In honor of today's halftime show

Adam Johnson, who stole Nancy Pelosi’s lectern on January 6th is running for office in Florida. www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/ne...

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"bUt It'S a LiGhTiNg BoLt" To quote Robin Williams, "... and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."

Me, eternally

Wait wait wait... People are surprised an ICE agent has a Nazi SS tattoo? Do these same people find it shocking that the sky is blue and E-3s buy 2008 Chargers for $20k at 23% APR?

Not sure about a hundred, but in 1985 the Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on MOVE, a Black community, and killed eleven. Police were also central to the 1921 Tulsa massacre, where a white mob killed from 50 to 300 Black people. The Texas Rangers killed 15 unarmed Mexican American men in 1918.

HR says I'm not allowed to reply to emails with "for fucks sake" anymore

oh look it’s the daycare dude that screws up basic facts in everything he posts. sure glad actual news outlets and reporters are using him as an unofficial assignment editor

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

“To some extent, it moves stalking and harassment more easily from online to the real world, which is always the problem with wearables…”

Oh... Oh no

Earlier this year, French and EU authorities began investigating Elon Musk and X over concerns of election interference. The investigation is ongoing, and if corroborated France could seize Elon's assets and jail him. This is now one of my top hopes for the New Year… Viva la France! 🇫🇷

The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high

Please make your New Year's Resolution to help farm workers. Your gift allows us do the good work we do all year long. act.seiu.org/a/newyearres... #WeFeedYou

He so sleepy

this dude is incapable of shutting the fuck up and the garbage U.S. press is pathologically compelled to parrot and stenograph every last brain fart he has until we've all gone mad and tapped out

Them: I keep failing these exams for my PME courses. Me: Did you pay attention and take good notes during the lessons? Them: No I just click through and then ask chatgpt but it keeps getting the answers wrong. *1 hour later* Them: I failed the tests too many times so I got disenrolled.

LFFFGGG

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

xAI has a $200 million contract with the Department of Defense to provide... whatever this is.

A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

Me: Did you double check the math on these cost estimates? They look a little off. Them: Yeah I asked chatgpt and it said it was good. Me: 🤬

I'm not the type who usually goes for reality TV or dating shows but I'm afraid Single's Inferno has me hooked on both fronts.

Me: for the federal resume, I'm having trouble meeting the 5 page minimum Instructor: best way to add fluff to a resume is with AI ~5 minutes later~ Me: that professional looking headshot for your LinkedIn? Hire someone? Instructor: No that's AI too 🤡🤡🤡

Been feeling a lot more optimistic about my retirement lately. The closer I get, the more it feels like the right decision. But why am I still so nervous?

Decided to be brave by asking someone to be my date to the ball and they actually said yes, please clap.

I knew trying to get a bunch of senior officer/enlisted Marines to dress in business casual would be a shit show but I honestly did not expect cargo shorts and boat shoes. Truly a spectacle.

Not to be cringe or anything but can I just get one decent day? A nice peaceful day of simply existing and not feeling the need to scream into a pillow? Is that too much to ask?

some inverse corrolary between ai having unremarkable results in the fields it's alleged to dominate and them pushing it everywhere, and trans people having unremarkable results in the fields we're alleged to dominate and them pushing to murder us. also we're not hurting labor or the environment

Not sure how I give off this vibe but I just had someone again tell me they thought I was a ladies' man. Literally HOW. I'm so confused because: I was a virgin til I was almost 21. I didn't have a gf til I was 30. I've been single since 2018.

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

When you are homeless you can’t vote. So please don’t blame homeless people for the situation they are in. Our society is unkind to those who have less. It reminds them of their own fragile situation. Too many people are prejudiced. The stigma is cruel.

Dear Yulia Svyrydenko, congratulations on your appointment as Ukraine’s Prime Minister. We stand fully behind you as you fight for Ukraine’s survival and work for your country’s recovery and EU future. Дякую, Denys Shmyhal. Best wishes for your key new role as Defence Minister.

Miku is Miku

When you’re charting a course for Tit V

Two weeks off starts now LFFFGGG

Please don't use the nickname “razor blade throat” for COVID variants like Stratus or Nimbus. The last person who complained to me of a “razor blade throat” (using those very words) tested positive on PCR for influenza. Meanwhile, another case tested COVID+ after complaining of back pain.

I'm not scared because I KNOW they muted my annoying ass long ago.

Don't know about you all but I'm not feeling very YEE HAW on the eve of "WTF is a kilometer" Day, but I will persist, if not purely out of spite. It is my hope that you all do the same.

reading this & immediately recognizing the mindset and tactics from how the police force treats our local homeless population

"'Economy of Genocide': UN Expert Accuses Major Corporations of Profiting Off of Israel's Assault on Gaza" Francesca Albanese, the UN special rapporteur on Palestine, releases report accusing more than 45 entities of making money from Israel's Gaza genocide and illegal occupation of the West Bank: