I look forward to reading the news mention of Jaxson Dart being released from the UFL in two years. #ETTD

Must have been recalled to Moscow.

I'll believe it when I see it. This performative bullshit is the Pedo party version of a strongly worded letter from the Dems. Until they put their votes on record, their talk doesn't mean shit.

Pro tip for aspiring shitposters: If you're going to question someone's 'literacy', it's probably a good idea to make sure you spell 'literacy' correctly.

Done. So. How is the current regime working out for you on the issues outlined above?

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Yes, I remember that sermon! I believe it was in the book of Chevron. Chapter 3, verse 16. JFC… 🤦‍♂️

12 seconds left in the period. Damn, that’s a kick in the nuts for the Sabres. 😬

It warms my heart to see people having the day they voted for.

This clip should be in every political ad of every Democrat between now and November 2028.

Cat 1 Human 0 🤣🤣🤣

Actually, I couldn’t care less. Anyone that invested with that family deserves to lose every dime.

Goddamn, I hate being represented by a shitbag like this guy...

I guess his Klan robes were in the laundry.

Nice of Kash to be so accommodating with the discovery portion of his lawsuit. I'm sure the court is going to love this. 🤣🤣🤣

I think Rubio just broke the irony meter.

Someone should check if that bottle in front of Hegseth actually contains water. 🤔

Douche on douche crime! 🤣🤣🤣

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2026 Republican Party!

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2026 Republican Party!

I’m sure he already has draft of his strongly worded letter. 🙄

Wow, Tennessee’s school voucher program is working out just like it has for every other state that has tried it! Who could have guessed? 🤦‍♂️

Damn, the Caps were trying like hell to get the puck to Ovechkin for one more goal.

JFC. I don't know if I can boycott Target more than I already am, but I guess it's time to find out.

The two sides are not the same.

Wait, so *we* are going to block the Strait of Hormuz? We’re basically going to cut our own throats? JFC… 🤦‍♂️ We deserve to fall as a nation for electing the biggest dumbass in history. Twice. 🤦‍♂️ www.cnn.com/2026/04/12/w...

Amazing to see the orange glow around Artemis as it began to enter the atmosphere. Best of luck to them!

Well, it is TACO Tuesday, after all...

Why the fuck is Handy McStrokerson anywhere near a classroom full of kids?

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A t shirt cannon loaded with horse manure would do just fine.

This, 100%

Ultimately, this is what Pam Bondi will be most remembered for:

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Someone needs to round up some brooms and trash bags and put those lazy fucks to work.

JFC, Matt Schlapp is going to roll out the red carpet for these guys! 😂😂😂😂😂

Cases of 'sudden onset bone spurs' are going to be skyrocketing this year!

Every accusation is a confession.

Kash Patel probably has these same stickers on his lunchbox and thermos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I see some Meal Team 6 folks that need to head to the Strait of Hormuz…

6 year olds don’t shoot back.

Did Trump's motorcade make a wrong turn?

Is this like a Susan Collins level of concern? Or more like a Chuck Schumer strongly worded letter level of concern?

What. The actual. Fuck.

This is the face of someone that just sharted and is a loooong way from a restroom.

"Well, hello there, consequences of my actions!" 🤦‍♂️