i follow so many academics, scientists, and artists here on Bluesky that i often forget there is an entire subculture here of serving up ass and feet pics... til it up and says hello on my 'popular with friends' page some of yall need Jesus 🤣

If a Microsoft employee knew that Bethesda was about to announce Fallout 5, and they went to the stock market to use that information to buy stocks, knowing that the price will increase after the game is announced, that Microsoft employee will go to jail for insider trading. 1/2

again??

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Cena was always down AF wonderful to hear that hasn't changed 🙂

if i gotta scan and bag my own groceries, i'm taking my damn employee discount.

I'm as cynical as it gets but if @aoc.bsky.social is saying the Democrats are gonna start going on the offensive they'll have me back out knocking on doors for the first time in decades 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 The mocking The taste of their own medicine The "come get some" stance MORE OF THIS ENERGY!!!

So now Pete Hegseth has fired the Secretary of the Navy and the Chief of Staff of the Army, both in the middle of a war, both with no public or known explanation? Seems fine.

The real conservative objection to VA redistricting is pure Wilhoit: you have to obey laws & proper procedure & we don't. They can't just out and say that in public though, at least not yet, so they are desperately flailing about for some kind of cover argument.

Due to a scheduling conflict this will be at 4pm Mountain/5pm Central this afternoon

all this talk of greens got me thinking of the person who taught me how to make em my maternal grandmother, a former sharecropper, owner of a bar in downtown Dallas during the 40s/50s and managed the massive Salvation Army there during the 70s/80s She was a real one Check out that fit tho 🔥

"One person sees superpredators, feral kids, a city under siege. Another sees bored teenagers...I think I see something more political...young people getting off their screens, gathering in public, and refusing the quiet age segregation of urban life." anotherpanacea.substack.com/p/they-saw-a...

I don't remember who said it but someone has already pointed out that Republicans have been using gerrymandering as a "politicians telling voters to f-ck off" tool and Democrats have been doing the "voters telling politicians to f-ck off" version — and those are two VERY different beasts

this 🎯 I've traveled the country for decades and they've done this everywhere EVERYwhere it's time to fight back

I live in a heavily gerrymandered district in Nashville. People on my same (small!) street are in different districts.

“To say that President Trump is corrupt is to somehow understate the size, scope and magnitude of his corruption. It is as if you were to describe a modern thermonuclear device as a ‘bomb.’ That is true enough, but it is not quite the truth. It does not capture the nature of the thing in full.”

this mother fvcker won't last til Arbor Day

I've heard of mental gymnastics before but claiming a thing started by Republicans was actually a Democrat ploy all along is something else entirely wow

on a positive note.. I said come April 1st I was gonna go all in on James Talarico, you know, for "The Team" and all, and I gotta say.. since reeeeeeaaaaaaally paying attention to the guy.. He ain't full of shit. He def seems to walk the walk. 👍🏼

we couldn't vote for Jasmine because she *took* 100k from AIPAC, but this goober isn't even being questioned about over 5 MILLION DOLLARS?!?! gee... I wonder what the difference is between those two candidates... yup.. just a big ol mystery, huh?

video essayists: If you have to jumpcut.. After every sentence you speak.. And use a psychological manipulation technique.. To get people to pay attention to your videos.. Then perhaps you don't REALLY.. have anything interesting to say?

So... Why is married to Jay? Did we seriously just watch in real time as a woman runs to the back and calls for her hubby because people were being too mean to her?

this is how Utah's Congressional map deals with Utah's largest city, cracking it through to the middle into 4 different districts in order to deny it Congressional representation to make sure Dems get 0 seats

"The UAE has long denied supporting the RSF, which has been fighting Sudan's regular army for three years. El-Fasher's fall was one of the most brutal chapters of the conflict, which has led to the world's worst humanitarian crisis..."

i think it is actually totally fine if urban areas with their higher density populations and higher levels of education have a proportionally greater say in national politics than less-dense and less-educated rural areas

Was saying the other day that the collapse in journalism employment (and in parallel, newspaper circulation) _just_ since my time at the DNC comms dept beggars my comprehension. It’s produced a transformed media landscape. A transformed, denuded media landscape.

When I joined Bluesky and was hoping it would be like the good old days on Twitter, I didn't mean the period when it was broken like half the time

LET'S GO

Let's call this policy what this is. It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs. It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct. It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Idk who said it, wasn't me, but someone earlier on Bluesky put it perfectly: "I dont know one mother f-cker *out there* on Bluesky"

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Bluesky Louvre contender I talked about shaving one's head BECAUSE one is going bald - never bald men in general I've mentioned that distinction literally every time I've said that I don't really give a shit what youre here being all self conscious about, honey

Eugenics. Also, keep in mind that wealthy always has options in vaccination elsewhere. Like wealthy women used to fly to Europe for abortions. In its prime, the US Eugenics movement often aligned economic status w/biological worth. Poverty was deemed hereditary. It’s a tool of class warfare.

why does every right wing "influencer" shave their (balding) head and talk like an 11yo prepubescent child?

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

This is a phenomenal thread I honestly can't believe I haven't ever seen it this way either. I'm going to from now on though.

I like Cam Johnson too but I don’t like how he makes me say old guy stuff like ‘fine young man’ when I see him

Palantir is doing cutting edge science on whether its possible for an entire company to have cocaine psychosis

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I pronounce the argument that Americans need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government officially dead. Kaput. We're living under a tyrannical government and the only people suffering from gun violence are innocent children and civilians. No one's using them against this government.

if you haven't seen it yet go check out The Strokes closer at Coachella. It's here on Bluesky, if you can't find it on YouTube. the normies are finally getting it #WeThePeople

It looks like the world is being wise about the world cup. I am an American, it is NOT SAFE for anyone here. They give idiots a gun, authority, and no training. If I murder someone, I go to jail or worse. If ICE murders someone for no reason, they get praise from the president.

can we lock his bunker from the outside?

I didn't know Werner Herzog had a burner Bluesky account

i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon

Dave's right. This is extremely telling.