Rest in Precision

Contessa Von Moonsnail showed up for the wedding. She had work done but we’re all pretending she doesn’t look ghastly

I have spent too much time covering transit. I announced to no one that I 'need to re-rail a door.' Friends, I need to put a door back on its hinges after taking it off to move furniture. One re-rails a train after a derailment.

I hath made SEASHELL DRUID KING a wife. She is QUEEN OF SAND DOLLARS

BEHOLD MY CREATION HE IS SEASHELL DRUID SNOWKING

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

I’m the dude in the photo. And yes, I threw leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. I’m back out today photographing an anti-Islam protest from a far right extremist in a couple hours. IG john_abernathy_ more information on Facebook

Moved the cat’s chair into the living room pray for me

Two on the list from MA, good good! Please stop running me over, thank you

I can assure you every day was Whiskey Friday at CBS News www.bostonglobe.com/2026/01/16/n...

Ma’am, your husband posted an AI video of himself flying a fighter jet attacking the American people with poop.

Hello. I hate the Alexa update. If I wanted to live with Quinn Morgendorffer would not have moved out at 19.

I think it’s important to bear witness and listen to this person who was shot in the eye by ICE. Permanently blinded. “They said it was a miracle I survived”

Worth getting covered in mud

Listen. Mistakes were made today. I’ve been doing some PT work and the office is a quick bike ride away. Casual office. I didn’t realize A How muddy it is B That I brought the wrong jeans to change into. I brought my Y2K era jeans that only recently have fit me again.

DAN KOH: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

The United Auto Workers union has thrown its support behind a Ford factory worker who was suspended for heckling President Donald Trump during a plant tour in Michigan.

Friends, I just received a rejection from a job I applied for SIX MONTHS ago. What are you doing

My new favorite genre of commercial is one with men gleefully showing off their favorite new miracle product and exclaiming how young they look. Sir, that is called moisturizer.

I’m a NICE Agent

I moved into my very own home 1 year ago today and now I got a budding freelance business, an office, and a cat editor yelling at me all day to HUSTLE

Got to say, "improper ideology" is a terrifying phrase for any government to use.

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

Leave the hottest Founder out of this

Good Morning

BREAKING: We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing People have had seizures. They passed out. “I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished www.propublica.org/article/vide...

You could make it affordable

Every once in a while, I'm asked about mansplaining. Here is example. Before you start telling me about how you covered a certain city and state's politics and are an expert in it and begin explaining it to me, check and see if I covered Plunderdome. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operati...

I know this is wrong but all I've been thinking about for a week is Selina Meyer in VEEP and her cowboy hat.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Donald Trump: "I have my roots in Europe." Sir, you are a guy from Queens, Forrest Hills is six blocks from the goat slaughterhouse off Queens Boulevard and three blocks from the legendary home of the billboard that was home to Doctor T. J. Eckleburg

I have formed an alliance with the only Gen Zer who knows what The Clash is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC2W...

The children are discussing Red Bull flavors like they are wines unearthed from the seas off France

The children I’m working with have not seen Heathers

Did you not like my lecture on trains? Because I also like four faced clock towers. Did you know Massachusetts is home to two of three of the largest clock faces in the world? Hello?

Tim Walz asks is this our McCarthy moment?: “Do you have no decency?

Her name is Sweetpea.

OMG MY NEIGHBOR (the nice baking neighbor) IS ADOPTING A TRIPOD KITTY Don’t tell Little Miss Amelia

The children I am working with have never seen Cheers.

Not to brag, but I have done entire network news broadcasts without a script or sound when the systems went down. Not to brag, because that's an anchor's job. Not to brag, because I also had the support of the entire writing/editing/newsroom/engineering team, because a well-run newsroom does that.

What are you doing Tony? You feeling good?

I often say the people behind the scenes matter more than the people on mic or in front of the camera, and you need to treat them with the utmost respect.

The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...

Ok

I'm excited to announce I've filed a complaint against Verizon with the Commonwealth's Department of Telecommunications. The lesson here is to never ever ever piss off former reporters named Karyn who covered the damn state house, and who are also the daughter of a lineman. I will f*** you up.

We should take Jeff’s house for construction.

I lasted about an hour.

If you don’t hear from me in 2 hours, I died happy.

What is he talking about