I thought to bake dessert right in the glass storage containers.

I just whipped cream by hand, which sucked. (I need to take apart my Kitchen Aid and deep clean it, before I will trust it not to gluten me.)

I’m watching YouTube and Perplexity is a show’s sponsor and the guy is turning cartwheels not to say AI 🤔

Is this a furry thing

I bought a burger smasher today and it changed my life.

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

Rain you can hear on the roof! We don’t get that very often in Seattle.

Fix one thing break another… processed gluten free food all has starch that makes my tummy hurt. Hoping papaya enzymes will help.

First hard liquor in 3 years. (I should have asked for a single!)

YouTube has discerned that I shall watch old British Pathé films. A much more optimistic time without the nuisance of otherness. (/s) But what’s that French letter doing in there?!

0 for 2 on gluten free panko. I might as well buzz store brand* rice krispies in my blender. *because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs

Last night I experimented with drinking a tallboy cider... NO HANGOVER this morning!

Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.

No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old

Happy MIR to all who are celebrating. Maybe next year. Though I've gone from generally feeling like hell to wondering how I would reliably get food I can eat when I don't have my own kitchen.

I'm conflicted about reports of the Turtle from Kentucky. I despise everything he's done in office, but I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule elderly people for having disabilities. On the other hand, he should have been aware of his ill-fitness to govern and retired a long time ago.

Victory! I went out to a bar night in a full rubber catsuit, no itching, no achy joints, no misery! Six weeks gluten free.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

News. After the revelation that Tom Homans took a bribe of $50,000, President Teump took a firm line with his cabinet: “Nothing under seven figures!”

Trump: *Murders and devours a baby on live tv* Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*

In this Ohio diner, ABC are the grades on a valedictorian’s report card. But they do know this: Canceling Kimmel was a good start, and next Disney has to pull any movies where women work outside of the home.

I love it when people I know suddenly remember they have HetLife accounts and here comes the photo dump of the last few years 😂

Secretary Hegseth has ordered the destruction of all unidentified ships in the Caribbean. Except for those ships that are believed to be carrying rum.

Dog tied to a metal chair spectating la Vuelta a España pulls it out into the road chasing cyclists and almost causes the TV motorbike to crash 😵‍💫

Advertising pumpkin spice lattes is a gross misuse of Sylvester’s ”You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)”

I made Vietnamese rice paper rolls… and dipped the leftover vermicelli in peanut sauce like it was tsukemen 😁

Understanding my symptoms as celiac disease continues to be life altering. I used to wonder how bottoms could fast all day without passing out.

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Errands done by 11:30. Before Seafair takes our neighborhood hostage.

Deskilling is real. This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service. Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.

Why was I not following xxxxx? [OnlyFans post every 5 minutes] Oh. That was why.

I love a daytime party because you get to spend the whole evening not doing that any more

Frozen bao. My salvation after a stressful day. I found one with pork and pickled mustard greens, more savory than usual.

This is why I don’t play much. I need a lot to be able to trust people and that is the opposite of gay men’s hookup culture.

The stage of capitalism where a failing car company is worth $800 billion because its CEO is blackmailing the president

Lethargic at 10 AM. Ugh.

Jesus, these ads! No, my iPad doesn't know whether I have an irregular heartbeat.

Melania and I extend our heartfelt sympathies to all the victims of the Chinese hoax in Texas. by Donald Trump

@pupravenwolf.bsky.social @sinn.bsky.social

The mood I'm in today: Unexpected fighter jet overhead, I almost ran outside and raised a finger to the sky. I think they did a nationalism to start the baseball game. (This is like when your dog does a poo.)

Sharing this for no special reason: In July 1933, a New York Times reporter toured Dachau and saw the entire camp "except possibly the disciplinary cells." According to the reporter, "it was an almost idyllic picture of a rest camp," though the inmates were "gloomy" (h/t @monospace.com)

We are going to vote for Trump's terrible megabill. But we'd like a little credit for pretending we weren't going to for a few days. by Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski

Opinion | The United States needs a new political party that cares more about Americans than about grifters who move here from other countries. by Elon Musk

there is no jurisprudence at work here. the republican court believes that anything a republican president is presumptively constitutional, even if it directly violates the unambiguous constitutional text and causes total chaos in law and policy.

Los Angeles residents say their city is safe and functioning normally. But this AI-generated video based on footage from Haiti tells a different story.