What NOW, Momo? #Caturday #cats

You can smell the smoke in my kitchen despite its window being closed all day. Before I closed the bathroom window this afternoon, you would have guessed there was a campfire next door. It's awful.

Something I've learned in the past few hours: it's totally okay to make homophobic jokes at a recently-dead person's expense because said dead person was Republican and closeted.

Sometimes it turns out that the recently deceased have already written their own obituary, something that perfectly captures their life on paper. This is a perfect example of this

Has anyone considered the possibility that Elon Musk, through his AI, may be the most prolific child pornographer in history? www.npr.org/2026/07/09/n...

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Can't play my tunes, man.

You know you lived a long life when you survived your obit writer by a dozen years. apnews.com/article/ann-...

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

A boy and his nip. #Caturday

Look, CVS, if you leave a loose googly eye around the greeting card aisle, you're just asking for trouble.

Of course leggings on a four-year old girl are considered "too provocative." Who else but ICE would think of four-year girls that way? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This a black dick thing, isn't it?

A world-class education is now completely free — MIT has opened its entire vault of more than 2,500 courses to the public online. source: Massachusetts Institute of Technology. (2026). About Us: MIT OpenCourseWare. MIT Open Learning. 😊

Blep City, complete with a Big Star soundtrack. #Caturday #cat

Two "reformer" mayors I voted for in a row. It almost makes me miss Dickie M.

Incongruous (adj) - the experience of seeing Pokémon fans mingling with Mississippi blues fans at #Chicago Blues Fest.

Let's do our duty. #chicago blockclubchicago.org/2026/06/01/r...

THAT'S WHERE YOUR POOP GOES YA GOOF #Caturday

This theory makes more sense than it has any right to be. www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...

I'm bored, so I'm going to combine politics with a Star Trek obscure joke.

On the tube

In short, if women are independent, American men will resent them; if women fulfill "traditional female roles," American men will resent them. In unrelated news, a recent Gallup poll found that 40% of American women aged 15-44 say they would emigrate if they could. www.unlv.edu/news/release...

Biopsy results: no fucking cancer!

A web page just told me everything it learned about me without asking. It knew my city, my device, my GPU, and how long I hesitated before scrolling. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Less than 30 hours before my biopsy. I know there's a difference between a cancerous tumor and cancer itself - and that the latter is much worse than the former - but it still sucks. I'm not a fan.

Do you MIND? #Caturday #cat #boardgames

Three feet from my bed. I may need to flee the country. #Caturday #cat

I find it almost unbearably infuriating to live in a world shaped by a loathsome homunculus like Weev.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

You know, you can't keep me off th e bed forever. #Caturday

Happy Easter!

Harvey Beans getting love from his Mommy Monster. Daddy Monster, on the other hand, never gets that look. #Caturday

Trump has added $12.5T to the debt, over a third of all U.S. debt racked up by 44 other presidents combined. That’s not “fiscal conservatism,” it’s a demolition job on our future.

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notices-conversion-therapy-device-set-to-reverse/

A rare cuddle moment. #Caturday

On the way home in an uber, and I am tickled pink that Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" is playing on LITE-FM. Time can be its own revenge.

Could you guys, ya know, scoot a little closer together for the camera? #Caturday

If you had sent me this when I was "surfing the Web" in 1993 (the upload would have taken forever), I would have tried to dismantle the internet myself.

@mariabamford.bsky.social Dear Maria, my wife and I were going to see you at The Den tonight, but we came down with colds this morning. Since we can't get our tix refunded please feel free to fill those seats in row R with anyone you want.

Scooby-Doo 2026 edition: Velma unmasks the Blankie Monster. #Caturday #cat

Nailed it.

Right over here, Bondi

Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.

When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile. Thank you for you attention to this matter.