As if Walsall have a goalkeeper called Jedward

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Man of the people Wayne Rooney.

I swear the BBC said they weren't airing this shit

Hopefully this summer of signing Joaos is better than that summer where we signed loads of Jordans. #avfc

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Bruno Fernandes stamping on Ezri Konsa's ankle resulted in a Manchester United penalty #OnThisDay in 2020 🤯 #AVFC

If you're too embarrassed to say the word fuck in public, then it really isn't the sport for you.

What a performance. The best I've ever seen England play in my lifetime.

That BT advert unsettles me in just the right way that I know if I was 7 I'd be having nightmares about it and it'd be something I remembered decades later. Like the BBC Multimedia ident at the start of VHSes did to me when I was 7.

Hope Belgium score double figures against the US after that. Cheating bastards.

Woke up to see "VAR Controversy" was trending on here. Was excited to join in on some ref hate, but it's just all Americans who don't understand the offside rule, sadly.

One of the worst VAR decisions of the World Cup. Between that and that penalty that was offside.

I swear they are turning down the mics on the crowd whenever the England fans are doing the "Thomas Partey is a sex offender" chant. You hear it for like 2 or 3 seconds and then the crowd just goes quiet.

Well done Djed Spence. Could have broke his legs, but refusing to shake his hand is a start.

Someone asked me the other day what I knew about The Borrowers, and I said very little.

Imagine the world if the Premier League put 1% of the effort they put into trying to help Tottenham Hotspur be a Champions League team again, into stopping racism or helping grassroots football.

Saw that Villa Women had signed Mia Macaulay and my first thought was "Didn't she already play for them" - but then I realised I was just too FM-brained and I had signed her for Villa Women on the save I did with them when the game was in Beta.

Pretty sure "Read Aston Villa" on NewsNow might be the worst Villa fansite. An article about Cole Ramsey being released, gets him mixed up with Jacob - then says he's no relation to his brother. Never seen something more Chat GPT written than this.

You've got Lee Dixon feeling human emotions. What a thrilling game. A 0-0 can sometimes be the most exciting scoreline.

You can't have a VAR ref called Fu Ming and then not show his name long enough on the screen for me to take a screenshot in case there's a controversial decision.

Never seen a stadium look so impressive from the inside but look like a big council swimming baths from the outside.

Leandro Bacuna

Just signed a guy on FN and he retired after one training session. Literally turned up and thought "Nah, if this is where I'm playing now, might as well pack it in". He was only 32 too.

FM wonderkid

Not so easy to score when you're not allowed to elbow the keeper in the face, eh?

It's a dark day when Martin Keown is the sensible one in your TV coverage.

TNT tying themselves into pretzels trying to claim that Madueke pulling a defender to the floor is somehow an Arsenal penalty.

Going to set in stone my prediction that Barcelona will sell Gordon to a team like Crystal Palace or Brentford for less than £30m within 18-24 months.

Does Emery have any other kids to put on the bench?

A special evening.

You can take your rigged Manager of the Season vote and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.  My manager does things yours can only dream of❗️ 🎵 Here's to you Unai Emery, the Villa loves you more than you will know 🎵 #AVFC

30 years ive waited 30 years for this unreal

John McGinn signed for Aston Villa on 8th August 2018 and Tyrone Mings signed (on an initial loan) on 31st January 2019.  These two have been through everything at Aston Villa.  This photo means everything.  #AVFC

Absolutely unbelievable. What an achievement. What a bunch of players. What a manager. What a football club. UP THE FUCKING EURO VILLA

lol any way 💅

That is an outrageous decision to not disallow that goal.

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

That domino meme, but it's Wolves buying Adama Traore from Middlesbrough and Villa getting a sell on fee that we used to buy McGinn. And the big domino is the era we're in now.

How many times have they played on for ages after a clear offside this season, but then Watkins gets booked for doing that?

Completely baffled how that isn't a penalty on Buendia. How can it be that so many decisions like that have gone against Villa. Not a single penalty all season is ridiculous.

Barkley owes us a performance today.

lol #avfc

So, I randomly remembered at school us being made to watch an educational maths-themed super hero show from the BBC called "Megamaths" - upon googling a clip I WAS NOT prepared for what the villain was called. How did I not remember that!?

Don't ever say this after a defeat, not even on the relegation season. But Barkley shouldn't be allowed on the team bus home.

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

At half time, I said that I'd take a 1-0 loss because I was convinced this ref was doing everything in his power to ensure a Forest win. Home leg, different ref, I'm still confident.

If they'd have spent this long checking Anderson's tackle in the first half it'd be a different game.