One of the greatest days on the Australian sporting calendar where we can all relax on the couch, snooze, eat leftovers and stare at the TV for hours and hours. But enough about the Sydney to Hobart, is there any cricket on today?

In case you were wondering, God is in Darwin helping old mate ton up at the cricket #AUSvSA

NSW scoring off a grub kick and dedicating it to Billy Slater #Origin

Even though mushroom enthusiast Erin Patterson is estranged from her husband, in court she's just described him as a "fun guy"

Farewell Virat Kohli, I'll always remember you as a courageous cricketer who never took a backwards step when playing against kids.

#RIPPopeFrancis I loved all your music even your solo stuff as Frank Pope

Flanno must be very pleased with this effort against a full strength Souths team. #NRLCharityShield

*Matthrew

So glad I can listen to SEN now without worrying about a ballistic missile landing on my front porch. Might’ve been only one interesting cricket anecdote away from disaster.

Australian men finishing after the Australian women finish because that’s what we always do. #Ashes #SLvsAUS

I’ve seen bowling machines with more energetic run-ups than these Sri Lankan spinners #SLvsAUS

Sure a Hurricanes vs Thunder final is great for their fans but it’s a nightmare for the BOM #BBL14

"My pile of stick mags is this high"

Me when Indian cricket fans talk about sandpaper:

One of the most engrossing sessions of the game/series and some fuck says nah, let's start a mexican wave #AUSvIND

No, send testicles... #AUSvIND

It's gunna be more difficult bowling to Pant now with only one testicle to aim at #AUSvIND

Single people, if you meet someone tonight and they're not up for going back to your place to watch the whole of Day 5 again, then they're not for you.

Ordinarily, day five would also be at least partly behind the paywall. But, hey, it was a fun day and it's my last report card for the year. So the whole thing's free. Enjoy! #AUSvIND 🏏 See you in 2025. newsletter.liebcricket.com/p/australia-...

Definite spike there if you look closely #AUSvIND

I had a dream last night the Aussies cheated and we didn't get away with it. Very relieved to realise we did. #AUSvIND

If 5 day Tests are this good, why not make them 6? #AUSvIND

Can FoX-Ray show us how clenched the Aussie’s arseholes are? #AUSvIND

They reckon Bumrah has a younger brother at home who’s even better #AUSvIND

I like Mitch Marsh but surely he only gets another 2 or 3 Tests to prove himself? #AUSvIND

Is there a bigger bandwagon supporter than Winviz? Winviz probably a Broncos fan too

What a great 8(18) runs, tho. Love this guy #AUSvIND

This innings is dragging on so far that I’m starting to enjoy Uzzie’s “KFC somebody say” ad #AUSvIND

It’s 2053 and Prime Minister Sam Konstas has just announced we’ve successfully annexed India and it will become the 9th Australian state/territory. # AUSvIND

People think Siraj is chirping at the batsmen but he’s chatting on his phone to a mate who’s also at work #AUSvIND

Anyone know if they got permission to film the Indian players on the MCG today? #AUSvIND

It’s Day 4 of the Test and Tubby finally hands Sam Konstas a baggy green cap #AUSvIND

Sometimes we forget the religious significance of Boxing Day - the day baby Jesus won the toss and said, “we’ll have a bat” #BoxingDay

Ever wonder if David Campbell gets sick of meeting new family members? #carolsbycandlelight

Imagine the selectors embarrassment when they realised after 3 Tests that McSweeney isn’t from New South Wales #AUSvIND

If this T20 finishes way early the players should come back out and play a Test Match to give the fans some value for money #BBL14

Even the Sydney Test thinks the Brisbane Test is getting too much rain #AUSvIND

Steve Smith should be dropped next Test for not scoring ‘big’ hundreds #AUSvsIND

China should get square by admitting PNG into their national ping pong comp

The Drones : Shark Fin Blues youtu.be/-lO0_T01TrI?...

This Test match might’ve only lasted just into the 3rd day but Haydos has still managed to talk 5 days of shit in that time #AUSvIND

Just heard Siraj say in Hindi, “well caught Travis” and Travis’ reply, in Hindi, “Fuck off ya gronk” #AUSvIND

Someone needs to run out a box of lightbulbs that are 19 overs old. #AUSvIND 🏏

Adelaide having power issues. Who’da thunk it? #AUSvIND

I reckon Marnus’ turd cutter is tighter than a recently closed fridge door #AUSvIND

McSweeney looking more nervous than Alan Jones' butler #AUSvIND

Amazing to think Laurie Daley last coached the Blues 2736 days and 87 hair dyes ago.

Shout out to Ben Hunt's accountant advising him to spread one years income at the Dragons over two years at the Broncos therefore saving heaps of tax. #WorkHarderNotSmarter

[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that

The Australian cricket team should be sponsored by a gambling company because the chances are they're about to lose #AUSvIND