Where do you want your statue, Anatoliy Trubin?

Ha ha ha ha ha…. Go on Benfica.

Anyone want to pay for me To fly to NYC for the Twilo reunion?

Don’t know where to start with this. Every single one of them has been dog shit. However Foden and Haaland have been a special type of shit and have been for weeks.

‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’.

VAR will probably rule it out for dangerous play!

This extra time could be something special

Seems my timeline are all watching the AFCON final

What have I just seen?

Taking comfort from the fact that Spurs are at the point of twatting one another.

Somebody is going to have to explain to me. Speak really slowly.

Semenyo has equalled Savio’s goal tally of the season.

*hangs head*

Maybe in another generation When other lads have come to take our place.

I missed the Huddersfield 10-1 due to attending interleague trials that I didn’t get picked for. It’s pissed me off ever since. Soon as we got to 6 today i was tuned in. Fair play to the boys for not taking the foot off.

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Happy new Sault album day. open.spotify.com/album/5vhfMW...

Arsenal fans yet again proving their ‘class’ by booing a lad being stretched off.

If he fancies it, City should do the Marc Guehi deal. Stones and Ake are gone at the end of the year and he’s English. I could also see Madrid coming in for Josko. It might mean keeping Nunez at right back (and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this), he deserves it.

DNA claxon on the BBC NW news.

Give it Giggseh

God bless the Trafford jokers to make the first day back a work a good one.

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I’ve got absolutely no skin in the Celtic v Rangers game but I’d quite like Rangers to score another 2/3 just for the lols.

Hans Segersesqe from Schmeichel that.

I reckon Starmer is probably looking at Venezuela and thinking he can have a go at Scotland for their oil.

If you can’t trust the FIFA Peace Prize winner to not start new wars, then WHO can you trust?

So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?

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Best decision I made in the whole of 2025 was to book off the first working day of 2026.

Enjoyed that game. Ref let a load go for both teams. If Savinho wasn’t such a ganny in front of goal we would have won.

Delighted to report on festive fisticuffs at the Radcliffe v Fylde game tonight… game was decent as well. Boro recovered from 3 down against a very good Fylde team.

Anybody fluent in German?

Dyche is an absolute embarrassment.

Already buzzing to take the boys to this.

Give it a fucking rest mate, I’m on nights.

Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.

Harold Sheepmen

When in the West End.

Haaland’s not had many touches tonight 😬

Are they back?

Just watching the John Candy documentary… what a guy.

Make no mistake, if it had been one of the ‘red’ teams beating Madrid last night, the TNT coverage would have been about a great night for English football. Instead, City were viewed as an after thought.

Nico G had his best game in a blue (dark green) shirt tonight.

10 years to the day that Jamie ‘’Paradise’ Jackson wrote ‘that’ match report stating how shit City were…. After we beat Roma 2-0 away.

A recent post of mine commenting on the (lack of) quality in the Wolves v Utd game last night appears to have been picked up by our political friends across the Atlantic and I have absolutely no idea why!

Hilarious that United are now the Monday night regular. Not got anything else on midweek lads?