NSFW photo bribery for anyone who's into sepia photos of cute boys wearing corsets and frills 👀

The face of gay terror

Has anyone seen his shirt? It's hard to train for pirate captain with stiddies out. Id? #ofmd #steard #stiddies *It's apparently a cursed suit day 🤭

I don't remember clearly but I think I tried to fit my entire fist into my mouth

For #SexualSunday, I think it’s time to get this one back on your feeds ❤️ #ofmd

The Gentleman Pirate, I Presume?

I am once again requesting that brown coloured spiders not be allowed to roam around inside on brown coloured carpet! Stay on the walls and ceilings where I can see you, you bastards! In related news my cat sucks at hunting. I should sack her.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Oysters Boys Don't Cry* I Kissed A Girl† * It was brilliant but devastating † The Katy Perry one, not the Jill Sobule one (RIP)

Hey boss, thanks for bothering me on a Sunday about a problem that you created! It motivated me to send another job application 😎

Come join the watch party!

"Previously, on Hannibal..."

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

Time to bring this over from the other place #RhysDarbyFaction vimeo.com/1126425404

He's real mad that none of those people want to fuck him huh

Sudden need for a canon #OFMD fic where everything happens the same except Ed really is 29 and Izzy really is 16

"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure

Can we make #debbiebrockman trend? Or maybe #wgnproducerdebbiebrockman? WGN needs to back their people up. Thanks to @chicagotribune.com for covering the story!

The Juice Media on fire as usual

Here it is as promised... Steve x The Barracuda #Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex – Punishment + Bonus Prompt: Temp/Perm Marks A Slice of Heaven archiveofourown.org/works/72111516

What are the Ed and Stede in your head doing right now? #ofmd

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

My Steve Whittle #ShortPoppies fic is here 🛸🐙 #Kinktober Day 9: Exhibitionism – Shibari – Tentacles Take Me (With You) archiveofourown.org/works/72056061

somebody please point me to that video where somebody gets way too high and keeps restarting tracy chapman's fast car on a television

For @david-jenkins.bsky.social birthday, can we get some rep for the Crew romances going on out there? Besties count too, because that’s just a different type of soul mate in my humble opinion. I would love to see and share some of the love that grew from our silly little pirate show ❤️

Gorokan

Cute aggression reaching dangerous levels

Happiest of birthdays @david-jenkins.bsky.social you beautiful human ♥️🎂🦄🏴‍☠️

🎨: @katebeaton.bsky.social

Get your bird vote on, locals #birdoftheyear

Stede as Captain Feathersword. I feel like there's something in this as an idea.

Squidge is good, it's been around forever and hosted multiple fanfic archives before AO3 existed

The episodes dropped at 6pm so I watched after I finished work, the end. The only time anything OFMD related has happened at a reasonable time for those of us in Aus & AoNZ!

I've never watched The Simpsons

The world is a trash fire but at least we still have #Caturday so here's 25 seconds of floofy kitty belleh

Reminder to fellow Australians in NSW, ACT, SA, VIC and TAS: #daylightsaving starts from tonight 🕜➡️🌅😫😡🥱 Turn your analogue clocks forward before you go to bed if you have somewhere to be in the morning!

Edward Teach

Six more hours until the work week is done and I can revel in three whole days without human interaction

It's not about protecting minors and never has been #auspol

Posts you can hear

I'm a fan of the idea that they tried it once in "for fun" and it went so badly they actively avoided each other for a week

Calypso save me from cishet "genius" men who have no idea how the real world works because they've never had to look after themselves

In 2022, a young queer father in Texas was being chased and threatened by a known right wing extremist. Fearing for his life,he shot the man in self defense. In his recent trial he was sentenced to 50 years in prison despite no prior criminal history. Please help Scotty appeal his sentence

I miss her #ofmd

Today the crown on my one (1) remaining lower molar came off and the dentist could only fit me in tomorrow morning at 8.45am to fix it. It's only Tuesday and I already want to set the entire week on fire.

I will never break this rule

SOMEONE ELSE IS USING MY TEA MUG THE DISRESPECT!!!

The number of people I work with who don't understand the difference between Windows (the OS) and Office (the apps) is TERRIFYING (I'm managing long-overdue software upgrades and let's just say it's a good thing I cut all my hair off recently)