clockiness is next to godliness

Girls with FAT nuts

get ready to slip buddy

Suck it

its always cum here cum there . When do I get to go?

good girl says what?

My problematic trait is that I like video games

I want to take you apart and put you back together wrong

Grunt on this worm

if you are what you eat does that make me a dumb bitch

I want to take you apart and put you back together wrong

My problematic trait is that I like video games

Cum about it

The thing I miss most about school is having irl friend groups

I’m going to start a podcast where I review episodes of podcasts

I think clearsky is bad and it destroys the psyche of people with brain problems

logging on

sora: so that’s our story. have you seen those people in black cloaks? frasier: i can’t say i have… but i’d be happy to bring you to the radio station martin: i’m surprised niles and frasier aren’t in this organization you’re talking about. they love being in clubs— and they’re already nobodies!!

you're a mech pilot and you develop a one sided lustful rivalry with an enemy pilot, shes efficient, brutal, and silent. you dance together in violence across the battlefields until you shoot her down. upon investigating the wreck, you find no pilot, just a mantis shrimp in a bowl full of sensors.

Let me tell you about the podcasts I like

I’m immune to propaganda because I can’t pay attention

Will post bush in exchange for abolishing ICE

Will post bush in exchange for abolishing ICE

Been enjoying Perpetua a lot ( @friends-table.bsky.social ) 🥚🥚🥚

Need to get my faggot haircut again

And as a reminder: through the rest of February and all of March, we'll be sending ALL of our profit (from all items) on friendsatthetable.shop to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. But the ICEBREAKER merch seen here (design by @badbucket.bsky.social) is only available during this period!

Thank you all SO much for joining us for our ICEBREAKER Immigrant Justice marathon. You all raised $130,772.53 over for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund in the last two days. We're just floored by the turn out and support. Again, thank you all so so much.

Video games are great. Twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Good morning! We're live now and starting soon with an intro before we begin with YAPYAP, raising money for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! bit.ly/icebreaker2026 twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

It’s the end of our first day! Thank you so much for helping raise $61,500 for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota’s Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

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The e in chuc e. cheese stands for estrogen

Thanks to y'all, we've just crested $60K raised for the WFM's Rapid Immigrant Response Fund! AND we've got one more segment for the night. Jack, Dre, Keith, Sylvi, Janine, and Austin are headed back in to play a little Repo. Watch: twitch.tv/friendsatthetable Donate: tiltify.com/@friendsatth...

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thanks to your generosity we have already raised $10,000 and are going to send dre to flegg hell later today

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I wanna drink the gender goo

In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking

My tits look so tired in this picture

Just remember: an ai can’t give you a blow job

Cum beam

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails* Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!

Our fundraiser for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Respond fund is kicking off in 24 hours! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Are you a motherboard because I’d like to pin you to the wall

i often think about this review