Me *at a family gathering*: You’re all like coworkers to me.

Blue Sky

If you see this,post a character from space. I raise you

Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed. Israel needs to be disarmed.

Nah "Greatest Hits" what are you doing to me man (absolute choon mind you) Radio station roulette 🫠🙃 #MusicSky #ToeTapper #Melancholy #ImADiva #LittleMissSelfie

“And no condemnation at all from the UK Government.” - Kanye West performing in GB is way more offensive to them, than a few dead brown people

I love painting people with their pets. I have done a few commissions like this and it's such a beautiful thing to be asked to do! I currently have room for commissions (with or without pets). Oil on fine canvas. Contact link in bio

It needs to be across the board. How many men and women spewing genocidal hate (including the damn Israeli Ambassador) have been not just entertained here, but put on prime telly. All of whom as far as I know are sound of mind (arguable).

Footsteps in the powder room Womack & Womack

Balanced breakfast if you ask me 😄 Can't go wrong with cheesecake and coffee. (My insides are going to punish me later)

Today the two-child limit is gone. Parents have told us what this will mean for their kids: - A first-ever birthday party for a 10-year-old - Better quality food - Clothes that aren't completely worn out - Going on the school trip without getting into debt - A new mattress - Swimming lessons

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing... Dubois LETS GOOO!! 🥊

SOLD! She didn’t wna show her face 😂 “Moon Phases” Acrylic on Canvas Painting #KashArtworks

They tell us that Shamima Begum is a national security risk, meanwhile…. Stop paying attention to these parasitic fuckers. He’s the head of a family and country, which profited for centuries from human trafficking 1/3 open.substack.com/pub/thegrayz...

No Yemeni, Libyan, Iranian, Sudanese, Iraqi, Lebanese or Syrian, had ever posed a threat to you or your families. Politicians will tell you they do, but they are not the ones passing draconian laws, cutting government spending and increasing your taxes, whilst enriching themselves and their mates

Good morning, especially if you got chills, that are multiplying and you're losing control, 'cause the power, you're supplying, it's electrifying.

Off to barbers today for a trim to rectify this mess from the other week. Im travelling 2 HOURS!! (Train your barbers to cut afro hair properly dammit) Will post results.

Just been told "You're a useless parent John." I said "Says who?" "Says George and Daisy" "Who the hell are George and Daisy?" "Your son and your daughter,John."

@tuesdayclub.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social Went to the Barbers and asked for a spurs haircut. It’s a mess at the back, lopsided on the sides and nothing up front, It took 4 years and he charged me £130 million

who called it a giraffe and not a throat goat

Public Setvice Announcement Asda 5 x veggies for £1

Show me a photo of when you looked hot. I quite like this photo from our wedding.

Blokes wanting to wear fake titties does not phase me I. The slightest. Each to their own. Women shooting puppies named cricket however? That’s evil shit right there.

. Just so everyone remembers . . . . .

Your pal Effin’ Birds is facing off against a century-old publishing icon and a whole ass television network in this year's Webby Awards. You can make this more like the time I defeated Jimmy Fallon and less like the time I lost to Ted Lasso by voting here: eatf.art/vote

Found another grey and got carried away yo. #BigPeopleMusic

That's sounds horrible. The only way that could be worse is if he was a convicted rapist and suspected paedophile.

Day whoever knows of my mum calling me fat 🥴 It be your own family lol

#NoKings March 28, 2026 - Thousand Oaks, CA 1/3

The Africa Weekender at Canopy Market with @buyblackinlondon 🎨 I’ll be selling my art on Monday 6th April 2026 #KashArtworks #artsale #blackskycreativesinc #ukartist #blueskyartist #buyblack #london #easter #eastermonday #blackhistory IG: kash2dawizzle www.instagram.com/p/DWdmfg2iGv...

Proud.

V&A East Storehouse. If you are in London and haven’t been, GO!

I would say I’m surprised, but I’d be lying

Good cheer 🍻

Unequal standards always applies. Remember all lives are equal, but some lives are more equal than others

The kids are alright man! Apprentice went and got me Ciders, that im giving away to a random good yute.

These two really are friends…if you look closely, Morag gives Tommy’s muzzle a little lick here. So adorable 🥹 #spudlet #minidonks #littlefarm #farmlife

Ah man the Sistren are bringing back finger waves, and Pixie cuts and im loving life coz they're out here giving me 90's vibes. (My trim still mash up from the other day, please lowe me) #PixieCut #NiaLong #BlackSkyUK

Might fuck around and find a mysterious door in the middle of a forest to walk through and never return.

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Commission portrait drawings by me #kashartworks #pencil #blueskyartist #creatorsofblacksky #blackskycreativeinc

Come on Brits! 🇬🇧 #blackskyuk #uksky #blackskylondon #blackskyldn I will find you 👀 Let’s see some talent on my Skyline 😁 Share your skills with mutuals!#blackskycreatives #art #music #fashion #blackskygamers #food #photography #contentcreators

@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social this is what i call carnival practice. Im hoping you'll transfer some of this to Oz. Its a build up to August from here on in. Wire waistline defrosting in this sun 🌞. #NottingHill #Soca #whining (Shoutout to my Caribbean brethren)

Bloody impact driver got robbed today and I had to use this emergency one... ....had a mini-rant but turned it into a bit of a funny coz I cant be arsed... #Teef #OnTheTools