..wtf? i'm like, maybe the one actual user of ec2 traffic mirroring and i'm seeing that it's doing ip fragmentation at the GWLB layer. even though the AWS documentation literally says that they don't do IP fragmentation!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!

girl who just woke up

build system yuri is going wonderfully, if you were wondering. i wonder if i can get them to frot

wagon wednesday? ummm it's actually waster wednesday

lmao my job fucking rules

he said "i'll see what i can do but please let me work on getting you a raise first". i'll take that for an answer

also if you're in seattle, sushi kashiba is sooooo worth the hype. i don't know if i'd pay $500 dollars for sushi again but jesus christ it was so fucking good. excellent. 10/10 no notes

just asked my VP how much it would take for him to change my official title in workday to "catgirl infrastructure witch". we'll see how this goes

when is the kitty snuff film releasing... please dear god pleaseeeeeee

i got fuckin tortured tonight by a vicious puppygirl with a whip and a big fucking wooden hammer and other various implements and now i have welts and marks all over my body from it... this shit rules so hard... bless my tranny life

THIS 1 4 THA LOVER GIRLSSSS #STATUSUPDATEMUSIC

taking my cumstack pills at the same time as my prep every night makes me feel like such a whore. like yup. these are the pills i take every night to shoot fat loads and have sex with strangers.

vancouver oomfies... be warned... @luxsdemise.bsky.social and i are going to be within your confines on the 16th...

this being pretty shit kinda rules i'm not gonna lie

got a new slip collar that chokes me the harder you pull on my leash,,, y'know, in case i'm being a bad kitty

PROMISE I WON'T LETCHA GOOOOOOOOOO

how couples argue today WIFE: Cool how there's 4 liters of saline in the fridge in 2026 and none go with my medfet. Normal World HUSBAND: Wow its almost like those are my testicle inflation saline and aren't meant for cnc surgery torture?? but ok go off

i'm like if they made a girl who was really into scarification but is deeply triggered by knifeplay. like i just think scars are so fuckin hot

Doing voice training exercises but for begging and pleading for her to stop

all of my bruises are fuckin FADING and it's making me sad!!!!!! who's gonna do the honors for me and renew all of my bruises

will no one end this unjust discrimination

i'm in the most exclusive night club ever (komo plaza) in seattle

w-what if we kissed in the komo plaza meet-me room? 🥺👉👈

this could be your point of view... imagine having a pretty doll like me on your bed laying like this 🥺👉👈

i need my mother in law to leave so i can be a degenerate pervert freak in peace... i can't believe i'm gettin fuckin gock blocked this hard rn.....

it's drug me and rape me saturday

new mirror came in the mail today so you know my nudes are gonna get 100x better

on grindr at the climbing gym just to feel something 🚬🚬

my work might lowkey be one of the biggest commercial users of zig (?), which is really funny, because it isn't approved for use in our vertical according to the corp-wide engineering standards

also for all of u freaks out there <3

"nice ass", everybody says in unison!

need to claw someone so hard that i draw blood again... hhhhhhhh.... i need a scratching post so bad

this cute girl has been struggling with build systems all day and can't stop thinking about getting gutted like a fish by insanely hot transgender women

i feel like a fuckin conservative when it comes to my opinion about polyamory, 'specially polyamory practiced in this city. genuinely i think most of the trans women of seattle would be better served by being monogamous lmao

used "tranny" and "faggot" in my 1:1 with my manager yesterday. he says i can only use those words while talking to him and nobody else. shit's fucked up. they're stealing my fuckin swag

anytime someone says the two words "good kitty" in any context it's genuinely so over for me. i fold instantly. i have such a strong positive association from.. lots of training and i just slip straight into a submissive headspace whenever i hear that 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

what do yall think would happen if i boofed all 100 grams of this prog right now

ended up drawing blood by clawing my scene partner during an intense cnc scene... oops

my stock is replenished! need access (or advice) to reputable DIY feminizing HRT? my dms are always open, no questions asked <3

... cialis was a great success and i ended up getting used like a toy against my will and getting raped by my wonderful wonderful tboy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 god bless my tranny life

god bless my tranny life

hahahaha the cialis i ordered using bitcoin has arrived... this will come in handy for so much degeneracy this weekend

If you want to be a better engineer, you need to take estrogen. Every 10x dev I know is on E. The mass Rust migration? E. Your favorite open source maintainer? On E. The girl using NixOS on a ThinkPad from 2012 who rewrote your entire infra in a weekend? On E. Stay competitive or get left behind.

h-h-hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahah m-m-mme m-me-me mememme and w-w-who????????

call me a byte the way they be nibbling on me!

quote post this if you're a beautiful trans woman who loves herself! my gender is complicated, there have been tons of challenges along the way, but i'm eternally grateful that i transitioned and chose myself (and happiness). i love my tranny life and all of the amazing people in it 💖💖💖