Only one Boxing Day fixture? Boxing Day on Fridays stink

Dick Van Dyke lived long enough to see this day 😞

First they came for the Transgendered, and I reported "both sides." Then they came for the Immigrants, and I reported "both sides." Then they came for the Democrats, and I reported "both sides." Then they came for me, and I... "Quiet, Piggy!"

The Scorpion and the Frog One day a scorpion was walking along and came to a stream. It wanted to cross it but knew that it could never swim that far. The scorpion then saw a frog and asked "Frog, can you carry me across the stream?" /1

‘Let’s Take It To Our Afghanistan Experts,’ Says Anchor Throwing To Panel Of Dick Cheneys

American cheese is a poor imitation of real cheese American beer is a poor imitation of real beer American Christianity is a poor imitation of real Christianity

Handy

Yesterday, we made history. Around 7 MILLION people across the United States stood up to say #NoKings, with allies around the world in countries like Japan, the United Kingdom, France, and Australia joining us in solidarity. BUT OUR FIGHT IS NOT OVER.

BREAKING: Our crowd count estimate from the No Kings coalition responsible for planning today’s event is 7 MILLION nationwide. 7 MILLION of you gathered across the country to peacefully protest today. 2 million more than the first No Kings action in June.

Masked thugs are attacking and kidnapping people on the streets of American cities. This state terror is designed to make Americans feel helpless. But this has happened before. And The People have stopped it before, as I discuss here.

reposting for the algorithm

I hate whomever killed Charlie Kirk because I've had to think and talk about Charlie Kirk for the last day

Just keep reposting the man's own words. bsky.app/profile/crzy...

Anyone remember that a guy in Coeur d'Alene started a brush fire and killed two firefighters?

Ghislaine Maxwell pardon before ... August 15th is my guess

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Blech, there's nothing worse than a bad peanut... well, cancer... losing a loved one, losing a pet, personal crimes, alcoholism, heroin addiction, losing your job, being evicted, Thursday Night Football, season 8 GOT, and the 119th Congress but other than that there's nothing worse than a bad peanut

time.com/7302268/dona... The article states "This investigation culminated in Epstein's first conviction in 2008, in which his attorney at the time, Alex Acosta, arranged a plea deal..." That's not correct. Acosta was the US Attorney handling the prosecution, not Epstein's personal lawyer.

"I need to distract everyone from the Epstein files. I know, I'll fire Powell and crash the economy" #Powell #EpsteinFiles

le 14 juillet #BastilleDay youtu.be/rRkU5bDI_4k?...

Fun facts - Pay close attention to the second set of bullet points.

It's always impressive how fast right-wing violence drops out of the news, but whoo whee is it hot! And did you see Bezos got married in Venice?

BREAKING: Bill Moyers, the former White House press secretary turned prize-winning TV journalist, has died at 91.

For some dumb reason we evolved capsaicin detectors under our fingernails

Based on crowd-sourced records of No Kings Day event turnout, and extrapolating for the cities where we don't have data yet, it looks like roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across the U.S. yesterday. That's nearly 2% of the U.S. pop! Mobilized anti-Trump resistance is exceeding 2017 levels

I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Whether it's liberals with spray paint or Trump threatening to cut off government subsidies Tesla dealerships can't catch a break

A handy cheat sheet

If you say "Malvinas" three times the ghost of Thatcher shows up

Comey made Trump president and he never said "Thank you" Such gratitude

You're out of the family business, Carlo @meninblazers.bsky.social

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

Apologies GRRM #gulfofmexico

www.reuters.com/business/hea... Dairy farmers, come on down. You're the next victims for the face eating leopards

Seems like a good day to show up!!

If you've never had pertussis, let me assure you, it's *dreadful.* The "100-days cough" is real. I lost over 20 pounds trying to breath, in my 40s. Imagine what that would do to a little who doesn't have that much to lose. Which is why babies & Elders are at risk for death from pertussis.

It's important to remember that someone can be both stupid and malicious

BREAKING: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! SENATOR @booker.senate.gov HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR LONGEST SENATE FLOOR SPEECH - BEATING RACIST STROM THURMOND'S 1957 SPEECH - 24 HOURS 18 MINUTES. "I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE OF HIS SPEECH, I'M HERE DESPITE HIS SPEECH!" THANK YOU, SENATOR!

We discussed this a lot when trump insisted he declassified all the shit he stole with his mind.

Might save a life.

I'd rather have Don King than King Don

A reminder for what's at stake

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Trump booed at the #Superbowl Share and celebrate!

Do MAGA households get confused who to root for watching "Band of Brothers"?

If Diddy were white he'd be pardoned already