Hello perverts, we're back with another episode of the Charcutereads Board Podcast! Also: incoming new PFP!! Check out the episode here, or on your podcast app of choice (YouTube coming soon, it's a little more setup than I expected). creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Brad Dourif’s power really is his big weepy eyes

Love this to pieces and I’d also like to say if you’ve never seen Creep and Creep 2 they’re excellent

The thing with Rob Zombie is that nobody else has lyrics that get to the deepest recesses of my soul like this

The attempts to blame pedestrians is shameful. I know why they write these things, but as someone who's been a pedestrian, cyclist, AND driver? It's almost ALWAYS the driver's fault, and that includes some close calls being my fault. And I'm maybe the most careful driver I know!

Opinions are like assholes, I am very interested in yours and will ask about it frequently.

Sick but also there is no way I have what classifies as a "large following", come on. Did find out I'm in a starter pack though that was cool

Herman Melville was right these guys are just the coolest (I'm being goofy with it but really though? Oh my god oh my god oh my gooooood whales are the coolest aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA)

Getting to listen to one part of the @unusualtrans.bsky.social crew is fun because those four crosstalk so much, she sounds like someone scratched her disc

I have to admit, I’m a bit of a star fucker. I’ve drank the blood from every neck in Hollywood. What you learn is, all those motherfuckers are on something. You never know how you’re about to spend your night. I bit George Clinton, I don’t remember 1973. And I remember 1873!

My boss and I are both clock-watching and bitching about how we're ready to leave lmao

Said on my alt but I fear my birth control is giving me a mental illness, lol. Last night was real bad, and given things today, I fear it's the pills that prevent me from having a massive freakout over whether I'm pregnant (almost physically impossible). Maybe I'll be Normal after a hysterectomy

LRP this is my favorite newsletter of all time. I don't always get to it right away but I devour every one of them. Magen is doing some phenomenal work, folks

My newsletter, Nature's Corrupted, is where all my new writing currently lives. It's free and covers topics like: 💜 Gender in Junji Ito's Tomie 💜 Cult classic PS1 games 💜 Why Jotaro Kujo is beautiful and tragic 💜 Disability & chronic illness in Silent Hill 2 💜 Indie comics & internet media

zines are little museums you can carry around

Have I ever posted my Phantom of the Paradise stuff here? I did that first one the second I got home from seeing the movie for the first time

Get to know your moots!! In no order, post 10 things you like 🧡 👻 haunted houses 🦇bats 🎲TTRPGs 🎮video games (esp RPGs and metroidvanias) 💀horror fiction in general 📓writing 🎙️podcasting, reading out loud 🪏gardening 🔪cooking 👥hanging out with some honeys

Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.

my fav fanarts of the year so far ✨

a couple days late but this is how I’d like to spend my autumnal equinox

Uh oh today is a day of being punished for staying up too late having a total meltdown, huh. I can barely keep my head up. 😭 Maybe I should have done what I thought about doing and called in sick, but here I am.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

DUDE! Check it out! Me and the most excellent @missthorn.bsky.social and @didi.rocks are totally gonna catch some choice waves tonight on stream! If you wanna watch some righteous demo-age with some radical babes, tune into twitch.tv/thornwerks tonight at 7:30 eastern! Cowabunga dudes!

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

You can check your local Craigslist etc. in case any of your local rapture believers are getting rid of their stuff.

Autism doesn’t need to be cured. If anything, non-autism needs to be cured

i like. the fucking anti-autism shit is like. like i dont even know what they think autism is like. like they're living in another universe and their conception of "autism" is like. like it is just like "my child is evil disorder" like it doesnt have anything to do with anything at all

Your “salmon style” kung fu is no match for my bear style

Talking about caffeine reminds me, it's a little different but finding out on accident that something is wrong is always kinda funny. Sometimes you just have to have some conversations that basically end with things like "What do you MEAN your heart doesn't race after you've had a big meal???"

Oh it's because it absorbs at a different rate, understood, carry on

Downright puzzled by the fact that coffee makes me feel so shaky and weird, but I can pound back an energy drink no problem. Am I drinking the coffee too fast? Is it something besides the caffeine??

Please help. I'm begging.

Popping this up again because I'm feeling more and more proud of it. Unfortunately I do have to finish it

Frankenstein did lowkey create woman though

A good horror movie thing is when a guy has to shove his hand into a hole. You never know what that hole has in store for him!

I should go without saying but: It doesn't matter what people jack off to in their imaginations or drawings or books. That shit ain't real. What matters is how they treat people who are real.

Sometimes I get sad the vampire stuff isn’t real. If only I could be part of a community of beautiful women with esoteric self-chosen names who dress exceptionally well all the time and have to hide from those who would destroy them. And also sleep all day. And like to bite each other

Hey listeners! Our tech goblin and manager Fig has their own show, and Fern is on it! Give it a listen!

I really got away with “Rhiannon of the Crimson Tide” for a while. Then it turned out our Frankenstein friend’s brain remembered football stuff and my whole shit got blown

shrew doodle (shrewdle)

Release a possum in your yard Let ‘em go, it’s not that hard

I am fond of this picture

i love trans women and public libraries

girls are so coolllll.......

Riddler after you pick up one of the maps in Arkham Asylum “So, you low key gay forreal.”

i'm on a podcast!! guesting on another podcast that is, on this one i talk about much less stupid shit than usual. check it out!

It's a good episode, folks, and if you don't listen to it, I'll cry and weep and stomp my lil feet. Also I'm stiff as hell because I was entirely shrimp posed for like 1.5 hours so that's on me admittedly.

Her snagglepuss got me exiting stage left even

It would be pretty stellar if anyone was interested! I’d be willing to work for less, just give me a shot! #commissionsopen

Sometimes I think I must be very easy to live with. Other times I catch my wife yawning and real quick stick my fingers in her mouth and out before she can bite or lick me