posting a lot for a while

every time I draw abstract stuff I cry until run out of tears, I don't know why but maybe I should do it more often

wife forgot the name for over easy eggs and asked for "sun on a cloud" and I started crying

Spears are really neat!

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

watched a video on Basquiat so I'll do something like that

Yeah, I think I'm back

I should probably invent the first VR chapel where you worship with an AI guiding practice. I would mindwipe so many people.

practice

if your nose don't work right it could be a staph aurous infection slap some Neosporin up the honker for a week and see if it helps

just remembered when my mate and I's friend came over and looked at my needle felted squirrel and was like aw cute and started playing with her. i turn away and all i hear is "oh that's a pussy" LMFAO immediately finds the teeny tiny needle felted pussy and butthole....

Every time you turn your back to the dark the sharpest claws will dig into the softest parts of your body, you will not be able to sleep without the smell of their breath every moment you will hear their pursuit like a drum in your head you cannot stop you cannot rest they will take you by suprise

I’ve just been doing studies cause my shapes or forms are dog water and it feels weird to post studies done from other peoples art what if they see it and call me a poopy head or think I fw them heavy I don’t want that

colored sketch of my reindeer OC

I wanna start hashtagging my art with ai and aiart just to make enemies

Lol @koiyaroid.bsky.social

I'm very versatile. I'm a bunny. but I can go bwoof arf. or meow mrow. among other things

liberals are impossible to satirize