Not a great game, but I love that it's been referred to as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. #SUICOL

Very well played, Thameslink trains

Penelope Keith had the extraordinary ability to poke fun at the cruellest qualities of Englishness, without ever making the material cruel. She created characters who were ludicrous, superior, bigoted, without ever being unlikeable or cold. It is one of the greatest magic tricks an actor can pull.

On my way to Cardiff to see #thecure Quite excited.

10 Years of Brexit 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Even after a decade, we're still waiting for our Brexit Special to arrive – and by now we're on our 6th or 7th chef! #RejoinEU 🇬🇧🇪🇺

On the 10th anniversary of the #brexit vote, my favourite definition is 'The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.'

Not to downplay the seriousness of this but... I don't think this is the all-time high for antisemitism in GERMANY

Happy #DevonDay one and all...

Drink it in, Palace fans. Enjoy it. Savour every moment. These moments weren’t meant for teams like Palace - and yet here we are again! 🏆 #UECL #CPFC

What a night #cpfc

On our way On our way #cpfc

Happy Towel Day!

“Now I’m leaving, I don’t have to agree with the Chairman. He said the best day was the FA Cup Final, but I don’t agree. The best day is still to come in Leipzig. Two years and a few months ago, I came as a stranger and now I leave as a South Londoner.” ❤️🇦🇹💙 #CPFC

I wonder how competitive today's game will be, given that nothing rides on it and both teams have a European finl next week. #cpfc

Free gig at Crystal Palace Bowl this afternoon. (not Grace Jones!) www.crystalpalaceparktrust.org/pages/whats-...

Great idea.

Good #Caturday afternoon, friends! It's pretty nice here today. All sorts of people out and about today. Not me, lol. But lots of people none the less. Hope y'all are having a day! #SheShed

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

Hi. I run my local polling station for the council, and every year I post a guide to the process of voting - I've been told that it's helpful, so I'm posting it again- stuff changes with every election, so this is updated. I've been working at elections for 29 years... #Voting

Palace are about to play in a European semi final. Still can't quite believe it. #cpfc

Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.

Still 1,000 days of this shit still to go. www.tickcounter.com/countdown/61... #trump #trumpout

This is excellent

West Ham have risen from the dead at Easter. Betrayed by those fans who left early. #whufc

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notices-conversion-therapy-device-set-to-reverse/

@insidecroydon.bsky.social Question Time in Croydon this week. Might still be time to be in the audience.

Amazing gig by #davidbyrne last night. One of the best I've ever seen.

Who says Friday 13 is unlucky. Today I broke my 165 day streak record on Wordle.

@kirkdalebooks.bsky.social I'd like to hear your suggestions.

I was hoping both teams funded by human rights abusers would lose. #MCINEW

Amazing pictures.

La Isla Thaneta

Good to see Ruby Flipper on TOTP as no one else seems to remember them #totp.

La Isla Thaneta

RIP Sly Dunbar, him and Robbie were the best drum and bass combo in reggae. But they transcended that and played with so many non reggae artists too. #slydunbar www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HM...

Really enjoying 2nd series of Things you Should have Done on iPlayer. Even funnier than the 1st and with added Bridgit Christie.

Tesco just arrived with my delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock.’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’

The worst thing to happen in Macclesfield since the death of Ian Curtis. #cpfc

For 117 years, #CPFC had the claim to fame of being the last non-league side to knock out the #FACup holders (1909 -defeated #WWFC as a Southern League club). And in typical Palace-y style, they win the Cup after 120 years (or 164 if you prefer) and lose to a non-league club in the next game!

Well, if it’s 31 December, it’s... yes, of course: 172nd anniversary of the dinner Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins, creator of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, gave for 21 leading academics and other VIPs inside the Iguanodon

Tesco arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock.’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’

Thinking, from their voice, that I was serving somebody who acts in The Archers*, I said: "You know what I think? I think somebody is going to get KILLED this Christmas." The customer was NOT an actor in The Archers. Shorn of context, my words were... not apt. *we do have such a customer

And me

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Why do we even have Black Friday here?

❓ "In my experience, most people do not share overtly racist social media posts; they do not have criminal records for people smuggling or involvement in racist crimes." "Our reporters have found key flag raisers with these kinds of CVs." https://manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-raised-the-flags/

Brilliant!

Sad to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet.

The Bakerloop is a brand-new express bus service, linking Waterloo, Lewisham and key stops in between. It’s a major upgrade for public transport in South East London. It’s not too late to try BL1 services free during the launch week, until Sunday 5 October.