damn i wish all the likes and reposts on this post converted into views for my video youtu.be/iZn9YRBZni0?...

please do not give fetishes to grok

There are actually good AI detection services but none of them are the ones bundled with plagiarism detectors, which the vast, vast majority of schools are going to use for cost and inertia reasons

i would be happier if i lived in the outsidewolves universe

why do youtubers want to get the subscribed ratio up so much. isn't it (generally) a bad thing if your videos are only being shown to your subscribers

bringing a real "should probably be talking about this stuff on Signal" vibe to the conversation that my anxiety doesn't really appreciate

"hit dogs holler" - hit dog, hollering

the more a space youtube channel looks like Nova the less trustworthy it is. only get your space news from disembodied voices playing over an unbroken shot of the celestial body in question gently spinning in space. ideally that voice should have the autism accent

If you say "Pluto is a planet" you're gonna go fascist one day it's just a matter of time

it feels satisfying that the odds of finding a 4 leaf clover are close to the odds of finding a shiny pokemon

/r/youtubedrama should be treated the way kiwifarms is. at least the latter is a closed-off forum that hides dox behind registration

sam candles didn't do anything wrong and she should not have to fear for her life

Made like a dark, fucked up version of the realplayer logo haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

gemini, find a picture of me looking at the camera like 🙄 and put me in the middle of the thumbnail and surround me in screenshots of articles and yellow text. no that one's not smug enough

Lesbian Flirting 28 Hours, 2-disc Set

bleak but also that name fucking flashbanged me

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

vance will run on trump 2024's playbook and win. he'll be the moderate iconoclast to elites and the faithful soldier to maga. the pro-israel choice for zionists, the pro-palestine choice for anti-zionists. voters and tptb will see only the things they liked about trump 2 in him. 4 more years of hell

*hacker voice* I’m in

rtx enabled patricia taxxon

"im neurodivergent and a minor" is genuinely a valid defense like most of the time

You can bluff your way into liberal circles on bluesky just by describing everything in terms of the phrases "is good" and "is bad" and ending exactly one sentence with an exclamation point

why are the replies almost always dumber than the quote reposts. this isn't a post-elon twitter pattern, it predates that and exists on bluesky as well

They should invent a mobile calendar UI that isn’t horrible

the movie is an aggressively and one-dimensional even depiction of a girl being tortured for basic aspects of who she is, beginning with going through puberty. her mother is the worst of these tormentors by far, and what it is makes the movie work so profoundly well

i guess i'm gonna have to watch bfdi. can't be completely alienated from younger autistic people and i don't have the reaction time for geometry dash

"is a hotdog a sandwich" no. "is coffee just bean soup" no. "is a poptart a ravioli" no. stop asking dumb questions

shoutout to these kids in Idaho who saw the Street View van coming and whose first instinct was to stage a murder maps.app.goo.gl/UnmU1WhmYfx7...

the one downside(?) of the For You page is that you get to learn which of your friends is currently horny

favorite category of seo slop is Top 10 Best Things To Do At [ghost town abandoned since 1914 that's still marked on google maps]

grandpappy plok art portrait.. like a boss #plok #art

the push for social media bans is ironically because old people are getting one-shotted by AI nostalgia slop on social media, replacing their memories of their childhood with that of Childhood™, the product

this probably isn't good

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

You need to change your title because this is horrendously incorrect. We do not drink wastewater. That is a sewer line. That goes to a treatment plant first.

shoutout cucks. i feel like they don't get enough respect

given how badly it wants to be the musical that starts arguments on twitter/bluesky it's funny that Slam Frank hasn't driven one discourse cycle here or there

Tonight when I tried to get to sleep I instead randomly remembered motdef, who just turned up one day, dropped a couple of videos that were so influential to internet humour that people are still riffing off them today. Then just never posted again.

There is nothing about your identity that medicine will never be able to change or cure. Arguing otherwise means arguing for the existence of souls. It's Christian-brained

It can be illuminating to ask, "if I were trying to use AI to accelerate development for a cure for cancer, what would I be doing?" and then look to see if anyone talking about how we have to build uncontrollable superintelligence to cure cancer is doing those things.

glass the bay area

*sharing a screenshot from an article that cites another article quoting one (1) “New York financier” who says his firm prefers humanities grads to STEM* this is because the humanities teaches you critical thinking

there's a type of white cis queer person who feels insecure about their privilege and compensates by pretending the gay rights movement was Stonewall over and over again, instead of a successful attempt at assimilation aided by the fact that we can "pass"

@mario @luigi @REDACTED Its my birthday

"you have GOT to be a little chuunibyou" also means "you have GOT to be chill when other people are a little chuunibyou"