Over on Twitter…

Adrian can u pls not #MAFSAU

Yeah go back to the group guys #MAFSAU

"I keep an Excel spreadsheet of everything anyone has done to upset me" #MAFSAU

Heroin addict and roadkill enthusiast, RFK Jr. kills flu shot campaigns and cancels a major vaccination conference.

Ever had a boss you click with Who treats you like a valued human Then gaslights you and erodes you until you question your own existence lol Anyone ?

@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social do you watch Reacher? I think you should Alan Ritchson Sweet baby Jesus

Here’s one for @julxxxx.bsky.social and all you dog lovers. youtu.be/0MT61TsdFxQ?...

Yes

I didn’t watch 60Minutes because I don’t care what Dutton is like at home. It’s the shit he says and does at work that affects me. Not whether he’s a family man who’s good on a BBQ. And I’m not voting for his performance at home, only in Parliament, and the policies or lack of them.

The community note 🤌😘

NOTHING can destroy a Cyber Truck….😎😏 #WorldBollardAssociation

My captain

Former heroin addict wants to send Americans to work camps. 👇

This looks like someone took his face off, put it in the washing machine and put it back on his head upside down

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

This 👇🏾😂😂🤣🤣

This is demented.

"bug in gut → ↑ quinic acid, part of a subgroup of polyphenols (antioxidants that can, in the right context, reduce inflammation) + ↑ hippurate, a compound whose levels indicate greater microbial diversity and therefore better gut health.' www.scientificamerican.com/article/coff...

Hamiso is a very handsome man #NRL #NRLAllStars

"I'll be issuing a full and unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”

@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social I reckon you would love Kendrick Lamar aye

Ok clear this up for me: 1- White dog shit was cos dogs ate bones Or - the dog shat it brown first, then it turned white when it dried out

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Love it.😄🤣😄

No dick energy Fuck off out of my country seppo #wanktank @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social they're getting bigger 🤢

That twice

Every angry white man in hysterics over Sam Kerr being "racist towards whites" are absolutely the same men who get on Latrell Mitchell stories and say "he is playing the race card again" These imbeciles are exhausting #NRL

Trump sat silently while President Musk held court in the Oval Office, looking annoyed as Musk’s kid picked his nose. Meanwhile, Musk’s allies push judicial impeachments, Trump is furious at low deportation numbers, and Trump's Gaza plan hits roadblocks👇

My legacy *bows*

Check ya skin people. Took the dressing off this one today. Pretty fucking cool eh?

Australia has a Blak history.

Got any games on your phone

Over 100 ICE agents spent 5 hrs in Chicago last week, arresting only 2. In Denver & Aurora, CO, over 400 agents were dispatched for migrant violence linked to Tren de Aragua. After knocking on hundreds of doors, only 1 member was arrested. (NYP, ABC News)

My boss just called me to say happy birthday and asked me all the cool things I'm doing and who is taking me out lol I had to lie cos I have no plans 🫠

I shot the sherriffffeee

Afternoon tea CHEDS with cheesy spread

Today two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...

Police apprehend the terrorists behind Bondi's antisemitic egging terror attacks #DeportThemnAll

How dumbed down are GPs these days. Like a deli Take a ticket, line up like cattle and you have to tell them what to do cos they have half a bloody brain

Elon bought twitter and reduced its value by at least 50% Obliterated any semblance of its original values and replaced humans with plastic porn bots, Nazis and AI. Guess what he will do to the USA ya dumb dogs #usa

Remember we were so worried about TikTok getting our data that we banned it? Then we gave Elon Musk and his cronies access to Social Security and Medicare benefits, tax refunds, federal salaries, and other sensitive information.

Turn any room into a walk-in closet by leaving your fucking clothes everywhere

Know thy enemy is stupid as fuck.

Australian men finishing after the Australian women finish because that’s what we always do. #Ashes #SLvsAUS

I cannot touch door handles or shopping trolley bars Also why don't people stay away from others in public FFS 🤢