Cats are evil. Miró, for example. Wants you to think she’s a Certified Sweetie ™️, but don’t trust her. #cats #catsofbluesky

Have you guessed you yourself would not continue? Have you dreaded those earth-beetles?

Please note.

I got woken up when a bird hit my window, like, hard. And loud. When downstairs to see if it was down there, and there were a feathers but otherwise, gone. Godspeed, whatever bird you were.

8-5-1 #LeafsForever

A short life to them, and a jolly death.

This is a bummer. My wife (who moved from Norway to Alaska as a kid) and I have flown on Kenai a lot. This is going to be hard on smaller communities in Alaska.

I think about Rwanda a lot. 🇷🇼

You ever accidentally tense up for 15-20 years?

New band photo just dropped.

Quote with your favorite film and album from the year you were born. Proving again that I am a man of simple and well-deserved pleasures.

Anyways, here’s a mushroom I saw in the yard. It has a sort of elfin magic about it.

In other news, I am now 44 years old. I deserve a birthday morning beer in bed.

Let’s go Blue Jays! Came up just short, but boy was it fun. #WANTITALL

Canada, we’re in this together 🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

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Walt was also up watching game six. #WANTITALL

Happy Hallowe’en or whatever pagan festival you choose to celebrate, the more pagan the better, honestly. Let’s get these monsters some candy and get them home so Uncle Elliott can watch the Blue Jays. #WANTITALL

I submitted my chapbook to Glass, did you? Why not? Alackaday. You have to get it in soon because you’re going to want to be watching the Blue Jays win the World Series tonight, not making last minute edits. (“I see great things in baseball.” - Walt Whitman). (Srsly. Whitman said that). #WANTITALL

Dang, dude. 🇨🇦 youtu.be/wV-G1haFMMw

Some doodles, while working on my play. #art 1. Self Portrait 2. Cool Shakespeare 3. Crocodile 4. Goin’ Somewhere?

This is heavy metal. Let’s fucking go.

Blue Jays - 6️⃣ Dodgers - 😂 Back to T.O. for game six.

For #NationalCatDay, I present Queequeg, Handsome Frank, and Miró. Certified sweeties ™️.

Holy fuck I’m about to turn 44. I’m old.

Best thing about sabbatical? It’s 9:04am and I’m about to eat an entire box of perogies in my underwear and listen to a podcast episode called “History’s Greatest Monkeys”. Look on my works ye mighty and despair. Sabbaticals: 10/10 recommend. No notes.

My sister-in-law is a D1 track & field coach. My bro just texted me, “[Sister-in-law] just called and said she hit a bump too hard and lost a javelin on the highway.”

Jays - 6 Dodgers - a number smaller than 6 #WANTITALL

Settling in for a long Tuesday night of watching sport. Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world, according to this can of Carlsberg. Why was I not informed of this development? #LeafsForever #WANTITALL

You may read the President’s message and read nothing about it there,

🇨🇦♥️ Proud Canadian.

Amazing indigenous Blue Jays art. #WANTITALL

My Wife: Damn! I've just been stung by a jellyfish. Quick, pee on it. Me: *Peeing on jelly fish* Take that! This is what you get for stinging my my wife.

I’ve decided I’d like to be catfished. Any takers?

Today’s reminder that sometimes I’m ashamed to be a male 😵‍💫

If you meet some stranger in the street and love him or her, do I not often meet strangers in the street and love them?

New author bio pic just dropped.

Blue Jays. That’s all. #bluejays #worldseries

LET'S GO TORONTO! 👏 @BlueJays | #WorldSeries

Can confirm: in my experience, lions love chewing on stuff. #naturesky #lions