Palace are about to play in a European semi final. Still can't quite believe it. #cpfc

Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.

Still 1,000 days of this shit still to go. www.tickcounter.com/countdown/61... #trump #trumpout

This is excellent

West Ham have risen from the dead at Easter. Betrayed by those fans who left early. #whufc

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notices-conversion-therapy-device-set-to-reverse/

@insidecroydon.bsky.social Question Time in Croydon this week. Might still be time to be in the audience.

Amazing gig by #davidbyrne last night. One of the best I've ever seen.

Who says Friday 13 is unlucky. Today I broke my 165 day streak record on Wordle.

@kirkdalebooks.bsky.social I'd like to hear your suggestions.

I was hoping both teams funded by human rights abusers would lose. #MCINEW

Amazing pictures.

La Isla Thaneta

Good to see Ruby Flipper on TOTP as no one else seems to remember them #totp.

La Isla Thaneta

RIP Sly Dunbar, him and Robbie were the best drum and bass combo in reggae. But they transcended that and played with so many non reggae artists too. #slydunbar www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HM...

Really enjoying 2nd series of Things you Should have Done on iPlayer. Even funnier than the 1st and with added Bridgit Christie.

Tesco just arrived with my delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock.’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’

The worst thing to happen in Macclesfield since the death of Ian Curtis. #cpfc

For 117 years, #CPFC had the claim to fame of being the last non-league side to knock out the #FACup holders (1909 -defeated #WWFC as a Southern League club). And in typical Palace-y style, they win the Cup after 120 years (or 164 if you prefer) and lose to a non-league club in the next game!

Well, if it’s 31 December, it’s... yes, of course: 172nd anniversary of the dinner Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins, creator of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, gave for 21 leading academics and other VIPs inside the Iguanodon

Tesco arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock.’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’

Thinking, from their voice, that I was serving somebody who acts in The Archers*, I said: "You know what I think? I think somebody is going to get KILLED this Christmas." The customer was NOT an actor in The Archers. Shorn of context, my words were... not apt. *we do have such a customer

And me

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Why do we even have Black Friday here?

❓ "In my experience, most people do not share overtly racist social media posts; they do not have criminal records for people smuggling or involvement in racist crimes." "Our reporters have found key flag raisers with these kinds of CVs." https://manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-raised-the-flags/

Brilliant!

Sad to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet.

The Bakerloop is a brand-new express bus service, linking Waterloo, Lewisham and key stops in between. It’s a major upgrade for public transport in South East London. It’s not too late to try BL1 services free during the launch week, until Sunday 5 October.

Full-time: Palace 2-1 Liverpool The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs. That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC

Behind a paywall but you get the drift.. #cpfc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Winning a penalty shootout is a lot like winning a general election - it doesn't matter how bad you are so long as you're better than the opposition #EngSwe

Brilliant!

Change is coming. This is a good idea in theory, but will cause many problems in practice. #royalmail www.theguardian.com/business/202...

On the 20th anniversary of the #7/7bombings a reminder of the emotional speech by our then Mayor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BSI... #london

Interesting article from @bylinetimes.bsky.social bylinetimes.com/2025/06/19/h...

Personally, I'd reserve overheated rhetoric like "national shame" for our (and the international community's) failure to take action to halt systematic war crimes and the deliberate murder of starving civilians, not what some rappers said at a music festival. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An amazing story.

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

This is sad news. Squirrels on crack was Urban75s finest hour.

Might be a shot in the dark; but has anyone picked up an 90's Palace Scarf on the corner of holmesdale/park rd. My daughter dropped it and would mean the world to us if we got it back @fiveyearplan.bsky.social @cpfchq.bsky.social #cpfc #cpfcfamily #facup #parade

A beautiful day of celebrations, even if it did, briefly, rain on our parade. #CPFC

This brought a tear to my eye. #CPFC

If you are looking for a sign: Bologna have just won the Coppa Italia, they play in red and blue. Barca won the Copa del Rey, as we all know, they play in red and blue . . . . #CPFC #Eagles

This is as excellent as you’d expect from the old charmer. The Hugh Grant joke is worth the read alone. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ap...