Here's another take on a song which has been running through my head a lot these days — "Satan thought up a plan Dressed as a man Walking the earth and since he began The world is hell for you and me But what a heaven it will be When that man is dead and gone." youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Chekhov’s atom bomb

And if you lose the primary you support the winner and not pull a Cuomo

558. November 17, 2025 – The Trump administration filed a lawsuit challenging California’s new laws banning federal officers from wearing masks and requiring them to have identification while operating in the state.

My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it. The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?" "An obituary." "Obituaries aren't on the front page." "This one will be."

Dust Bunny was a wonderfully dark mix of The Professional meets Pushing Daisies. Bryan Fuller did a great job.

Coming soon to an Oval Office near you. The all new solid gold Netflix peace prize.

This was my favorite figure from last year

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Living through history is not fun

Our ever-expanding catalog of Trump's transgressions now stands at 529 since January 20, 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oct...

Loved the first two episodes of Pluribus, a lot. Rhea S brilliant as ever. High concept tightrope acts like this are hard to maintain but if anyone can I’m thinking it’s Vince Gilligan.

Damn, even the cat voting?

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

September provided Trump and his administration a bevy of opportunities to continue to fuck shit up, and boy did they ever come through. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

SEPTEMBER 2025: From bombing Venezuelan boats, to scaring families with misinformation about Tylenol, to getting stuck on an escalator at the UN, to summoning the military to tell them to lose weight and shave, it's all here--plus, (unfortunately) much more. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

@rifftrax.com It’s like someone overinflated Jack Palance

Got my performance review.

Well don't I feel stupid

August 2025 was another busy month in presidential grifting.

by karl rove am i being pranked here

Trump and his administration are up to 416 atrocities (and counting). We're cataloging them here:

getting fired from your job because some dipshit student who missed their calling in the Stasi filmed you talking about gender in a class about gender

Jason Statham, best known for playing Airport Man in Collateral (2004)

Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Seated for Jaws with my headphones on because even good movies are better with @rifftrax.com

1915

August is nearing its end. Over/under for how many entries there will be for the month? www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...

Watched #PrimitiveWar. Best sci-fi dinosaur picture this year. In acknowledged prequel to My Science Project

We have updated our list of Trump's cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. He and his administration committed fifty more in July. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

The world's most prestigious university fails the Lando test: "University officials...concluded months ago that even if they prevailed in their court fight against the government, a deal could help Harvard to avoid more troubles over the course of Mr. Trump’s term." www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/u...

June is in the books, and the Trump administration is now up to 313 cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

If you see this, quote with a time travel movie that’s not BACK TO THE FUTURE.

If you see this, quote with a time travel movie that’s not BACK TO THE FUTURE.

He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.

We're in the process of compiling all the events for June (DraftKings' current over/under for entries is 60), and we hope to have it ready soon. In the meantime, you can catch up with Trump's first five months here.

NUTS SACKED

182. – April 21, 2025 – Trump announced that undocumented immigrants should not be entitled to trials and insisted that his administration should be allowed to deport them without appearing before a judge. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors

Timeline cleanse #randomrabbit

Timeline cleanse #randomrabbit

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

🚨I’m here with @RepLuzRivas, @RepNormaTorres & @RepLouCorrea at the Roybal Federal Building exercising our Congressional authority to investigate ICE’s inhumane detention of immigrant families—including moms & kids held after routine check-ins. No beds. No food. No water. We are demanding answers.

@djangowexler.bsky.social I think it’s octopi..

“Desire paths” are unofficial trails, usually bypassing a planned path, that reveal the most convenient route to get somewhere. The people (AKA meanderthals) that tramp along these routes often wear away grass, creating the secondary path Walk this way for more on desire paths (a thread / tread)...

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason