'Which lake?! WHICH LAKE, MOTHERFUCKER?!'

Dyke knights wip! ⚔️

LOOK AT THESE DUMBASSES Thank you to @hafrun.bsky.social for drawing my boys as the dorky blobs they love to be

from today's popbitch, a lesson in how to politely remove any dignity from any of these asshats you might encounter. love this. imagine the joy of "and how do you spell Cameron?" and still getting it wrong. no managers can tell you off, is the joy of it

Why is it that every time I work on my novel nature calls

Bard Knight 01 🛡️ Dost thou shred? 🎸

Worm Slide [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

I have tried to write this scene like 7 times and at least 4 are because I know some combination of characters have to get arrested, there are three candidates, and apparently I need to try every single combination before I get there.

It is with great joy that i can say Project Hanuman is shortlisted for best novel In the BSFA awards @bsfa.bsky.social @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social i also have a story in the short listed anthology, Creative Futures If you’ve not yet read either now is the time! Congrats to all the finalists.

I hate knitting crown decreases more than 90% of other knitting tasks

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

YouTube captions have gotten so bad lol

To be absolutely clear: this is the lowest percentage of the vote in a by-election for the Conservatives or Tories since the party was founded at the time of the Glorious Revolution in 1689.

anyways we need more trans stories, more trans love, more trans knights, elves, heroes, villains, scoundrels, and damsels. more trans art now! 🏳️‍⚧️

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

How does an animal the size of a tangerine have so much swagger

If I've developed an intolerance to a staple part of my diet I'm going to file a very pointed letter of complaint to Someone

Some more empty beasts that i drew. Pulled out from the original set of 12. #sfedrawing

shotgun not me but think there's scope here for a proper, lengthy, meaty feature looking at every single policy area in Britain that's currently fucked specifically because of a decision George Osborne took, reckon you could make it an actual mag cover, his fingerprints are everywhere

⚡️Bass 🎸⚡️ ＼ﾜｰﾜｰﾜｰﾜｰ／ 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

That sound you heard was @margueritekenner.bsky.social adding this arrow to her quiver.

#BirdsOfTheWorld image from an amazing chance I had to watch and photograph this beautiful Pied Kingfisher hunting in Vietnam #birds #thegardenjungle #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #shropshire #UKwildlife #birdphotography #canon #photography

I will never get over how beautiful the ribbed fins of Chtenopteryx are. Truly, they are nature's perfect ruffle chips. 🦑📷Steven Kovacs

Creatures from the deepest sea

Recent Commissions! Weird round dinosaurs inspired by cattle painting :3

This is a gorgeous thread, particularly if you are of the confidence-game inclined.

I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Antelopes.

One thing I find mind-boggling is just how quickly we went from "live and let live" and "mind your own business" to "get up in everyone else's business in case they have the temerity to be living in a way you don't like"

Typical central London traffic queue: red bus, green bike, black taxi, four white horses.

I don't think you should be allowed to still be hungry after you ate a perfectly good lunch.

I propose to make universal the old policy of the Blackfriars conference at the American Shakespeare Center: If you do not end your paper on time, you will be forced to exit, pursued by a bear. Literally, a bear will come take your paper from you.

Hello my name is Dirty Laundry 😁 Happy #Caturday ❤️

Become the sunrise into a new morning

Why do we have to have the weekend go 'day when you can go anywhere and buy anything' *then* 'day when half the shit is shut or reduced hours'? I never get to do certain errands because I'm too brain-dead on Saturday and by the time I remember I need them it's Sunday and it's too late.

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a baby rat pile for you

Frenzied Flame 🔥 I like to think that she was tricked in to the path of frenziend flame and slowly succumbed into madness. #eldenring

Friends, I present to you, the crap crab. 🦀💩

Happy Valentine's day, folks. Here's my favorite story about the nerd and the honeypot.

why on earth does bluesky just randomly reset my feed every so often. I left the app to read an article i found in the app! just let me go back to where i was! at least tumblr has pages.

Did posting about charity shops just summon what purports to be a Christian anti-Google donating-proceeds-to-charity search engine to follow me??? (I blocked. Sorry if y'all are real but I'm not using a Christian search engine no matter how anti capitalist it is)

People keep putting 100% wool jumpers in my/my partner's size on the clearance rack at one of my local charity shops and yes I will keep buying them whenever I see them.

My bed is a circus filled with animals vying for my attention, but I think I finally captured a photo that explains (to me, somehow) why I named this guy Mouse. Look at that face! It's clearly his name.

Meet Teddy, a serval born October 26, 2025, at the Nashville Zoo. He'll be an animal ambassador once he's settled in his new home. [Via Cincinnati Zoo]

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.

oh ya horse year #art