Super freaky grandma

Did they stop looking for that lady’s mama? The news cycle changes so quickly

BlackSky ruined the image of Jay Z for me

I will never get over the fact that everyone why they mama is on tour. Jay Z too??

The irony is she wants to be besties now that I’m grown

No child should have to hear this

Found out it’s actually NOT normal for parents to tell you “I have to love you, I don’t have to like you” 😭😭

Michael Rappaport must be horrible at Poker.

Genealogist by night 🤓

The whole skyline 10 months ago:

I searched Jay Z Wig on here and I- 10 months ago it was a real life game of Clue

Let’s partake in the rising toke my blokes

“You think you know everything” No I just know more than YOU on this particular subject 🤷🏾‍♀️

My own friends were delusional about this. It ended as soon as it started 😂

I see why my mama was so irritated with me coming in and out the house when I was supposed to be playing outside. It’s the damn house flies

Erased the Black people from HOWARD UNIVERSITY. They can’t be serious

F*ck K-Pop as a staff, label and as a MF crew… And since they like to steal I know they understand this.

It was 35° two days ago 😵‍💫

I have a Libra scale tattoo that I forget about. This crusty man tried to use it as a pick up line and I was genuinely confused 😂

it’s aries season

Iktr!!!

Touching grass.

Not a tablet in sight. Well done 👏🏾

Decision fatigue triggers overstimulation for me. I’m tired of deciding and planning

My kids are outside playing with Barbies and Super Soakers

First day of spring 🥰

As soon as I hear “but it’s ok when women do it,” I take my ears off and put them in my purse

K I’m done whining now

We need to get back to tar and feathers. The cost of living is OD rn

And then got the nerve to charge us for food and water like all that wasn’t here before humans were

We are not meant to have 2/3 jobs. This shit is a set up

I don’t think parents understand how much pressure you put on a kid. Why are you reprimanding this baby in gymnastics? Let her enjoy herself!

LIKE…

Bring back iPods pls.

Never quite understood this. Twerk? Any synonyms?

The girls trip started out as 6 and now we down to two 😭 I understand but damn!

He needs to be put down

You’re right.

People do things because they’re trying to gain something, avoid losing something or protect how they’re being perceived. Not just being a “good,” “bad” or logical person

Incentives literally drive everything.

Just read about someone who was known as the Johnny Appleseed of Crack

Harry like “so tell me about this man. Could he fight?” 😭😭

This is how I wanted my passport pic to come out like 😩

At least get a real graphic designer. Tf is this? 😭

I get approached way more when I wear my old wedding ring. What’s the science behind that??

Werk 🪡

Man 🥹 Coogler is for the people

I would like a partner so we can run into Ryan Coogler and his beautiful wife. They seem like amazing game night friends

This will do it! The main reason i don’t drink out of containers i can’t see in. After that Capri Sun mold ish i got the ick right after.