Bragging up your banana republic status is crazy.

Last WC we got our first WC goal ... this world cup we made it out of the group stage. FUCKIN' EH!

Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...

A big River Side Casino welcome to our new hot dog cart employee, James Carville

Well that sucks.

Holy Crépeau!

The best Dem consultent butthurt is when they pretend to get indignant at the knickname AIPAC Shakur.

Da Algae Show ‘Ear me now: ya don’t need to be Sasha Baron Cohen to see the absurdity of all the algae filling up Trump’s newly renovated reflecting pool. But mad RESPEC to him for bigging up itself up anyway. Booyahakshah! by Maureen Dowd

Mamdami has broken their brains.

The ratio on these posts is absolutely brutal LMFAO

Doing things that are moderately good for Americans is "extremism" LMAO

They'll be cementing over the reflection pool any day now.

This is Kazuma Okamoto's team right now. He's the engine of the offence. #BlueJays

In My Garden Jane Ash Poitras ~ Cree 1996

“…I know it is in Swindon, probably in Stoke-on-Trent—that says, ‘knick me mobile, shame on… shame on you.’ knick me—you can’t get knicked again.”

The biggest political self-own in history until the elections of donald trump

By the time this is all done the US will have Iranian weapons inspectors.

We're so fucked.

headline writer enjoyed a loooong drag of a cig after this

Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

their sign

Always Jerry Whitehead ~ Cree n.d.

As I always tell my kids ... nothing a little therapy won't straighten out.

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

Cape Verde undefeated at the World Cup all time not many can say that

Youth soccer players from the Tsleil-Waututh Nation, one of the local Indigenous nations are out at #CanMNT training today. They’ve all drawn Ismaël Koné’s No. 8 on the back of their kits. Koné is remaining with the group as he recovers.

Getting Ready to Take Flight Robert Davidson ~ Haida 1995

Icky, ucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland #allezlesrouges #canmnt

We Are Still Here Blake Angeconeb ~ Anishinaabe 2021

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

When they get knocked out of the tournament the winning team's government gets $300B.

Chicken doesn't know where that cup's been ... smh

Ismaël Koné issues a statement via Instagram following his injury in #CanMNT vs. Qatar 🗣️ "To Canadian brothers... I wanted you to know that I love you guys from the bottom of my heart. Our brotherhood is everything to me. What you guys did yesterday will stay with me forever."

It’s got electrolytes.

Couldn’t sleep so I set this Jesse Marsch celebration to Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”

Get well soon Ismaël Koné x

NAH MESSI WHO MBAPPE WHO THIS IS CANADA 🍁 #CanMNT

Only two players have scored a hat-trick at the World Cup so far 👀

O Captain! My Captain!

A BRILLIANTLY HISTORIC OUTING FROM JONATHAN DAVID! 🤯🇨🇦 David's three-goal outing vs. Qatar marks the first and only hat-trick in #CANMNT HISTORY at the #FIFAWorldCup!

STOP THE COUNT!

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LUCKY JIZZ JERSEYS!

📍 It is LOUD at BC Place in Vancouver ahead of Canada vs. Qatar. Spoke to a fan on the concourse who said he felt today could be a special day in Canadian soccer history. The crowd is ready. This place is going to explode if Canada perform

GOOOOOOOOOOOOL! CANADA! Cyle Larin - 16'