David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

lakes get drank, robot hallucinates songs already wrote by hoobastank

Disney to Sinclair and Nexstar

“we’re not stopping for nostalgia, we have a crt a home.”

the universe strives towards entropy and we live on the back of a giant turtle

schisms and fervor, pain in abundance cloaked in faith, occasional cheap chicken wings and pizza

I have become vaccinated, the destroyer of flus ᕦ(ò_ó)ᕤ

major chungus

Monday bunday!! The first day of September, Peanut’s birth month. It’s hard to believe he is 9 this month. Truly living his grumpy old bun life. He’s always been a grumpy bun, more interested in naps and snacks than zooming around, but he gets to embody being old with it too these last few years

summer’s officially over whenever I have the windows open

I feel like we’ve become robocop 3 with all the corpo and absolutely none of the splatterpunk :/

cosmic horror < eldritch horror

a lot of ppl don’t realize that often, maybe even more often than not, cosmic evil walks hand in hand with cosmic good :D

I can’t be the only one who thinks xenomorphs are a little adorable :3

Meet my newest creation Sweet Theodore! I designed and hand-sewed him. Despite the fact that Sweet Theodore was born from a gnarled, glowing egg in the catacombs, he insists he's a completely ordinary rabbit. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

power flows through all of us, especially when we acquiesce to power authority is given and surrendered, often at great cost

I’m not saying we have to clone ewan mcgregor, I’m just saying we should do it now while he’s peaking

brendan gleeson is a fooking treasure and we need to enshrine him on mt. rushmore as soon as legally possible

If you enjoy my fabric art and want to support my work, it would mean the world to me if you considered joining my Patreon. Patrons will get frequent fun posts, like updates on new creatures, Felmer's positive affirmations, and Mothman's etiquette advice. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

I’m baking broccoli in the leavings from my chicken thighs I have truly evolved as a person

“we could’ve had peace in our time but y’all wanted avocado toasties.”

ears are the weirdest human feature, change my mind

overnight oats and chill?

a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat and the nature of abject suffering

I'd love to sell one creature today. All my little guys are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make. If you're interested in my fabric art, I'd love for you to check out my new Big Cartel shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I think aliens would find toes weird. prove me wrong

I miss being young and feeling like I had infinite possibilities ahead of me, especially since it turns out the anxious uncertainty about the future never goes away but the opportunities do.

I have some bills piling up, and a sale at my Etsy shop would be a colossal help. They're all designed and hand-sewed by me. Any support is much appreciated. Thank you! jeremycreature.etsy.com

when you’ve never had a worry in your whole life:

have a diatribe. on me

currently demanding an international gerard butler appreciation day

motherfuckers, we’re in it now!

what happens if your love language is ice cream sandwiches?

I think the cultural decadence really kicked in when someone thought to invent cheeseburger egg rolls

I hope that discoballbot from andor gets a cameo in tron 3

we’re all dead and this is hell but at least there’s cheese sandwiches

I’d say I’m rdy to die on this hill but I live on the FLATTEST EARTH EVER DISCOVERED BY MAN

So when a crow drops a walnut from high up in order to break the shell, she's "a smart bird." But when I wear my feather cape and throw pizza rolls at passersby from the roof, I'm "being a nuisance"?

perhaps it’s time to consider a career in up-close magic

this is it, the bropcalypse

This guy was BUSY in the garage tonight

I miss websites computer-animal-shelter.web.cern.ch/2011.shtml

Watching black bird, which is very good, but the set dressing, which is supposed to be mid90s Chicago is laughable Home interior cabinetry looks like 2018 Miami decor

My newest creation is this little fabric art star I hand-sewed for my cousin for her baby shower. I'm considering making a little moon as well.