Hanging Around 'Plok!' Super Nintendo

remember: O-Zone is the boy band with the numa numa song, O-Town is the boy band with the song about jizzing their pants in their sleep. it is critical that you remember this for later

i don't trust gamers not to do this unironically (apologies for triple-posting, had to tweak some values)

i am unshakable in my belief that CupcakKe is an ace autistic age regressor who thinks sex is hilarious but isn't actually into it

it's really big, really big, it's so incredibly huge, spongebob he actually wears pants, that's totally through, spongebob does wear pants it's just so huge so huge

there's a type of online conservative who does leftist-coded smarmy "poasting" and thinks their political beliefs are heterodox and illegible even though they have a keyboard macro for the R slur and I hope whatever happens, they're first

statistically there has to be at least one kid in the US whose sexual awakening happened when they learned about president Taft being so fat he got stuck in his bathtub

love to search youtube for "can you beat" and set it to past day

hey you know a "fursona" doesn't have to be an anthro mammal or even an animal. you can be a robot or a plushie or anything! A tree! A plane! Usually there's some animal features like paws or a snout but you can be anything you want and its still a fursona

www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ke... trying to make enough money to not go homeless

it's possible to do SSAO for real life video. the world can finally look like the high graphics preset in a game from 2013

don't be fooled by previous spikes. this is significant. it is reversing a one-year downward trend, a dynamic that is really hard to change, and apart from the initial invite-only stage, there has only been a single other four-week growth streak in weekly posting users

oh great, my doctor prescribed me 2.71828 mg of e so now i gotta find a compounding pharmacy 🙄

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Mapping out my parts. More #plural explorations. #parts #ifs #trauma #healing #sketch

The stereotype of the chud gamergate anime fan is out of date, these days western cartoon fans represent the worst of tumblr far more than anime fans represent the worst of 4chan

TIL you can "get gnomed" when using Linux. A combination of installed packages can cause GNOME desktop to spontaneously appear on your computer. There's even a whole subreddit dedicated to it. www.reddit.com/r/gotgnomed/

i need a communist to take care of me. according to my abilities i can't do shit

they made thomas the tank engine but if thomas is autistic. unfortunately this means i watched an hour in one sitting

"permanent underclass" is too charitable. the underclass will not be permanent because we will be dead. we're drains on resources. disease vectors. we won't be exterminated, but systemically pushed out of the economic system by forces too big for us to understand

they're arguing on wikipedia about which flavors of nonbinary cats and dogs are

blowjob brothers

basically every technology freak in my vein ought to be freaking out in this exact way as their first-line concern and if they aren't they are not thinking about the future hard enough

keeping up with AI news while being active on Bluesky feels like living in Don't Look Up

i made another bot. i'm not fully happy with it but i gotta move on from it

super danmaku maker lives!

shoulda posted this sooner out from FC, but heads up to all con-goers, I haven't caught con crud once since I started wearing a Flo mask. far more comfortable than any disposable mask, doesn't fog up glasses, great for all-day wear. a bit pricey, but health is priceless www.flomask.com

Dilbert is public domain lol

she makes 25/hr and has great benefits

xbox 360 era baked global illumination my beloved

Friar's a kind soul and has been a close friend of mine for 20 years. He just got banned for drawing babyfur art. Please help him out if you're able

Shhh... don't wake him, he's still sleeping. :3c

Behold, the Mercall-Peters projection, a 50/50 interpolation of the Mercator and Gall-Peters projections Line-preserving? No! Area-preserving? No! Culturally imperialist? Just a little.

do you think Flat Eric and the pets dot com sock explored each others bodies

Leftists need to, if not engage with AI, at least understand how powerful it's becoming, its danger to the socialist project and why it's not like crypto or NFTs. Because the alternative is a feudal society where labor has 0 leverage and you're either one of five quadrillionaires or a disease vector

I love these snapshots of old training dates, it's about as close as you can get to proving objectively that something is very very wrong with the country. The machine built by feeding it decades of data and news stories is like "shut the fuck up, that shit can't be true." Immune to frog boiling.

learned today that in the absence of text, many OCR models like TrOCR will hallucinate receipts

developing a meta-attraction for people with weird kinks because having them signals "i'm a developmentally stunted autistic person too"

okay. let me tell you about carrion. i only have so many words per post so stick with me. carrion is a privacy-*first* adult text roleplay (ERP) platform for furries and perverts. it takes the best features of the long-runners in the space and removes two decades of built up UX/design debt. thread

about 2-3 months ago an ERP site that will remain nameless made an interesting decision to tell their userbase that they were moving from peer-to-peer chat to an unencrypted, plaintext centralized database for chat logs. in a red state. then, they doubled down twice. this made everyone mad.

at the time i thought "man someone should do something about that". then i remembered i am a web developer and decided to do something about that. carrion is my attempt at a clone of that site - chat, character profiles, RP ads, and matchmaker features - but not designed like hot garbage.

carrion is designed from the ground up with privacy first. we cannot be subpoena'd for your chat logs because we do not store them - we're just a telephone operator for your smut. we dont store who owns what room. we dont store your bookmarks and blocks. no social graph attacks, encrypted everything

we have the same profile system as <insert other site here> but with more granularity and searchability for improved hunting of rp partners. we are hosted in an extremely privacy-friendly envrionment that provides layers of legal protection for both me and the users. and the users are nice, too.

moving away from peer-to-peer architecture towards dangerous centralization is not a fact of nature, it was an active choice by developers hungry for money and control. i am not that sort of person, i am a developer hungry for pornography and freedom. we can build a better internet, together.

yes, this is the big thing i have been working on for two months. there's way more in the back end i don't have the textcount to talk about here. you have full html+css customization of character profiles, myspace style. pictured is one of our power users, kayla. you can go crazy on the css.

anyway i just realized i forgot to actually include a link, lmfao. carrion.chat please join us, have fun, and your reskeets and support are greatly appreciated. we can take the internet back from corporations but we can't just sit there and wait for it. we have to fight.

puritanslop

this bot gives me so much joy

how did this never become a meme hit like What is Love or Never Gonna Give You Up www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfZ...