The largest cat you've ever seen.

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

Seriously?

let you down

becoming cool

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Outlook: "Sure you haven't emailed this person since 2013, but their email starts with the same letters as someone you email 200 times a week so let's go ahead and autocomplete this near total stranger and just see what happens."

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

This is going to annoy all 5 people in Tasmania

don't even care

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

there's a discworld humble bundle to get 35 of the books with a $16 minimum contribution

on the roof

bird of the year

Been trying to read more this year so here goes.

your job

Can I tell you something?

a new bird

as an adult

Inspire people.

come closer

Wiscahhhhson

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.

this year really got away from me 😖

It's again that time of year when people mock our firm for falling victim to a pair of scammers, based on a slanted documentary which did not paint our efforts at inclusive hiring in a fair light.

under pressure

Only a tiny fraction of Americans can name this country

understand me

microwave

always be there

another mess

nobody worry

hiss

i want enemies

Good Morning

bird with cigarette

smile

sunlight

Scary.

cautionary tale

take me seriously

explain yourself

second floor

smarter