Remind me, what is the federal crime when you cosplay a diplomat when you don't work for the federal government?

Sure Dawson's Creek was good and all, but Varsity Blues is an absolute masterpiece. Love you Mox.

Emerging from his viewing of the UNRELEASED Epstein case files at Justice Dept, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) says: "The Dept of Justice has been in a cover-up mode for months... trying to sweep the entire thing under the rug"

I know there are real problems in the world, but people who put "Dr." before their first name, in the first name field on an online webform that doesn't have to do with medicine, should be rounded up and launched into the sun.

😕

(📷) This is an ICE agent in Minneapolis spraying a prone, unarmed, helpless civilian in the face with chemical munitions. This is something one goes to jail for. Yes, even a federal agent. Those who say Trump has declared war on Minnesota—and now Maine—are *not* exaggerating.

Football is brought to you by TurboTax, the people who bribe Congress to make sure you have to pay them to file your taxes.

Another year has gone by and no one has made Jason Siegel's puppet Dracula movie. Hollywood is failing us.

Skate to where the puck will be, not where it is, is such a great analogy and also quite poetic.

“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Eyewitnesses are reporting that ICE just murdered a woman—a US Citizen—in cold blood in Minneapolis.

This is at least the third time I can remember where ICE accused someone of "weaponizing" their car against them, and they were lying the other two times

Most people probably don't have any context for understanding how gooseshit crazy this post is, but imagine 57 giraffes high on PCP 69ing on a pleasure cruise off Staten Island during a battle of the bands featuring six mariachi troupes playing simultaneously and you have an idea

Just watched a lady write a check at the grocery store and I honestly have no idea what year it is.

The Truth about Venezuela.

The president of Venezuela must be held legally accountable for his crimes, which the Supreme Court forbids to happen for the president of the US, who recently pardoned the president of Honduras for similar crimes.

CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸

I'm 100% for protecting native species, and we can all also agree that geese are terrible. Just the worst.

Julie has been covering this longer than most. The DOJ is not following the law. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is: It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors It has a beginning a middle and an end It has a soundtrack The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era

Could you imagine being a person who changed his name three times then wrote a totally made up story about his blue collar family background while being funded by billionaires calling someone else fake? Me neither. But if I could I'd probably also wear eye liner.

Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

I absolutely fucking hate it when Rand Paul is right about anything. Darkest timeline.

I wonder what the tax implication is for service members. Bonuses are taxable. But is housing allowance? I wonder if he's just costing them more money.

What's the Yiddish word for the moment you change from believing you could survive the zombie apocalypse to not wanting to survive the zombie apocalypse?

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…

99% of new tech ideas will be bounced out because trains already exist and are a better solution.

HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!! Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?

The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th. On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela. Bank on it.

I want David Cross to play Stephen Miller in whatever movie(s) are made about this stupid era, and I want him to play the part as if he is Tobias playing Stephen Miller. Make it happen, universe.

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

There is a tweet on the old platform where I bet @mikesager.net a pastrami sandwich that in like 10 years Metaverse would be something of note. While I stand by that bet, I also look forward to sharing a pastrami sandwich with you when I lose the bet terribly.

On top of this, Trump has: -Prevented the NLRB from operating -Reversed Biden's minimum wage hike for federal contractors -Gutted OSHA -Rolled back dozens of workplace health & safety regulations -Dropped the FTC’s support for a noncompete ban The “pro-worker" president.

There were 43 @runforsomething.net red to blue flips last month. Read about them all & what we learned. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Im going to run for Governor of Maryland on this platform.

The best part is seeing what happens when you give children a joyful way to start their day. They show up energized, confident, and connected. This is what happens when streets feel welcoming and movement is part of the morning routine. #BikeBus

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

EILI5: Why is the Trump administration asking for and states fighting against handing over publicly available data? It's publicly available. I know they want it for nefarious reasons, but my question still stands. Because, again, voter data is public. What am I missing?

So am I.

I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.

Is there an actual difference between a full English, full Irish, and full Scottish breakfasts? Or is it just a matter of how much colonization is involved?

If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money. They must hammer economic populism — and have a laser focus on the cost of living crisis in America. There’s no way the party can speak for or represent the working class in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice. 📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber. Prosecute her and everyone involved.