Penis master

Back room

Got the dna of gothic lemons

Hubert

I wish there was some device that you could put food in that keeps it cold so you can eat it later or prevent bacteria from growing on it quickly

67 jit

My roommate recently worked a show for B.O.B who had brought cranberry juice to make mixers but then was told he wasn’t allowed to do that. That cranberry juice is in our fridge now and I have been using it to make mixers myself

Got unbanned from Twitter. I’m gonna do the exact same thing I did to get banned until it happens again

ants

I have a pocket dimension

There’s an orange in my pocket right now. I can probably do something with that.

Just saw a chicken cross the road. Funniest shit ever.

Crazy Frog is just a Frog to me. Even a glimpse into my twisted mind would make the most battle hardened soldiers go insane…

I can’t wait to drink the AIDS juice that gives you AIDS

So tuff

Fast money

Pictured: A hot dog I put in my roommates car door handle because I was intoxicated and it was funny

I know how to Kirkify now :)

Who up jerking off

Just had an idea

Thragg holy fuck

Invincible

Butthole sex

I love alcohol so much

I wish Yaoi was legal

YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST

Plankton SpongeBob

Someone should do something

Pornography

I’m not a big fan of Israel

Source tells me Charlie is stable. Please god

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Just invented a new game: Count how many times you can say the word “union” at work before getting fired

If you think about it

If Anthony Starr doesn’t win an Emmy for his performance as Homelander by the end of The Boys then we riot

I killed the Guardians of the Globe

If you semi-frequently use gifs like this I will assume you are a pedophile

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

I have messed with the leaf people. My death will be swift yet unimaginably painful.

@grok is this true

Y’all boutta get some generational schizo posting here

Why did the official Chiitan account like this

Balls gifs