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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 23 leftist)
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Kayla π
23 days ago
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!
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6 Kiss back on streamingβ¦maybe we all gonna be okayβ¦
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I'm God
https://open.spotify.com/track/613KmeuXIuqBM0plNinzUh?si=zLEEm8eMQumIbL-5HnsD-w
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Gliitch
3 months ago
Got banned from Twitter lmao
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Finished Ted season 2 last night
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Brad Lander
8 months ago
βIn this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.β Congratulations
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8 months ago
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Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it REST IN PEACE DOOM
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open mike eagle
9 months ago
rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss
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FLAVOR FLAV β°
9 months ago
R.I.P. ICON DβAngelo ππΎποΈ
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RIP DβAngelo man what the hell
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Paul Simon
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9 months ago
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How it feels to refer to Dipset as βThe Diplomatsβ
10 months ago
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Pronoun update check bio
10 months ago
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Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September
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10 months ago
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Pablo Hidalgo
10 months ago
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...
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Deniz Camp
11 months ago
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Blockhead
11 months ago
I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
11 months ago
WU-TANG FOREVER ππ½
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Todayβs one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddyβs Shut Up twenty times in a row
11 months ago
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EL-P
12 months ago
he said he just realized iβm counting to 16 on it
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Deniz Camp
12 months ago
Hey! We are raffling off a signed copy of absolute Martian manhunter 1 (or another comic I wrote if you want) and a poster! Donate to one of the campaigns in the follow up message, email a screen shot to
[email protected]
and be entered to win! Stop the genocide and Free Palestine.
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De La Soul
12 months ago
Happy Heavenly Birthday MF DOOM! π
youtu.be/XqtGB3QBkUI
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12 months ago
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Let God Sort Em Out album of the millennium
12 months ago
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derek guy
12 months ago
GoFundMe has set up a page for the Texan flood victims. Each campaign has been verified by the company's Trust & Safety experts, which means you know your money is going directly to families. Please consider donating if you can. Their stories are heartbreaking.
www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
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Donate to US Flood Relief Fundraisers
Help those affected by flooding across the US. Donate to verified fundraisers to offer flood relief to individuals & their families.
https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-relief#/
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open mike eagle
12 months ago
dems smearing Mamdani and right wing voters cheering tax cuts for the rich are two sides of the dumbest coin
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about 1 year ago
posting this bc if I see one more doomer take im going to kill someone with hammers
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
12 months ago
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
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Welcome To New York City
Cam'ron, JAY-Z, Juelz Santana Β· Come Home With Me Β· Song Β· 2002
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about 1 year ago
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Autobots, lib out
about 1 year ago
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Once again thinking about how in Phineas & Ferb the Chupacabra is real but Bigfoot seemingly is not
about 1 year ago
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Kayla π
about 1 year ago
Lotus by Little Simz and Magic Alive by McKinley Dixon are sibling albums to me (and the two best rap albums of the year, please check both of them out)
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Talia "ESTRO JUNKIES IS OUT NOW!!!" Bhatt β’
about 1 year ago
Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.
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Donate to A Lesbian Escaping Arranged Marriage, organized by Lotus Kinsey
Fundraising for a lesbian in Bangladesh. Hera is at risk of being married off she ca⦠Lotus Kinsey needs your support for A Lesbian Escaping Arranged Marriage
https://www.gofundme.com/f/n69gzg-a-lesbian-escaping-arranged-marriage
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wint
about 1 year ago
you wont believe your eyesβThe Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
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