Cool new “console” I now have

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Have Apple developers considered fixing the bugs and stutters in their iOS updates? like my screen and keyboard freeze for multiple seconds and then the whole display suddenly updates with all the letters I “typed” on the frozen screen regularly no? they want to just play around with shaders?

Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!

Incredible game Silksong is I am also bad at this game apparently

PEAK demo soon

the results so far on congestion pricing in new york have been so outrageously good that opposition to it works as a convenient identifier of unserious buffoons www.reuters.com/world/us/new...

I am signing the Kathy Hochul apology form New York did need a non-NYC political actor to get things straight

I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business

Oh man I did not realize SoftBank had just done a $2bn private placement at $23/share this week. That’s now presumably been diluted by 10% and at a lower per-share price. Unbelievable. Maybe Masayoshi Son really is the worst of all time.

This is just empty shoguneering

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Ambulance just went by with an R2D2 siren

sorry, sorry, i'm trying to delete

I did some research and reporting to try to understand why Elon turning Grok "anti-woke" also made it into MechaHitler, some interesting stuff in the guts of LLMs. feat @theophite.bsky.social prospect.org/power/2025-0...

Exclusive: For Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, friends created a book of bawdy letters. One was from Donald Trump.

We should be putting a gargantuan amount of money into solar and storage. War economy levels. It should be free to have a guy from the government solar your house up. Electricity should basically cost nothing.

catfishing.net #369 - 5/10 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐟 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐈 curve-wise my best score

🚨Look at this! A new YutaONEfont™︎ has been created. We will launch when the number of reposts reaches 2000. Please spread the word!

🚨Look at this! A new YutaONEfont™︎ has been created. We will launch when the number of reposts reaches 2000. Please spread the word!

catfishing.net #353 - 5/10 🐟🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈 good game

It's a shame the Democratic Party is systematically degraded every communication channel it has with its public in the name of fundraising.

Venmo show payback likelihood

loop on the third

here's a framebuffer graphics demo (this has no practical purpose and I can't prove I'm not just like, playing a youtube video or something)

Even in 1975 there were editorial cartoons pointing out that housing should be built and mass transit should be funded instead of highways

On the one hand you don't get Reinhart-Rogoff plunging the world into fascism by fucking up AVERAGE(B2:B50) on Excel, on the other you also don't get the Minneapolis Fed telling that Chris Karl dipshit to fuck off when he started falsely accusing Lisa Cook of faking her data

This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.

Tatooine is so blatantly Arrakis Lucas would have been sued under modern day beliefs about copyright

[1 new notification on LinkedIn] Vladimir D. Thought Leader at Wallachia Media Group LLC Good Evenink Ms. Harker, I vanted to connect with you in advance of next week's EuroTech Enterprise Summit - Network to Impress 2025, hosted on my beautiful estate here in the Carpathian Opportunity Zone,

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

「攻殻機動隊」新作TVアニメは「THE GHOST IN THE SHELL」ビジュアル＆特報公開（動画あり / コメントあり） https://natalie.mu/comic/news/619743 ◆監督：モコちゃん ◆シリーズ構成・脚本：円城塔 ◆キャラクターデザイン・総作画監督：半田修平 ◆アニメーション制作：サイエンスSARU #ghostintheshell

Me opening my trading app (REAL)

Say hello to a new subway map! 🗺️ Today, the MTA unveiled a new subway diagram that provides riders with essential travel information in an easily readable, bright, and orderly manner.

This year's @scryfall.com collage makes you hear the music. When planning last year's April Fool's Collage, we had brought up the idea of using Balatro Jokers, but ultimately picked the 'Damaged Card Collage' that was a pretty big hit. www.reddit.com/r/ScryfallTh... 1/6 🧵

the replies are full of guys who couldn't crack a rot26 cipher giving their hot takes on encrypted messaging

The old Dodonpachi iOS port working is basically a miracle at this point, it crashes after one run and can’t handle continues And yet is one of the best mobile games, because “bullet hell” can somehow translate perfectly to touchscreens this and the now unlisted Exit the Gungeon

Lyndon Johnson: can't wait to be president Fidel Castro: te encantará Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts? Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer

RPGs should pattern their leveling system after rougelites Because roguelites expect their players to play the same system hundreds of times it has made all of them converge on this near perfect system When you level you get a choice of 2-3 unique bonuses, stat gains are by items, it works

Beat Floor 6 (Normal difficulty) the first time I got to it in Star of Providence entirely because of the unique weapon drop I got on the first or second floor, all hail the Gorynich, the gun that gives you a hovering bullet that shoots lightning you just place over enemies to delete their health

hypothesis: New Yorkers burnt a witch in colonial times and she put some kind of curse on them "to Bee Onlie Led By the Most Rascally of Menne"

The Hideaki Anno Gundam is such an aesthetic clash, it is explicitly the 80s Gundam aesthetic handing off to the Witch from Mercury aesthetic no explanation, no normalizing the aesthetic, nothing. All the original Gundam characters look like the used to compared to every new character

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

developing a sort of descriptive thesis that there is a growing anti-civilization movement coalescing around destroying the pillars of modernity: pharmaceuticals, efficient agriculture, and education and their assumptions are widely culturally accepted