These bitches love some Cardi 😍😍

I wore my favorite red dress 😍

I wore my favorite red dress 😍

I definitely should’ve gotten on the Velociraptor last bc I feel like I scrambled my brain and stomach early 😵‍💫

It’s kinda funny, if you think about it.

I’ve been dressed since 5 am 😌

Can't call it for other folx but, Spam/social notifications ruined it for me The sheer volume of notifications Devalued notifications So, meaningful ringtone/notifications moved to my alarms since I can use songs as my alarms and I *NEED* to hear those

To be American is to live a SNL skit every day.

They made the military go into these towns where they’re not needed to get harassed WITHOUT PAY

Government shut down but I bet ICE is getting paid

Geography be beating my ass 🫩

Them sour apple bitters bitches, I’m not fuckin wit em

I’m never leaving this Airbnb 😍

Please Throat Punch My Fart Box That’s the shirt I’m swapping 😵‍💫

We’re doing an inappropriate shirt swap. Please pray for me

What’s is going on in Chicago? Even their postal system is fucked up

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Me and my inner child are preparing to lose our minds at Universal

You don’t know me. Why are you calling me my nickname?

People that sleep with their bedroom doors open are serial killers

I love me some SZA

I think some people think “handmade” means bitch made

Update: she wants them for $1 each 💀

when i say some people are meant to be mothers this what i mean.

My personal injury lawyer sent me and my kids welcome gifts 😊

I wonder what kinda stress adults had in 2000

I don’t think they liked my quote but I’m not a machine or Amazon. It’s alllll handmade 😌

someone sent me an ai video of millie jackson redoing khia's "my neck my back" people are not smart enough for ai to be running rampant like this

This AI stuff is getting creepier every day. Also it’s getting to the point where some can’t tell it’s AI. That’s the scariest part

I throw away so many posts on here 🫠

Look at the full moonnnnnn 🥰 howl with me please

You can’t make me feel embarrassed about anything I post lol. I’ve always been a very open individual and that’s how I’ll remain 🤷🏾‍♀️ this internet stuff does not move me at all

I just received an inquiry about an order of 200 patches 🤯 I remember when I use to pray for just one order 🥹

EXCUSE ME? 🤢

Being an entrepreneur has taught me that not only does the vast majority NOT READ, they also don’t know their actual address

Meg seems so happy 🥹 good for her

I can’t prove it yet but I’m almost certain my kid is cheating in Guess Who? She can ask one question and she knows your player 🫩

People drink beer for attention 🤢

So basically they put hot dogs in there lol

I hope the lover girl in me dies. Soon.

Wendy Williams was right about damn near everything

I think Kirk Franklin is my type 🤭

Young Thug **checks notes ** brushes his teeth once a week but “doesn’t respect” gay men as men. Because a weekly toothbrushing clearly makes him the authority on manhood.

Basically

Every time the government shut down it just confirms my belief that they live paycheck to paycheck

I wish a mf would refer to me as a “do anything bitch” tf?

You ever crash out and it feels like you got a aerial view of yourself 🫠

All in the club wit bottles of hypnotiq tammat some “Girllll dont try to hide it alll yo friends invited” nigga u need a PROSTATE exam

Nicki already tarnished her legacy. She’s just tryna get Cardi to do something stupid