On the way home in an uber, and I am tickled pink that Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" is playing on LITE-FM. Time can be its own revenge.

Could you guys, ya know, scoot a little closer together for the camera? #Caturday

If you had sent me this when I was "surfing the Web" in 1993 (the upload would have taken forever), I would have tried to dismantle the internet myself.

@mariabamford.bsky.social Dear Maria, my wife and I were going to see you at The Den tonight, but we came down with colds this morning. Since we can't get our tix refunded please feel free to fill those seats in row R with anyone you want.

Scooby-Doo 2026 edition: Velma unmasks the Blankie Monster. #Caturday #cat

Nailed it.

Right over here, Bondi

Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.

When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile. Thank you for you attention to this matter.

They look like they passed out in mid-fight. #Caturday #cats

Pam Bondi couldn’t even come prepared for her own staged temper tantrum. this is the nation’s “top law enforcement” official btw 🤡 maybe she became a lawyer because the acting career didn’t work out!!

It's not a surprise, nor would it be a surprise if all these billionaire men were eugenicists. It's a special kind of narcissism that comes with obscene amounts of money.

Sleepy boy. #Caturday

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Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

This is who Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, and Kristy Noem executed today.

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

If the past year and a half has inspired a single significant thought in my head, it may be the idea that Cat's Cradle had a happy ending.

Can we just admit that a large chunk of ICE *likes* to be compared to the Gestapo? Calling them Gestapo is almost certainly point of pride for many of them.

Momo is very skeptical of my intentions to give him snuggles. #Caturday

Fortune 500 companies that have contracts with ICE: -Amazon -AT&T -Booz Allen Hamilton -Caci -Charter Communications -Comcast -Dell -Ecolab -FedEx -General Dynamics -L3Harris -Motorola -Thermo Fisher -UPS Know who profits from Trump's cruelty.

Anyone who supports the administration are connected to these beliefs, period.

100% this!👇

In case you were wondering, this is what domestic terrorists look like

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car. He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times. The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”. They hate women & it shows.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

In 2026, the difference between doomscrolling and scrolling is shrinking towards nil.

1) There are no birdies, only a funny curmudgeonly Jew; 2) you're blocking the damned subtitles! No treats for Momo. #Caturday #cat

Two minutes after dancing with Momo to Joan Jett's cover of "Do You Wanna Touch Me." Can't say I didn't deserve it. #Caturday on Friday.

Nice pose, boys. #Caturday #cat

I've posted this on Xmas Day for like 15 years now. This @pattonoswalt.bsky.social routine is more an indelible part of the Christmas Spirit than anyone dare admit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10...

I’m old enough to remember when CBS News would never have surrendered to a demagogic president or any other politician. Remember Edward R. Murrow?

Typical AI - not only did Gemini spell Socks with an X, but it even lists them as having won a World Series, which they've obviously never done. Couldn't even spell Chiconga right.

The Ancestry ads are running, the price is low, and again people are buying #DNA kits as #Christmas gifts. Just this week on Reddit, there was a guy planning to surprise his wife with a DNA kit. 😣 Before you make grandma spit in a tube so you can send it off to #Ancestry, some things to consider: 🧵

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t... and these are our closest allies!

All other presidents: "How DARE he step on local authority!" Trump: "Our Leader has spoken. Who's Buddy Holly anyway? Woke-looking nerd." apnews.com/article/budd...

“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Sometimes the music knows you more than you know the music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=brGe...

“It is my miserable fate to possess more miscellaneous information about U.S. one-cent coins than, possibly, any other person on this planet,” @caity.bsky.social writes, in an investigation of what will happen to the penny now:

Sleepy Momo. #Caturday #catnap

Even after the passage of the 1850 Fugitive Slave Act, local officials and everyday people resisted the legalized abductions of Black Chicagoans. https://bit.ly/4oHpDVu

Todd Snider was a stoned-out folkie who told great stories and made a lot of people happy. I'll always remember his concerts, him walking barefoot onstage, sitting on a chair (with his rug), and being Todd Snider. Take the act on the universe tour.

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.