The thing that I hope the pro De Zerbi and pro Greenwood fans will understand is this: it's not just about him and his girlfriend/wife. It's about every girl, woman, and many men, who see this potential appointment. It tells us that our fears, experiences and safety don't matter to the club. #COYS

And what about the womens' team? How is this supposed to make them feel? I can't help but wonder if this is why Vinberg and Holdt were tied down to long term deals last week - lock them in so they can't vote with their feet and move on. A lot of SA case have grey areas. This isn't one of them #COYS

Is this some sort of The Producers situation? Have the Lewis "children" got some sort of bet on about how much they can lower the value of the club in a single season? I can't think of any other way to explain this year otherwise #Spurs

That's my membership not being renewed. After 20 years, it's a hell of a blow. #THFC

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

I think I'm going to be sick

Jesus Christ.

The thing that I hope the pro De Zerbi and pro Greenwood fans will understand is this: it's not just about him and his girlfriend/wife. It's about every girl, woman, and many men, who see this potential appointment. It tells us that our fears, experiences and safety don't matter to the club. #COYS

If history has taught us anything (and I think we can agree it hasn't), it's that the logical next step is a Scottish king. Have we come back round to Ange again already?? #COYS

Just emptied my pockets looking for something. Apparently this is the nonsense I carry around with me now. I'm a childfree woman in my 40s. There's no justification for most of this.

Judge Road Sign will see you now.

But what do I do with the things I produce while sitting on the toilet??

Signing of the season right there

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Wikipedia incorrect as always. A medical emergency 'experienced' Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Massive pride in Spurs this evening. Under enormous pressure, been written off in pretty much all outlets, and massively lacking in confidence. Yet tonight, they’ve shown real guts, determination, flair and most importantly pride in that shirt. Bring on Forest #coys

If not for three slips. Who knows right #coys

THIS IS MY TOTTENHAM 😍😍😍 #COYS

I LOVE that from Xavi! 89th min, we need 2 goals to get to et, and he runs into the net to get the ball. Because he BELIEVES in us!!! #COYS

Radu must have been really injured by that... #COYS

THAT'S what Spursy should mean. Get a setback, dust it off and go again. Xavi 🤩

Ooft, what a BEAUTY! #COYS

It's just gonna make our eventual progression even more impressive #COYS

Well, that was inevitable.

I really hoped this would be a "commentators curse" skeet! #COYS

COME ON YOU BEAUTIES!!! #COYS

Tel needs to play properly on the wing. His final ball is bobbins, he needs to work with an overlapping WB so they can save it #COYS

It's all good, that's just what we needed to spark us into action. #COYS

🙏17th🙏and🙏Champions🙏League🙏17th🙏and🙏Champions🙏League🙏17th🙏and🙏Champions🙏League🙏17th🙏and🙏Champions🙏League...🙏🙏🙏🙏 #COYS

I just got genuinely angry that my smartwatch didn't record the *amazing* nap I had on a train this afternoon. It's possible I need to get out more.

There’s obviously a lot going on right now, but 40+ people dying in ICE custody during Trump’s current term should be a much bigger story.

Rip it down the seam and pop it in the middle of the table, so everyone knows it's a sharing Strait.

Who wants to bring their children to the Institut Français in London, next Saturday, to have some fun with poems and raps in French and English? www.institut-francais.org.uk/events-agend...

Looks like my mum’s opened a restaurant

Eurgh, Spurs men is catching #COYS

He should have asked the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew for tips.

Lads... What if this IS Spurs with a new manager bounce?? Surely Mason's manager by morning. #COYS

What's the point in making the defensive change now?! #COYS

Well, I think it's nice of the players to honour the Paralympics by doing some skating #COYS

So this is the price we have to pay for winning something last season. #COYS

To be fair, at least it's not boring anymore... #COYS

Bring on Bale at half time for a hattrick #COYS

They all need to change their boots and start again ##COYS

I retract this statement #COYS

They wanted freedom of speech. They got freedom of speech. 🧵

Someone needs to GIF that man with the cap INSTANTLY #JeSuisCappy #COYS