Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is: It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors It has a beginning a middle and an end It has a soundtrack The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era

Could you imagine being a person who changed his name three times then wrote a totally made up story about his blue collar family background while being funded by billionaires calling someone else fake? Me neither. But if I could I'd probably also wear eye liner.

Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

I absolutely fucking hate it when Rand Paul is right about anything. Darkest timeline.

I wonder what the tax implication is for service members. Bonuses are taxable. But is housing allowance? I wonder if he's just costing them more money.

What's the Yiddish word for the moment you change from believing you could survive the zombie apocalypse to not wanting to survive the zombie apocalypse?

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…

99% of new tech ideas will be bounced out because trains already exist and are a better solution.

HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!! Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?

The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th. On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela. Bank on it.

I want David Cross to play Stephen Miller in whatever movie(s) are made about this stupid era, and I want him to play the part as if he is Tobias playing Stephen Miller. Make it happen, universe.

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

There is a tweet on the old platform where I bet @mikesager.net a pastrami sandwich that in like 10 years Metaverse would be something of note. While I stand by that bet, I also look forward to sharing a pastrami sandwich with you when I lose the bet terribly.

On top of this, Trump has: -Prevented the NLRB from operating -Reversed Biden's minimum wage hike for federal contractors -Gutted OSHA -Rolled back dozens of workplace health & safety regulations -Dropped the FTC’s support for a noncompete ban The “pro-worker" president.

There were 43 @runforsomething.net red to blue flips last month. Read about them all & what we learned. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Im going to run for Governor of Maryland on this platform.

The best part is seeing what happens when you give children a joyful way to start their day. They show up energized, confident, and connected. This is what happens when streets feel welcoming and movement is part of the morning routine. #BikeBus

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

EILI5: Why is the Trump administration asking for and states fighting against handing over publicly available data? It's publicly available. I know they want it for nefarious reasons, but my question still stands. Because, again, voter data is public. What am I missing?

So am I.

I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.

Is there an actual difference between a full English, full Irish, and full Scottish breakfasts? Or is it just a matter of how much colonization is involved?

If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money. They must hammer economic populism — and have a laser focus on the cost of living crisis in America. There’s no way the party can speak for or represent the working class in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice. 📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber. Prosecute her and everyone involved.

A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph

A turkey pardon assumes that the turkey has committed a crime. End the carceral state.

We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.

Russian asset Ron Johnson says there’s no money to give Americans $2K inflation checks. But there is money for a despot’s $250M ballroom and enough to give $40B to Argentina’s dictator. I’ll always remember Ron paying Putin a visit in Moscow on July 4th weekend in 2018.

That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.

15 years of having to watch ppl argue about whether Die Hard is the best Christmas movie when Home Alone is right there

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Trump bought Boeing bonds while rewarding the company billions in federal contracts. He bought Intel bonds after directing the government to acquire a stake in the company. He bought Meta bonds while pushing AI-friendly policy. Trump isn’t governing — he’s cashing in.

This is both fascinating and terrifying.

Americans spent more this year on Halloween - & Trump’s tariffs are hitting Thanksgiving too. Expect to spend 10% more thanks to economic chaos. That’s 3x the rate of overall inflation! Our new analysis w/ @tcfdotorg.bsky.social & @aft.org shows how Trump's policies are ruining Thanksgiving.

KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action. Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?

It must be an existential crisis for @theonion.com when this is real. Some comedy writer spent months on their tartar sauce joke and Trump comes along and...<whispering>...whats that you say... @thesimpsonsonfox.bsky.social did this bit years ago? FFS. We are on the darkest of timelines.

This is a lie. All 31 Moms for Liberty candidates in contested races lost their 2025 elections. The only "wins" were in uncontested races. Apparently, being hypocritical, book-banning scolds isn't so popular.

Sandwich guy not guilty! 🎉

Jury declares Sandwich Guy not guilty — proof that sometimes justice can be served. Preferably toasted, with extra irony and a side of fries. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Trump’s drunken prosecuting attorney Jeanine Pinot Grigio couldn’t get a conviction on Sandwich Guy even though there was a video of the incident AND he said “Yeah, I f*cking did it.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

If I was a GOP strategist, I’d be pretty worried about diluting my safe +15 districts into a bunch of +5 gerrymandered districts after tonight.

It’s a blue tsunami everywhere. Tariffs poll lower than syphillis. MAGA controls all three branches of government and shut it all down to strip millions of health care and hide the Epstein files. Everything is worse than it was a year ago. Americans are FINALLY waking up.

even if you knew that a spanberger win was a given, it is really wild to see this kind of electoral dunk in virginia. the last thing like it was bob mcdonnell's win in 2009 over creigh deeds

Who is wise? One who learns from all people. Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world. (Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)

The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free: (Published 2019)