One moment the Dow is over 50,000. The next you're in the trash. Happens to the best of us.

Resident Danvil vs. Mr. X-Grimaun-Chi tinyurl.com/gbdan25 @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @grubb.wtf @giantbomb.bsky.social

In this time of higher energy prices, please consider car sharing…

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

Kirby with a gun plush is $15.98 on Amazon amzn.to/3GBUsKr #ad

I know seeing this is a little sad, but if you read the article, I think you’ll be not at all surprised to find it’s also super fucking embarrassing

A new contender for best headline

Yesterday, Trump described a call with a “Sharpie guy” to produce $5 customized markers with gold White House branding and his signature. Sharpie later said no such exchange occurred. Trump contrasted the markers with “$1,000 pens,” and ended by saying: “we have a moron at the Fed.”

You guys dig Starfox huh? Wanna hear about the new Starfox game for the GameCube on Saturday in EP Classic?

Government should be working for the people, NOT lining the pockets of politicians...

Personally, I think it’s good that the president of a country needs montages of explosions to clap at every morning before getting food served on a small plastic spoon shaped like an airplane.

OpenAI shutting down Sora feels like knocking down the first domino

@jasonfanelli.com @grubb.wtf @giantbomb.com The full power of Talking Flower has been realized with Hatchin’ Yoshi in talk mode.

​​We gave Amazon a $17.5 BILLION tax break last year. Meta got $13.7 BILLION. Citigroup didn't pay a penny—we gave them a tax REFUND. Those tax breaks didn't do anything to create jobs, let alone save them. We have got to stop with the corporate tax giveaways.

Written by the one man in history, Who's own death will become a world wide official holiday...

Reminds me of the time Musk offered to end world hunger for $6B if presented with a plan. The UN’s World Food Programme (WFP) detailed such a plan. Then, weeks later, Musk instead donated $5.7 billion in Tesla stock to his own foundation, and later purchased Twitter for $44 billion.

American tech oligarchs are universally despised, and rightly so. By constantly demonstrating that they will burn down society just to add another zero to their net worth, they have become the single best advertisement against unregulated capitalism

Dan and Paul sharing their single brain cell. @danryckert.com @jerf.xyz @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com

King of bankruptcies has done this to us. 😢

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

No more excuses for funding social programs.

"Giant Bomb x Pax East '26 (Ghana Style)" I've always wanted to do a Ghana style poster and now is the right time to do one of the duders for Pax East. I'll release individual pieces soon. haha! For now here's the full poster. If you like my art I do commission or buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/jearum

The war will be over when I feel it in my bone spurs. #PutinPuppet

Who could’ve expected Iran to use their greatest advantage to their advantage

Elon Musk's DOGE stole EVERYONE's private Social Security data and took it to a private company. That's 350 million felonies.

🤣🤣

Why Tesla robotaxis can't go driverless: -4x more likely to crash vs humans -3x more likely to cause an injury crash vs humans -FSD knowingly runs red lights/drives the wrong way -Tesla can't explain why -Regulatory strangle: 1000s of new FSD crashes found open.substack.com/pub/bradmunc...

Best Voicemail Dump Truck clip...ever.

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

best MAR10 Day ever

I would love healthcare, please

But we were assured* that robo cars were so much safer!! *by people who would profit from the implementation of robo cars

Emailed Notion to get them to disable AI on my workspace (because free accounts apparently don't get access to the toggle that disables it) and got back an incorrect response from their AI about it that tells me to go flip a toggle that isn't actually there. Chef's kiss and such.

This aged well. Note the author.

"F*ck Don Callis, F*ck ICE too" chants. #AEWDynamite

@giantbomb.bsky.social Clear the Game Mess Morning schedule. We have Nintendo partnering with the pizza joint we all forgot, Rocky Rococo. They even allowed Mario to dress up as Mr. Rococo! This is huge. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social

When you suddenly remember the best sandwich you ever had in your life from the Epstein Island Grill

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter: "Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

This one hits hard.

Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.

What if the president was wrong and it's without a "W"?

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

We are Out of Office tomorrow for the holiday - no streams. In the meantime, 1 like = 1 minute of extra blight Dan must endure.

“We’re writing our worst attributes into its source code, and it’s generating so much stuff back into the internet that it’s starting to drink its own piss.”

This is my fucking Super Bowl

Jon Stewart: America's real "sanctuary city" is the one protecting elites from any accountability