My son 😁

Yes and no. Some things we choose. Some things we don't.

There's other people out there who have it worse. MF that does NOT help me.

Summmmmmeeerrrrrrr!!!... The sun was low at 2pm today. Fuck Autumn/Fall I hate the cold fo fuck winter too! Spring is OK. Spring can come every now and again.

Making videos on their phone. 🙄

I'm trying to resist the urge to look at the responses. As a tea lover I dread to think of what abominations the americans think of as "tea" 😒🤢🤮 I just switched brands to Yorkshire. Loving it.

Bothofem. If you want someone else that bad just leave me and go.

To go to Japan

Privacy.

Love. Or time.

Women. (I do control myself but) they have a hold on me.

Photography, watching anime and martial arts. It used to include reading and video games but not so much any more.

Whichever day I don't have to set an alarm.

The middle of the Caribbean. A lovely place. Full of the funniest people on the planet.

Will sorted. Life insurance sorted. Look at me adulting like a real grown up.

Washing done. Clothes ironed. I like just peacefully being at home taking care of my own business.

Nap are the best thing in the world. I could just be waking up from one and I'm already planning the next like it's a holiday.

That episode 8 of #mha was really hitting. Who else has seen it? #myhero

Amusing Myself, Part 5

Accountability feels like oppression to the privileged.

#goodmorningto and only to @bluejayflyes.bsky.social

An hour-ish

Her pleasure. She needs to be making this face

The face, hips, hair...

I'm telling you the way I started to wheeze trying not to laugh! I caught a cramp in one hamstring and started to cry through just one eye. Then my whole torso tensed up when the bitch started to sign. www.instagram.com/reel/DQMtauZ...

Dunno who needs to hear this but being a proper parent is not for the weak. You have to be dedicated, patient and selfless to do it right.

The lack of discomfort.

Enjoying peaceful silence.

youtu.be/wmUy788_fuY?... I'm a firm believer that the best songs are mostly the ones with depressing lyrics to an uplifting beat.

Averaging about a 7 but I'm still working on it. It's been a journey.

Food. Treats. Snacks.

Saturday morning cartoons. Climbing trees. Running around.

My nephew. So pure, no pretences no fakeness. Just cuteness.

Had to take son shopping. He was wearing the one suit every day. Not amused. But at least now he looks decent. I guess that's what credit cards are for 😐

My hoodie for my website just dropped. www.restinparadise.co.uk

It's the heels for me

#goodmorningto and only to @jkulcha.bsky.social

Friendly reminder that Covid is airborne you fuckwits. You know, like smoke. If you want to avoid it, campaign for air filtration in public places and wear a mask thanks very much bye

Who told me to go shopping while I was hungry. Now I'm back home with all sorts of crap I don't need.

Them: As a man you must be high as hell if you love & dote on your person & within yourself express the full range of your emotional depth. Me:

I think I'm gona treat myself to some kfc

I really did need those long ass naps. One thing about shift work I like is finishing work on a weekday morning and driving home to rest, as everyone else is driving in the opposite direction to start their day.

Wasp

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

In England? 'Come On Eileen' Or something by Queen

That doesn't compute. Awesome teachers also make their subjects interesting. If I disliked teachers then the subject was probably disliked too.

Martial arts. And sex.

6'2" genuinely.

Mario Kart

If your in my house and not paying hills your life is in my hands. Act right. Having 8 legs ain't acting right.