Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Brooker sued these companies for IP theft.

One of the greatest finishes you will EVER see. Simply jaw-dropping.

DOMINIC SOLANKE JUST SCORED LIKE THIS 🤯

Mixed emotions. I wanted a win in advance, with our record against them this is probably our easiest fixture in Jan and Feb. At half time, I just wanted to not get humiliated. I would have accepted the draw quite happily, if not for the Solanke injury. His face suggests it's not good 😐 #COYS

It's wild that someone who was (occasionally) captaining Chelsea 18 months ago could be a Spurs legend in the making... Gallagher's just what we need right now, and I think we're what he needs. #COYS

BRB, just off to propose to Solanke #COYS

It's time. #COYS

Bee: Look at my knees. They’re the best thing ever. Dog: Hold my bone.

I'm not one to blame Frank, I think he deserves time and we are a decimated team, BUT: The team selection/formation feels really lopsided today. Why would load up our right defensively, when their better attacking side is their right? It's no surprise both their goals came from that side #COYS

In 2017, six actresses told the LA Times that a prominent Hollywood director was sexually violent toward them. They were talking about Brett Ratner, who stood next to Melania Trump to celebrate the premiere of Melania, his eponymous documentary about the First Lady.

www.aol.co.uk/articles/ove... Who could have predicted that people trained to be health care professionals (emphasis on "care") would be despised for doing everything in their power to prevent vulnerable people getting help?

Lads, it's time to announce. I *deep breath* I am NOT on the Epstein list It's been tough to feel this isolated, but it's time you all knew the truth.

Well that's my weekend ruined 😥 I thought she had another 30 years in her, I was excited by the prospect of Hollywood being forced to write older women roles good enough for her.

We've found the one person who bought a ticket!

It baffles me that this doesn't get more coverage. Bin workers have been on strike in Birmingham for *A YEAR.* I don't understand why this hasn't been dealt with. They are one of the most essential services, and will be experiencing extreme poverty by now.

au.sports.yahoo.com/fa-block-cry... I get that you have to be careful about bribery etc, but this is such a stupid move. All that's going to happen is they get paid the money then return with a "gift" of a slightly smaller value (because they'll have to account for tax and handling admin).

Should my opinion mean anything, I am enjoying this podcast. Also, seeing this had reminded me I still need to listen to last week's episode. I have listened to it already, but only as a bedtime story (is that creepy? I took it to bed with me).

Female dragonflies will fake their own death to avoid mating with an unwanted male and I for one am impressed by that kind of self care.

I got into a argument with AI earlier. I asked it if a particular dress was on sale anywhere. I included a picture and a link. It came back with the wrong dress, then told me 4 or 5 times that I was wrong, and that the dress was in fact identical to the one I wanted. I'm being gas lit by a machine

João Palhinha completed 102 passes vs Eintracht Frankfurt, the first Tottenham player to hit 100+ this season. (Previous highest was Kevin Danso with 82 vs Fulham)

I've got one of Billy Bragg's guitar strings. Some people were horrible to me while I was working a bar at Glastonbury, his friends saw and asked if it would cheer me up to meet him. I said yes & got all excited, but apparently he couldn't come so sent the string by way of apology. Great souvenir.

Cristian Romero played as the central CB in a back 5 tonight and completed more progressive passes than any other player (14). He played as the LCB vs Burnley and completed just 3.

It's bonkers that Newcastle have finished 12th and will be really disappointed with it. *5* English teams in the top 8!

I really wish I'd put a few quid on this in June #COYS

It would be nice if the BBC had done some analysis on this rather than just reporting it. It is their job... I'd rather hear an independent say whether it's to be expected than the company themselves. WSL Football reports £8.2m operating loss in first year - BBC Sport share.google/ovcSkBU9tRkV...

I had a really bad day on Monday. The kind that makes you think in dramatic "teen mental health drama" grand statements. I did NOT expect this film to be the thing that dragged me through it. I wish I had the type of fever dreams that conceived this! www.channel4.com/programmes/p...

Just after 4am today, I sat up in bed and said "ok google, in 12 hours remind me to buy sambuca," then went back to sleep. I forgot all about it until I just got the alert. The thing is, I actually do need to do it. I'm in my 40s. This shouldn't be the sort of thing that wakes me up at night.

WOW. It's not just that, it's "he can't stand for MP because we're scared of losing power in Greater Manchester." That is terrifyingly anti-democractic - we won't have votes because we're scared of losing them? Sounds like someone's been to the school of Trump.

Oh come *on*! #COYS

Whatever the result, some of the chants have been top class. After the first goal, a lovely round of "we are staying up", closely followed by "champions of Europe, we know what we are." But all topped by going behind and singing "you're nothing special, we lose every week."

I love that Labour are attacking the Green Party. Maybe it will finally drive Reform's coverage down to the nothing it should be for any fringe company trying to influence politics.

This is the most high class sadness I've ever felt.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... Sorry, Italian Gianni Infantino jokes about British fans behaviour?

Would it be weird for me to get one? I don't have any pets.

Crisis, what crisis?! I was afraid of jinxing it by saying it, but DELIGHTED with that clean sheet. It's a good day #COYS

Maybe Frank is just a terrible procrastinator and he didn’t do the work until just before he nearly got fired. Relatable to be honest.

Oooh, I quite liked seeing a bit of Angry Archie there! #COYS

It's a great sign that Solanke's made it to 70 mins. He looked good coming off too, not too tired or visibly sore. #COYS

Well helllloooooooo league table! #COYS

You know how in the last 5 or so matches we've said "why couldn't we start like we played in that last 15?" Lads, we've started like it's the last 15 #COYS

I keep saying it, today's the day of Champions League shocks. First Bodø will trounce Man City, then Spurs will beat Dortmund with an 88th minute own goal. Thus progressing Spurs towards the dream: finishing 17th and winning the Champions League. #Believe #COYS

When Levy was fired, wasn't there talk of a £300m cash injection for the January window? What happened to that? #COYS

If you can't have a sense of humour about this season, are you even a Spurs fan? #COYS

Alexa, show me someone who doesn't understand the historic purpose of theatre. Publishing house launches competition to counter woke West End plays share.google/8DrFS00yNLVs...

If you're into football, or just stropping things happening in sport, I'd recommend tuning the last minutes of the AFCON final on. It's all going insane!

If schools are marking Holocaust Memorial Day, can I offer my 4 books? 'The Missing' (memoir), 'On the Move' (poems) , 'One Day' (picture book) and 'Please Write Soon' (fiction as letters based on my father and his cousin). And video of 'The Missing' www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iR_...

Honestly, I do no lt understand what any Spurs fans are complaining about. This is vintage Spursy. 🥺😭 #COYS

Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.