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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 23)
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Brad Lander
about 2 months ago
“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.” Congratulations
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Just saw the news
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about 2 months ago
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Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it REST IN PEACE DOOM
about 2 months ago
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open mike eagle
2 months ago
rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
2 months ago
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
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RIP D’Angelo man what the hell
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Paul Simon
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3 months ago
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How it feels to refer to Dipset as “The Diplomats”
3 months ago
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Pronoun update check bio
4 months ago
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Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September
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4 months ago
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❄️ Pablo Hidalgo ❄️
4 months ago
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...
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Deniz Camp
4 months ago
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Blockhead
4 months ago
I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
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5 months ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
5 months ago
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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Today’s one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddy’s Shut Up twenty times in a row
5 months ago
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EL-P
5 months ago
he said he just realized i’m counting to 16 on it
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Deniz Camp
5 months ago
Hey! We are raffling off a signed copy of absolute Martian manhunter 1 (or another comic I wrote if you want) and a poster! Donate to one of the campaigns in the follow up message, email a screen shot to
[email protected]
and be entered to win! Stop the genocide and Free Palestine.
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De La Soul
5 months ago
Happy Heavenly Birthday MF DOOM! 🎂
youtu.be/XqtGB3QBkUI
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is excellent, definitely one of my favorite releases this year so far
5 months ago
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Let God Sort Em Out album of the millennium
5 months ago
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derek guy
6 months ago
GoFundMe has set up a page for the Texan flood victims. Each campaign has been verified by the company's Trust & Safety experts, which means you know your money is going directly to families. Please consider donating if you can. Their stories are heartbreaking.
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
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Donate to US Flood Relief Fundraisers
Help those affected by flooding across the US. Donate to verified fundraisers to offer flood relief to individuals & their families.
https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-relief#/
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open mike eagle
6 months ago
dems smearing Mamdani and right wing voters cheering tax cuts for the rich are two sides of the dumbest coin
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🍓🍒Ominous Fruit🍎🍉
6 months ago
posting this bc if I see one more doomer take im going to kill someone with hammers
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
6 months ago
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
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Welcome To New York City
Cam'ron, JAY-Z, Juelz Santana · Come Home With Me · Song · 2002
https://open.spotify.com/track/7vbv1mNw1fhMCaqbJ5haAT?si=NFhlnZLcTeyHNL2gKiVMpQ
6 months ago
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Autobots, lib out
6 months ago
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Chloe
6 months ago
throwing this up here as well if anyone wants to help me out
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Buy Chloe a Coffee
Become a supporter of Chloe today!
https://ko-fi.com/chloeisntreal2000
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Once again thinking about how in Phineas & Ferb the Chupacabra is real but Bigfoot seemingly is not
6 months ago
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Kayla 💛
6 months ago
Lotus by Little Simz and Magic Alive by McKinley Dixon are sibling albums to me (and the two best rap albums of the year, please check both of them out)
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Talia "Estro Junkies" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎
6 months ago
Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.
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Donate to A Lesbian Escaping Arranged Marriage, organized by Lotus Kinsey
Fundraising for a lesbian in Bangladesh. Hera is at risk of being married off she ca… Lotus Kinsey needs your support for A Lesbian Escaping Arranged Marriage
https://www.gofundme.com/f/n69gzg-a-lesbian-escaping-arranged-marriage
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wint
7 months ago
you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
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7 months ago
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This new McKinley Dixon album is beautiful music
7 months ago
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode)
7 months ago
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Kayla 💛
7 months ago
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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open mike eagle
7 months ago
announcing my new LP Neighborhood Gods Unlimited out 7/11 new single Contraband produced by Kenny Segal out now vinyl pre-order is live
linktr.ee/openmikeeagle
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It cannot be overstated how back we are right now
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Ace Trumpets
Clipse, Pusha T, No Malice · Ace Trumpets · Song · 2025
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