What font does an anarchist use to graffiti "ACAB"? A sans-sheriff font. Thank you, I will be here all week.

I got briefly stuck in the elevator at work 🥺

Hey listen this whips ass

Guess what’s baaaack #comic

The problem with having a little list of daily games I play with a friend is that, once all the games are done, I'm just kinda sitting here like "welp. Guess I'll just sit here til tomorrow when my games open back up"

Maybe 2026 will be the Year of Figgy

With very little exaggeration, this is me and @figgy.ink

Fucking SpongeBob: “wrong hole…wrong hole…wrong hole…”

Actually this isn't true I just matched with a trans man who looks like a young Tobey Maguire so we'll see how that goes. mf better not be radioactive

Why are all the matches I get on dating apps literal actual full-greasepaint-and-giant-shoes clowns. Stop honking at me, even if it is really funny

old doctor phibes commission #horror #theabominabledoctorphibes

Posting the whole piece before I crash. My goblin Tux used to be a druid, before they had to ruin their whole life to save some Tiefling who yelled at them for saving her

Now watching, eating, raining

Oh okay actually I need to change shot day to Thursday so I can post this every time

I was going to post the whole of my D&D character, but I drew their familiar too and I'm entirely enraptured and showing her off instead. You'll have to work for it to get Tux too. (She's a possum named Petunia)

*being attacked by a shark* Hey Man! What’s your problem?!

It’s finally over

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

You have to defend the kinks you find gross. You don't have to enjoy them, but you have to acknowledge and fight for their right to exist. The people trying to strip that away aren't going to stop there. They're coming for it all. There's no excuse not to let consenting adults do what they please.

Some people say they're only here on bluesky to enjoy erotic content, and politics should be kept out. The problem is: politicians don't keep out of our sex lives either. And while I'm not here to push an agenda, I passionately believe in sexual freedom and every single point listed on this image.

Ouuuuuuuuh I survived long enough to make it to work, but at what cost. Feeling...... Yucky

Gene Rayburn: okay the prompt was “Johnny likes to put his blank in blank” how did you respond Charles Charles Nelson Reilly: I said “member” and “my hole” Gene Rayburn: careful now

Ill :(

Realizing that my loss of interest in Pokemon as a kid was probably the moment I found out that I actually couldn't catch them all by simply playing the game (some being only available through trading, events, etc). I was poor, I couldn't afford connectors and trips and shit for *Pokemon.*

Listen okay listen I'm just human. I'm gonna get teary during The Life Aquatic when he sees the Jaguar Shark and says "do you think it remembers me?" You're just going to have to live with that

I feel very soon that I'm going to evolve from Lego and Gundam to straight up models. Little buildings and such

What is a dragon? On the taxonomy of fictional beings

ko-fi.com/pendramaenia So things are tough right now. I just moved to a new city, and as luck would have it, some real bad shit is going down in this metro area that makes it difficult for me to safely look for a day job, as a trans Latina. Here's my tip jar. Thank you for your continued kindness.

I don't know why I've picked up this little verbal tic but I've been replacing the word "scent/s" with "sniff/s" lately and it tickles me

You know this winter was a bad one if *I'm* the one romanticizing summer

It’s my god-given right to go to a fried chicken country buffet and knock a few years off my life

Listen for all my lofty ideas about what gender and being nonbinary means to me, in practice it's really just "I wanna look like Swan in Phantom of the Paradise in lipstick"

Honestly I have such a deep love and respect for this game and the series it spawned that it’s hard to be flippant. One of the first games I ever played, one of the first worlds I fell in love with. Happy 40th to The Legend of Zelda #zelda #art

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

(potp) surpriiiiise

Tender Is the Shitposter

Come hang out while I blow up da chat

GOING LIVE with one of my most anticipated games of the year: DEMON TIDES! twitch.tv/takesiege

Heartily seconded!! And it doesn’t have to be a big, serious read. I read a lot of horror, and I love reading translations, the slight perspective shift sometimes makes the ideas even more interesting and/or unsettling!

*showing someone phantom of the paradise for the first time* “hey you notice how the record label looks weird? Well,”

Listening to the in-laws talk about new partners in my brother-in-law's life makes me so paranoid about what they said about me in the past 😭

Idly thinking about the fun of getting so gender-fucked that I could be both a wife and a boyfriend. Not an unheard-of possibility

(i love the phrasing “died to [someone]” - it’s a gift from video games but i think the chivalric romances would have loved it)

I was about to say “lesbian Captain Kirk the trouble with tribbing” but I got distracted by lesbian Captain Kirk like Homer Simpson imagining ribs

Okay so like why is the fucking cucumber post blowing up. Someone explain this to me

Yeah so when my wife said she was a vampire and I was a werewolf, well,