Chat, you're so coated with the goat sauce.

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There is a 95 percent sale only on Switch for Leisure Suit Larry. I demand @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com and @tolkoto.com use my $9.99 subscription to @giantbomb.bsky.social to buy a copy for each of the Blight Boys. Happy wet dreams to you all.

🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse. He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡

Inject the #MAGA collapse into my veins #MTG & #Trump public tweet war Nick Fuentes declaring “MAGA is dead.” Joe Rogan calling the WH ballroom “real excessive.” Tucker Carlson pushing FBI coverups.

NPR reported this morning that, based on their review of the #Epstein emails released yesterday, Trump’s name appeared more than 1,000 times in the document— "I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein

cena no don't say that

I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable. We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina. A vote for this bill is a mistake.

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.

Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. @giantbomb.bsky.social

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food. I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

Color me shocked.

When idiot Ron Schneider was born in 1963, the infant mortality rate was 29/1,000. It is now close to 5/1,000. So, no, children were NOT healthier when he was a kid. And he was, clearly, dropped on his head.

Visibly Aroused Phil Spencer Sits in Corner Watching Xbox Game Played on PS5 hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Look at Jared when Witkoff admits “they’ve been working on the [Gaza] “masterplan” for 2 years”

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

It turns out farmers and cattle ranchers are proponents of socialism and socialist policies but only when they benefit them and that we have found two groups Trump is afraid of. Interesting.

Lol 🤣 🤣 🤣 Fox News Host Admits Mom Was At ‘No Kings’ Rally. www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-hos...

Never thought we'd have a president that actively hates most of the country.

U.S. Signs Exclusive Mineral Rights Agreement For Wario’s Gold Mine hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Elon playing Pokemon

Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

Unlike Trump, I don't care if someone likes me or not. That will never change the fact that I'm going to fight for them to have health care. I want MAGA to have health care. I want MAGA to be paid a living wage.

Breaking: Capitol Police have been called after a Republican congressional office was just caught displaying a swastika. This comes one day after group chat messages were leaked of young GOP officials saying “I love Hitler” and calling to put Democrats in “gas chambers.”

SCOOP: JD Vance Disappointed More Members of Young Republican Leadership Group Chat Didn’t Declare Love of Hitler

JESUS CHRIST. GO OUTSIDE. TALK TO A REAL PERSON.

Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Hard Drive can confirm Stephen Miller is even shorter than Oddjob in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

HUNTR/X never wrote a song about Jinu's junk.

Holy shit. Russ Vought is 49. I seriously thought this mutherfucker was in his late 60s. Further proof that being a monster will age you hard.

Uh if this guy wants to see "a virgin on screen" he should just put his phone in selfie mode

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

And they've all sworn to defend the Constitution, not a dipshit wannabe dictator.

I'm sure these career military generals who spent decades working their way up the ranks love taking orders from a low-level former National Guardsman who was most recently a weekend TV show host.

All we want is healthcare...

1. More Americans work at the Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry, and that won't change. It's because of automation, not snooty libs. 2. Coal energy is now more expensive than wind and solar. 3. So this means: higher energy prices, more pollution, no jobs benefit. Genius!

RADICAL LEFTIST rioters take over the streets of WAR ZONE Portland, EXTREME ANTIFA now controls 200% of the entire city. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump