I love Bruce Springsteen.

BRENNAN: What percentage of those you have in custody have committed crimes? NOEM: 70% of them B: It's not 70% N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers B: Well, that's from your agency

"License plate readers and personal data from car registrations are only supposed to be accessed for an active criminal investigation... “Following or observing or reporting on federal agencies is not a criminal activity — it's protected 1st Amendment activity...” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

"Neighbors in neon vests dot the neighborhood... Information-sharing networks have been built. Residents have connected with non-profits and churches to deliver food to people who are locked in their homes out of fear. Resistance signs are everywhere..." www.liberalcurrents.com/so-hows-the-...

I'm sorry. 8 Nazis came to Minnesota to burn a bacon filled Quran in Minneapolis and the community came to swiftly escort their ass out of the city. That is not a 'clash' that is people being decent.

Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall. He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn

🚨BREAKING: Minneapolis protesters shut down a hate march led by right-wing agitator Jake Lang. "How do you spell Nazi?!?" anti-ICE protesters chant. LIVE NOW⬇️

If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.

With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

KIMMEL: “I’ll give Trump all these awards I won in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone.”

Happy Friday! Enjoy your $3 Trump dinner. 🥦🍗🫓 + "something else"

This is my friend Matt's Emmy from 2011 which I now proudly accept. Thank you all for this great honor.

“Close your doors Get inside! ICE is coming!” THESE WOMEN Are 2026 PAUL REVEREs The fact that we Even NEED a Paul Revere 2 warn Americans NOT of the British But of ARMED VIOLENT GANGS OF US MEN W/free passes From cops & the US Govt 2 take & kill American citizens RISE BITCHES Like them 🔥🧱💖🇺🇸 #Mm

I am going to forever be haunted by these screams. Absolute terror. My heart aches for the people of Minneapolis!

The parents in the school signal chat, many of whom didn’t even know what the app was before Wednesday, have now started changing their handles. Whole damn place looks like the old Deadspin comment section.

This is a particularly common gross thing they used to reserve for people who live in place the US or Israel invades. "Why was the baby on the battlefield?" Because you turned their home into a battlefield, you psycho.

Another example of me running out of words to describe the absolute idiocracy of these ghouls. Why was ICE in the baby's neighborhood shooting gas directly into their vehicle? Fucking thugs invading neighborhoods and then these jackasses blaming the victim for being home.

To recap: A regime that pardoned actual insurrectionists is calling Americans protesting those very insurrectionists now wearing masks and terrorizing black and brown people “insurrectionists”

I’m proud to announce that I’ve won a Paralympics gold medal in Women’s Alpine Downhill Skiing at Sochi. …since this is what we’re doing now 🫩

Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

"All these men out here, for what?!? They're just doing it for money! This is terrible, this is unbelievable, this the USA, it's not friggin third-world country!" -Minneapolis protester wiping tear gas from her eyes after ICE attacked protesters. LIVE NOW ⬇️ LIVE NOW ⬇️

They did the same type of shit in Evanston, IL

CNN: What do you say to people who watch these videos & worry Minnesota is becoming a police state? McLAUGHLIN: There's a lot of fear-mongering going on by the media CNN: Let me correct you. They are watching these videos & using their independence of mind McLAUGHLIN: No. Actually it is the media

I don’t normally laugh at people slipping on the ice but when it’s ICE slipping on ice, I do.

If you can't drive on ice get the hell out of Minnesota

Update: A judge has ruled that ICE must release Gibson by noon on Friday.

“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.” ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Meanwhile migrants are dying in ICE custody - 5 this year already. www.fox29.com/news/man-die...

Going to be sick A woman who escaped the danger of a bad corrupt evil dictator and then pick another mad, cruel rapist dictator to replace him at the shine of the gold calf of Power. Like a battered wife who fled and the new boyfriend is Even more Evil.

When you’re not the good guys in the story

ICE can't even deal with irate middle-aged midwesterners. how does he occupy hundreds, if not thousands, of polling cites and precincts? trump v. illinois clarified that he has no legal authority to unilaterally commandeer national guards, how does he move forward from there?

Naaaaaaailed it

From time to time, you can find someone’s Super Bowl ring sold at auction or in a pawn shop. If you acquire it somehow, you aren’t a Super Bowl champion. Hope that parallel example clears up any confusion out there for the Von Shitzinpants

“I will be blind for life. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, plastic in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.” Kaden Rummler was shot in the face by Trump’s ICE goons, then dragged

"We didn't fight wars so we can have this happen in America...we have to help each other out to make sure that people aren't just getting kidnapped off the street," -Minneapolis ICE protester tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social . LIVE NOW ⬇️

Arnoldo Bazan, a 16-year-old U.S. citizen, was put in a chokehold by ICE agents. Agents took his phone, which he tracked to a used electronics vending machine near an ICE detention center. Yes: ICE is stealing and selling people’s things after brutalizing them. There are no words.

"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"

ICE lodging confirmed: Baymont Wyndham 805 Energy St, Baldwin, WI 54002 (715) 502-3416 Reach out!

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

This is a direct violation of the Tenth Amendment and State Sovereignty. Conditioning federal funds on states surrendering their constitutional authority is not “law and order.” It’s coercion—and the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled it unconstitutional.

If this doesn’t sound familiar, then you haven’t seen enough movies about Nazis.