I rarely post anymore, but this is the funniest article I've read in a long time and I had to share it with someone, so I'm coming out on Bluesky hiatus.

Looking forward to the new Street Fighter movie, but I'm not too sure about this cast.

Here’s to 2026

2025 has been the year of a lot of great music, and I think I've been pretty decent with paying attention to new releases this year. So, better late than never - here are my top 10 albums of the year in alphabetical order.

There's no Christmas spirit in this household.

I wonder what could have given them that idea...

I feel like I've been such a hermit the last month or so. For some reason, social media has felt like such a chore. Slowly getting back into it though!

Watching the F1 with my dad I asked who he wanted to win "anybody but verstappen"

Happy birthday to my favorite console. Still going for the complete PAL set, and eventually I'll have it.

Cool to see that the Pokemon Company is finally making an effort to keep the scalpers away.

It's actually hilarious how many sites are affected by Cloudfare issues. It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited about the Steam Machine news. While I'm always going to prefer physical games, Steam is the place for PC gaming for me as well. And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.

So everyone has accepted that this is going to be called the GabeCube, right? (pls don't sue me)

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.4 seconds.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!

For a moment, I thought this was a @theonion.com article.

Yikes. I've been a fan of so many of the games Rockstar has made, but the company seems like such a soulless husk at this point.

In the span of 14 years between 1999-2013, Rockstar released GTA 2, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, GTA 4 and GTA 5. In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again). This better be worth it.

New awareness campaign

I've never felt as old as when my 8 year old niece tried to explain the "67" meme to me.

Here's Jonathan. He was born in 1832 and he's 193 years old. He's also Mitch McConnell's younger brother.

This really should go without saying.

"Jerry, you don't understand! This isn't just a game; it's a whole world! I'm in the orange suit, I'm Samus Aran, I'm saving Tallon IV! I'm scanning everything! I'm fighting space pirates! I was in the Phazon Mines for three hours last night, and I didn't even get a nosebleed from stress!"

Fall is officially here, so it's time to dress like Big Show if he listened to Limp Bizkit again.

Friday at last…

That's just Mr. Blobby on wheels, isn't it?

The answer is easy.

Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something

Not gonna lie, I'm not the biggest tabletop guy, but everything about WRASTLEVANIA seems straight up my alley. www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

Nice Catch! #AEW #WrestleSky

“I have received word. Gather the council.”

this is just how people looked in the 80s

Today I was finally able to find the loose disc I was missing to complete my copy of the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection. Which makes it game #640 in my quest to collect every Xbox 360 game released in the PAL region.

Rest well, Tompa. Slaughter of the Soul was one of the albums that influenced my taste in music, and for that I'll always be grateful.

Finally.

I might be late on this, but I just discovered the Marvel Unlimited app and holy shit... My toilet break time at work is definitely going to increase.

To be honest, I didn't hate it either. But then, I don't know anything about the source material, just stumbled upon this show by accident and watched the whole season in a single weekend where I was kinda paying attention.

Holy crap, this is a fascinating (and sad) thread to find. I had no idea.

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Just finished watching the new Superman movie.

I've heard of 5 people on this list. Which is still more than I expected, to be fair.

So happy that I made the switch over to Tidal. Who asked for this feature, and who is it for? It's just going to be filled with bots begging you to check out their AI-produced music.

I slept for 11 hours last night. What the actual fuck.

Finally catching up on Forbidden Door.