MATT JOHNSON OF NIRVANA THE BAND IS MAKING THE DIRT BAG ERA ANTHONY BOURDAIN MOVIE LETS GO www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MV...

Won't be back home for another day or two and I got struck with the urge to take some incredibly horny photos and now I'm pissed I'm not home bc I wanna be a whore but I'm stuck at work I think the weather being nicer combined with prog is doing horrible things to my brain 😵‍💫

I think I'd be really hot if I had a sword

tater time w/ @jortswbush.dykecheney.gay

thinking about it a lot lately and im beginning to realize that the source of my never ending shame and self loathing probably is due my very christian upbringing and being told constantly that im going to hell probs wasnt good for me the good news is I can shut all that off by kissing pretty women

Got an apron today ;3

Cregger's last two films also had evil residents so I gotta lotta hope for this one

Soggy girl hours :3

Working the fuck outta my back n shoulders so I can look insane in nothing but an apron

They fucking squished this video wtf 😭 everything is so WIDE

Girl who plays with her potato :3

I completely forgot that this machine absolutely destroys my ability to walk normal style and now I waddle everywhere and can't lift my legs super high. But you mark my words I will be able to crush melons between my thighs that's all I've ever wanted in life

Fucked up that the hip abduction machine at the gym only goes up to 260 when it takes around 320lbs of force to crush a watermelon. How dare they keep this power from me

It's lesbian visibility week and I'm trying to be soooooo visible

I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture

Reminder that whenever you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

Watched Louis Theroux's documentary on the manosphere and got so upset I decided to be a hot bitch about it

It's lesbian visibility week who wants to make out sloppy style?

Huge idea: I need to work on improving my pull ups, so if my pull ups also double as thirst traps that get girls to call me pretty then I'll have more motivation so I just have to combine the two and then boom I'll be able to do more than just 4 pull ups at a time

God forbid women have hobbies

I feel bad for not reaching out more to people and letting connections fall apart and usually it's not on purpose it's because I'm just very stupid and forget to reach out and make plans and get nervous they low-key hate me for not doing so which is honestly very fair bc if I knew me I'd hate me too

Can't wait to move to Chicago because so many bands tour there and avoid st. loser which is fair but also I wanna see waaaaay more shows

This is the most sore my legs have ever been after a day at the gym but it's gonna be soooo worth it once it pays off

Like do you know how hot I'd be with a TS cable pentagram harness?

Need to learn shibari so I can tie cables into belts and harnesses so I'm always strapped and ready to go for whatever I need

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

Tree noise :3

Just got back from the park and am currently the sweatiest girl alive :3

The people are saying I have autism

In the deepest darkness of the blackest night the light of lesbianism still shines Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Today I decided to shift focus on my leg day from quads and hams (they're still getting plenty of work) to focusing on glutes and lemme tell ya, my ass feels BONKERS rn

Blasting this shit during leg day music.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZl...

Fit for tonight :3

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Just got back from the gym :3

Fiiiiiiiiiiiine

I think every tuesday should be girl tummy tuesday

They got golf on at work and the fucking cis men are standing around the TV saying shit like "Beautiful chip!" and I wanna tear my face off this shits ass this is dialogue made specifically to hurt and kill Penny

nickname: idk just make a good pun that starts with Penn :3 pronouns: it/its/she/her height: 6'1" sexuality: sapphic smoke: weed socially piercings: none yet tattoos: none yet color: 💜 fav alc drink: Margarita fav non-alc drink: Dr. pepper :3 fav food: steak bulgogi fav animal: 🐻

Hybrid setup + selfie for jam night :3

I used to get really dysphoric about my shoulders n arms and idk what changed but now I'm such a fan of being a girl with big arms and broad shoulders

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

April Fools prank idea: beautiful trans folks make out with me sloppy style

Off work and whismy maxxing my outfit :3

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

I feel like as a nation we are served every opportunity to slam dunk after dunk but instead repeatedly end up strangling ourselves in the netting instead and the people in charge seem to think that this is a good thing and we should keep this up