All this talk about the #Oilers v #Ducks game last night reminds me of 2004 and how the officials fucked Martin Gelinas and the #Flames out of a Stanley Cup winning goal in Game 6. I hope my last words are “Gelinas scored, fuck Tampa forever.” youtube.com/shorts/SVHMi...

perfectly normal behavior

I bought this extremely wild piece of Scandinavian folk art. I am besotted with it. It’s like an Edvard Munch fever dream. #art #folkart

Sometimes nature is really fucking unexpected. Saw this lady slipper on our hike today. Looks like something from the jungle, but native to Virginia. #nature #flower #photography #rva

Yesterday I got the first real actual piece of concrete good news post-spinal surgery. The bees are happy. And today is a beautiful day for a bike ride. I hope something good happens to you today, truly, you fucking weirdos. #chronicpain #urbanbeekeeping #bees

Bob's Burghers of Calais

Good work, Virginia.

A game that me and my brother invented that included a hockey stick, a tennis ball, and a license plate. The rules aren’t what you think.

Pleased with the native and pleased with the foreign .... pleased with the new and old,

“Nothing’s wrong with me.” —Fucked person

Hey Virginia: Vote.

Kurt Cobain was murdered.

Spotted: Handsome Frank in a kerchief. Certified sweetie ™️. #cats #handsomefrank

New band photo just dropped.

I gif-ed my bees. Please say hallo to them. They are Certified Sweeties ™️. #urbanbeekeeping #bees #beekeeping

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

QUICK SPOT THE TOAD.

The Leafs 2025/26 season is over

Me deleting LinkedIn seven years after someone told me that it would be “really helpful for my career.”

I found a magical five-lobed sassafras leaf. Everything is gonna be okay, everybody. #sassafras #hiking #outdoors

Anyways, here’s a snake I saw. #rva #blackratsnake #hiking

I know that as a society we have more or less moved on from this because we have bigger fish to fry, so to speak, but: Cybertrucks are stupid and if you have one you are a loser.

Queequeg is licking my nose at the end of the World. (Certified Sweetie ™️). #cat #queequeg

Me too creature, me too.

Miró & Queequeg are eminently GIF-able. #cats

There was a moment last night where I thought Handsome Frank had stopped breathing and I had a force ten panic. He’s fine, just old and a very heavy sleeper.

We’re sending a Canadian to the moon, motherfuckers! 🌖🇨🇦 #artemis www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronau...

32-30-13 Leafs win the “Fuck Radko Gudas” Bowl. #LeafsForever

My buddy just texted me, “Berube might fight Gudas tonight.” #LeafsForever

Photos from last season’s 9-9-9 at a Richmond Flying Squirrels game. Looking forward to another one this summer. #baseball #rva

I found ~one~ last copy of my book, “Day Three of a Five Day Headache” (@publishedbyjake.bsky.social), which I think is the last unclaimed copy from the two editions we did…it’s a free gift to anyone who wants it: some paper masquerading as a book of poems, re: #chronicpain at the end of the world.

Get it, little kitty.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 📸

Happy REAL #OpeningDay to those who celebrate. #BlueJays50

Garbage truck on the left. Casket delivery truck on the left. Welcome to Church Hill. Vibes are weird today. #RVA

31-29-13 Shouldn’t we be tanking? I guess the Rangers are really this bad. #LeafsForever

Whisper your secrets to a june bug and then eat it.

30-29-13 Does it help the tanking effort? No. Does it always feel good to beat the Bruins? Yes. I’ve had four beers. I’ll take it. #LeafsForever

Gutted. What an amazing woman. My wife and I are very proud to have been contributors to her work, and will continue to support OFI and ongoing orangutan conservation. Rest in peace, Dr Galdikas. orangutan.org/donate/

Being named for the town you’re from, like Leonardo da Vinci, ain’t such a bad system. “Elliott of Edmonton” is pretty alright. As long as you’ve never been to Edmonton.

Felt good to skate with the team yesterday, even though I can’t scrimmage yet. A few more weeks of physical therapy and hopefully I’ll be out there. #chronicpain #surgery

My criminals? Fun lovin’.

Yes! It’s giant macaron o’clock at the Grand Sumo Tournament!

…and this was where I made a noise I’ve never made before. #BBN

Not pictured: my 178/105 blood pressure. Wild win for my alma mater. #BBN

Yeah, seriously.

The last night before my spine surgery I went to a VCU game, so they have a soft spot in my heart, and of course I picked them over UNC. (UNC is also my niece’s alma mater, so I like picking against them, just to be a lolol uncle). It was a perfect storm. Go Rams! #VCU #rva

Typical morning.

Well ain’t this a li’l bit of fun.