Climate breakdown is bad, but looking “unmanly”? Apparently worse.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social say hi to Bill for us

If Trump can run in 2028, so can Bill Clinton

We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.

BREAKING: Trump reportedly met with Epstein in 2019 in London, per House Oversight Committee. Trump previously said he stopped talking to Epstein in 2004. In 2019, Epstein was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

NEW: The White House Press Secretary Leavitt just said: The October CPI and jobs data will likely never be released

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

this is literally never not accurate

*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

DAIRY FARMS FAIL EPA TEST EPA Victoria’s inspections of 43 dairy farms across three eastern Gippsland municipalities found just eight of them passed the test for appropriate management of dairy effluent. Poor management of dairy effluent is far too common. #Environment #Conservation #Nature

Newsom: He is a historic president—a historically unpopular president. Underwater in every key category—I mean, you can’t even make this up; this is hard to do…

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

Never doubt your ability to change a mind.

Grijalva: I do think that Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand. There are people all over this nation who were out there with signs that said, “Swear her in.” They wouldn’t have even known about me otherwise. Thank you for highlighting how corrupt the system you’re protecting really is.

Hashimi: The individual I’m running against has repeatedly said he wants to close all public schools. And you know what’s really ironic? He’s an openly gay man who has also said he doesn’t support marriage equality… And as I’ve said: I’m ready to fight for his rights, even if he’s not.

Why do people buy pizza with EBT? Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money. It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

More than 47 million Americans — including one in five children — don’t have reliable, affordable access to nutritious food. And as the cost of living skyrockets, more families are depending on SNAP benefits, or food stamps, to put food on the table.

BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna is introducing legislation to ban the president, his family, members of Congress, and all elected officials from trading crypto or stocks.

Then release the federal emergency funds that are intended to be used to fund programs like SNAP during a shut down. Refusing to do so is a choice by the president to intentionally starve Americans.

There's no such thing as a meat eating environmentalist.

Angus: Canada is reconsidering that relationship with China. Why? Because we can no longer trust the US. And we know that we have 150, maybe more, Canadians in custody at ICE detention centers. We had two Canadians under Chinese custody and it caused a huge outcry. We now have over 150 in the US.

Absolutely no one spends $350 million on a remodel to a house they plan on leaving in three years. No one!!!

If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.

i have about two million followers across three platforms. statistically, about 20,000 of you are in the top 1% in terms of wealth. if any of you feel like leaving me your home in a walkable neighborhood when you die, that would make for a very heartwarming social media story.

Scott: Her whole race is about policing bathrooms. They’re the pee-and-poop caucus. That’s all they do—they police where kids are going to the bathroom. They’re not worried about where kids are learning or what they’re getting out of school.

UPDATE: Trump is freaking out about the (very effective) anti-tariffs ad Canada 🇨🇦 is running in 🇺🇸 (during baseball playoffs), saying trade negotiations are now “terminated” — so here it is again 👇🏽 Reagan’s audio is, of course, VERY REAL. He is lying: www.youtube.com/shorts/Mj6N-...

the most corrupt administration in my lifetime

EPSTEIN'S WORLD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Experts predict that recidivist crime in NYC will drop by 65% if this happens.

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

This is how I felt at No Kings, tbh.

Okay, I like these kids. 😆

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am