We didn't start the fire

Yesterday’s attack on Iran sends a strong message to would-be dictators who use secret police to murder protesters.

Netanyahu goads Trump into war by claiming that he has killed far more civilians than Trump has.

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social I thought of you when another friend complained the only Safeway app specials he wanted were beans, tortillas, and bacon.

Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌

The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie. by Kristi Noem

FERAL

Apparently the Jason Kelce bobsled suit photo is real?! 🤯

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

As I see more lurid gasping (and maybe some actual analysis) over Epstein documents, I can't help but think how undesperate most gay men are for sex.

Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.

Muppet an R-rated movie: Muppet

Comfort food with the right amount of comfort, it doesn't smother you in an Arctic sleeping bag

Well actually... the best yet has been crushing rice Chex in a ziploc bag with a rolling pin

I had made enchiladas on Friday and did refried beans and arroz rojo today to make a more complete meal. Experimented with crushed tomatoes in the rice and holy moly is it tomatoey. Making the beans from canned whole pintos is easy enough, I don't think I'll ever buy the slop in the can again.

As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.

I did something on Insta that brought all of W o l a c o 's astroturf accounts out of the woodwork. 🫤

Oh, Amazon...

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

I actually referenced DeMorgan's Theorem in a work document today, if you ever rolled your eyes at it in a Boolean/digital logic class. (I am a DBA documenting standard procedures for a data warehouse.)

Could you not atmospheric river while I need to go to the store

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Realizing how much of my socials I shouldn't browse when I'm sitting in an open lobby waiting for an oil change. 😅

Trump to sign Executive Order ending the use of the metric system to describe quantities of cocaine.

Secretary Hegseth reportedly ordered the Venezuelan boat to be destroyed as soon as he learned there was no cocaine aboard.

I thought to bake dessert right in the glass storage containers.

I just whipped cream by hand, which sucked. (I need to take apart my Kitchen Aid and deep clean it, before I will trust it not to gluten me.)

I’m watching YouTube and Perplexity is a show’s sponsor and the guy is turning cartwheels not to say AI 🤔

Is this a furry thing

I bought a burger smasher today and it changed my life.

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

Rain you can hear on the roof! We don’t get that very often in Seattle.

Fix one thing break another… processed gluten free food all has starch that makes my tummy hurt. Hoping papaya enzymes will help.

First hard liquor in 3 years. (I should have asked for a single!)

YouTube has discerned that I shall watch old British Pathé films. A much more optimistic time without the nuisance of otherness. (/s) But what’s that French letter doing in there?!

0 for 2 on gluten free panko. I might as well buzz store brand* rice krispies in my blender. *because stupid Kellogg puts malt in theirs

Last night I experimented with drinking a tallboy cider... NO HANGOVER this morning!

Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.

No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old

Happy MIR to all who are celebrating. Maybe next year. Though I've gone from generally feeling like hell to wondering how I would reliably get food I can eat when I don't have my own kitchen.

I'm conflicted about reports of the Turtle from Kentucky. I despise everything he's done in office, but I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule elderly people for having disabilities. On the other hand, he should have been aware of his ill-fitness to govern and retired a long time ago.

Victory! I went out to a bar night in a full rubber catsuit, no itching, no achy joints, no misery! Six weeks gluten free.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

News. After the revelation that Tom Homans took a bribe of $50,000, President Teump took a firm line with his cabinet: “Nothing under seven figures!”

Trump: *Murders and devours a baby on live tv* Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*