5! Count them 5 day ball games today! #MLB

Man I wish I gave even .01% fucks about soccer. #Fifa #WorldCup2026

Volpe is starting to implode….. Bring back Cabrera

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

newton: time is linear. einstein: time is circular. judge: time is made up.

ICE is already around Lumen Field and T-Mobile Park “doing security” for the World Cup, so please take any precautions you need to and avoid the area. Now would be a good time to get the “red cards” or Know Your Rights cards. I will link to them when I am less angry.

BREAKING: Fuck Your Yankee Bluejeans also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration! #GreatAmericanStreetFair

Wish list record finally acquired. Back when Paul could sing

JC Escarra has already earned tomorrows start behind the plate

Volpe batting .217. Mid season form

Big home-run by Judge and they walk it off…. Now on to Kansas City!! #MLB #Yankees

Cody Bellinger may look like he’s stoned but his baseball IQ is off the charts

Vibes, no order: I want to tell you Baby You’re a rich man You won’t see me I don’t want to spoil the party Don’t pass me by Two of Us It’s All Too Much Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey Fixing A Hole Martha My Dear #TheBeatles

RIP Rob Base. I would never know how many it would take to a make thing go right if not for Rob Base…. Godspeed sir #whynotmikelove

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Arctic Monkeys Elvis Costello Queens of the Stone Age Paul McCartney Steely Dan Squeeze The Rolling Stones Nick Lowe Crowded House The Hives

6! Countem 6 day games today!!! #MLB #Daybaseball

If it's been 102 years since I'LL SAY SHE IS opened in NYC, that must mean it's been TWO years since the I'LL SAY SHE IS Centennial Celebration at @marxfest.org in 2024! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmj0...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Paul McCartney BUT his SNL performance last night was embarrassing.

What’s the deal with this second “Marlins Man” at the Subway series? It’s bad enough there was one… #MLB #Yankees #Mets #SubwaySeries

Big big afternoon of day baseball! So why are all my meetings during them?

Remember when movie soundtracks were just as anticipated as the movie itself?

I know he won’t see this but Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder

It’s not about whether it's possible that a plus-size woman can be beautiful; your beauty is inevitable.

Great evening of baseball

The U.S. Supreme Court is conducting a coup d'etat. It is at war with the very premise of an electoral democracy. Nothing about that institution or its work is legitimate. Nothing.

Before the Day is over I want to wish all those IPads out there a Happy Mothers Day

Saw this today in a 2001 book by George Carlin. Man was a god damn clairvoyant.

It’s time for the #Flyers season finale #NHL

Spencer Jones is a bust! #MLB

What do you mean there are no day baseball games today?!?!?

Happy Spencer Jones day to all who’ve been waiting #Yankees #MLB

Those spam calls from “vehicle services” how many times a day do you think they get hung up on?

We got day baseball today boys and girls and everyone in between! Let’s goooooo!

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

Currently my Amazon cart is over flowing with Mifepristone

I’m convinced the larger the oversized tires are on your truck the smaller you dick is. I’m sorry, it’s just science

Bottom of the 4th here is like death by a thousand paper cuts #Yankees #Orioles

It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax.

Kazuma Okamoto on just misssing his 3rd home run of the night in his last at-bat (via Yusuke Oshima): “I didn’t have my pre-game quesadilla today. I think if I’d had that, it would have been a home run." #BlueJays

It’s Kentucky Derby Day!!! Here are my picks to win: Tripod ikea Meatballs glue Factory #KentuckyDerby

My favorite city! Seeing one of my favorite comedians!

2nd week with no ham-n-eggers on MLBCentral 😢 @roflo.bsky.social

Skipped my 6am run and instead of falling back to sleep berated myself in my head until it was time to get up. HAPPY FRIDAY

Not a Phillies fan but they are 3-0 under Donnie Baseball

What if i cant give you, anything but love? youtu.be/SU04CEP0CwQ?...

Yankees may be off today but we have tons of day baseball today to watch while we all “work” from home

It always makes me giggle when someone still uses an AOL address