Fuck yeah let’s go Rush 🐂 #AEWDynamite

The U.S. House voted Wednesday to halt U.S. military action against Iran, digging in to defy President Donald Trump over the three-month-long war.

White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-trump-a-perfectly-healthy-9-foot-tall-35-year-old/

A 71-year-old great-grandmother was released from ICE detention one day after The Arizona Republic reported on her situation.

Before #AEWDoN, watch the the Buy In FREE before the PPV THIS SUNDAY! Your new co-hosts are Renee Paquette & Mick Foley! Foley’s coming back to TBS, where he ran wild as Cactus Jack! Don’t miss his first night in AEW on Sunday + see you for Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite TONIGHT!

Edgar Quero hit a two-run homer in the 10th inning and the Chicago White Sox beat the Chicago Cubs 9-8 in the rubber game of their first crosstown series this season.

C-SPAN CALLER: Why is the president building a statue of himself and acting like he's Jesus Christ? REP. HARIDOPOLOS: Let's talk about gas prices

Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground https://theonion.com/spirit-airlines-resumes-business-after-ceo-finds-nickel-on-ground/

BREAKING: Jerome Powell says he plans to remain on the board of the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month “for an undetermined period of time.”

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48 hr advance notice and they didnt stop him Also he never fired the gun

I had noted that DOJ didn't charge Allen with 18 USC 111. Graff notes that and a whole bunch more. I'd add one more thing. Do Not Trust Jocelyn Ballantine

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

He meant Bedminster kitchen

why would Trump say this on 60 Minutes?

Jordan Klepper nearly loses his mind hearing MAGA defend Trump's AI Jesus pic and his war with the pope

The new face of All Elite Wrestling, Darby Allin!

The Arizona House of Representatives and state Senate proclaimed April 9, "Arizona Wildcats Day," honoring the U of A men's basketball team for its Final Four season.

Chris Taylor is within 100 votes of winning Walworth County. If Republicans can't win places where the main draw is being drunk on a boat that's bad news for them nationwide.

Q: What is your response to critics-- TRUMP: I don't care about critics Q: What is your response to critics who say it's your mental health that should be examined? TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that. You're gonna have to have more people like me

INDIANAPOLIS — Tommy Lloyd said Friday he is staying as the Arizona Wildcats' head coach, having agreed to a new five-year contract worth an average of $7.5 million per season,

My wife just bursts out laughing. I ask her what? She said she was reading a post where someone referred to Andrew Tate as “Lawrence of Dry Labia”

AEW Dynamite was in Winnipeg last night, and the Canadian crowd broke into a "Fuck the tariffs!" chant 😆

EXCLUSIVE: Russia took satellite images of a U.S. air base days before Iran attacked the site and wounded Americans, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

it was awesome meeting Sonjay and Colt Cabana at AEW Dynamite in St. Paul. Great show, great peeps, great times. I was at the first AEW Double or Nothing in Vegas nearly 7 years ago and for my money it's still easily the best pro wrestling promotion in the world.

how does Tony Padilla keep getting tournament assignments

This was right before MJF called me a sweat hog and started mocking my Minnesota accent

AEW booking has taken a bizarre turn

ABC Cancels Mormonism https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

Shane Taylor shoved The Rizzler down.... BUT HE GOT SPEARED BY BIG JUSTICE TO A HUGE POP IN STAPLES CENTER. THIS IS PEAK PRO WRESTLING! #AEW

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

I gave it absolutely everything I had. I'm sorry I wasn't able to get the job done - but I am still proud of my performance. #AEWRevolution will be different. I know exactly what to expect. We will not fail. Thank you all so much for your support and encouragement. #AEWDynamite

LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ? TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged LANDERS: It wasn't though TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know? LANDERS: Your own AG said it TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

Same as it ever was

#aew #tucson

JUST IN Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs vetoes #SB1439 that would have created a special license plate, with $17 of the $25 fee being funneled to Turning Point USA.

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

Drivers hit major delays after a Wednesday night crash on southbound Loop 101 near Chandler Boulevard.

JUST IN: The southbound lanes of Loop 101 are closed near Chandler Boulevard for a serious crash involving at least four vehicles. When the freeway will reopen is not yet clear.