I was reminded today of the Canadian Measurement Flow Chart. Which yes, this is exactly what its like. www.reddit.com/r/HelloInter...

Long after we are all gone, at some point in the far future, when historians are looking back on this time period and the various horrors of the last decade, one of them will stop reading, take a long sip of their coffee, adjust their glasses and whisper "What the fuck is a labubu?"

Have you all heard the good word of Bitshifter covering Weezer? youtu.be/4L9pSbERHCo?...

The problem with being smart is that you know.

I have forgotten to put the liner insoles for my shoes back in before leaving and now my feet hurt and are cold and why are bodies?

Ferns. #forestfriday

Trail apple trees. #bloomscrolling

I saw a hummingbird doing its little neck flare and can only assume it was taunting its enemies.

Debate? Which debate? There should be no debate. Tax this fucker and everything he owns for 98% and he'll still have 5.5 billion US Dollars. You'd have to earn 8,000 dollars per hour for 80 years straight to have that much money.

this would go so hard as an album cover

Trillium season time. #bloomscrolling

Already looking forward to fall. #dlws

This one is like an old Far Side cartoon, car crashes into fireworks store, how beyond ridiculous does it get apple.news/ACsnPW2DlT2u...

I am wearing shorts and I hate shorts and I should make it my mission to find something to wear in summer that is not shorts and will not make me die of heat exhaustion.

Transmission #11225 from PROWLER (NOFORN) 1. Explosive Homunculuses 2. Feedback Palisade 3. Memory Embankment

Sunshine (2007) (They didn’t say what kind of ship)

Poach us please! We have a successful project, the Mothbox, used by dozens of researchers, being invited to workshops give keynotes around the world! But not enough people realize: A) we are out of $$$ + mostly volunteering b) YOUR group can claim the Mothbox by just hiring us to keep working!

Ah yes the annual spring game of “did you sleep badly and have allergies or are you brewing a sinus thing?”

I have already removed two ticks of me this week. They were small at least but still, ugh. I guess reminder that it’s well into tick season already.

Happy long weeeknd everyone. Remember to practice firework safety. youtu.be/Yi-b1YVql-w

Greater Victoria Uber Drivers have a new deal that includes bonuses, the ability to appeal customer ratings and a $500 fund that can be used on extended benefits or as sick pay, reports @isaacphannay.bsky.social. #bclab

Facebook disabled my account of 20 years with no warning and no reason outlined. I only check it maybe twice a year which means I didn’t know and now can’t appeal it. Glad I downloaded all my data and cleaned it out a while ago. But I’d like to make the decision to close it, vs some automated bot.

VILLAIN comes out ONE WEEK from TODAY and I am practically vibrating with excitement and The Anxiety™.

The bones of a house are actually just wood, but we’re working on it

Morning 😂.

in 2016 I made a comic titled “Mr. Gotcha” that would become most viewed and circulated image I’d create. Now it is the subject of a book by @glennf.com examining its history in online discourse. That One Matt Bors comic is live on Kickstarter—back it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...

Saw some interesting pieces at GradEx today.

Haha. Yeah. Also throw in a weekend of sports and the closed DVP and it’s been A Time this weekend.

Barely anyone in power wants to talk about the Toronto police. It’s really something.

Nouvelle Vague’s cover of Too Drunk To Fuck by The Dead Kennedys.

I am hoping that GO plans to run 15 minute trains all day during FIFA because if this weekend was any indication of volume, they’re gonna need it.

:o

Macintosh HyperQuadra

Thinking about how the rail bridge near where I used to live back in 2007 had a hook under it labeled "music exchange" and random people would just leave CDs on it.

Discord is down! youtu.be/ILVfzx5Pe-A

Found my first tick of the season.

I am so tired of these fuckos.

Are archives a thing this year in art? Because I was looking at archives and personal data sets like 3 to 4 years ago and funding bodies did not give a shit.

Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.

✨ Dynamic pricing systems should be illegal. ✨

For me it’s the Nemisis comics that live rent free in my head. www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id... But this one is also pretty grand.

If you've never been lost in the PATH, it means you've never been in the PATH

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

My body is so confused. #dlws

It’s that time of year again! #maythe4th m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYud...

Today is the anniversary of a great day in global history: the day Bluesky’s Sensual Alf meme began, a curse that still haunts the website. It’s my fault and I wrote about it here: little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...

[OC] Vanishing Point at The Barbican r/brutalism