*after having seen a single frame of Vincent Valentine gameplay* Nomura is GOD

Had 2 people who I told I'm dating a guy say something like "wait, you're gay now?" and I'm just like Why have you not considered the more obvious option

DMC3 is the best one because none of the others has a track that comes even close to the Cerberus theme

Some people try way too hard into holing themselves on a elitist rabbit hole that they shut themselves of cool shit It's so fire to consecutively study abstract Mathematics, read a weeb ass japanese vn, play a disfunctional western rpg and then pick an insanely long classic lit book

I’ve gone back to getting 8 hours of sleep like my normal self And yeah. No amount of productivity is worth not getting this.

Happy Pride Month to the great queers reading this. You are fantastic people <3

Fascinating how Mina the Hollower brings out the worst discourse both from hardcore and casual gamers for both insanely stupid reasons. Y'all don't fucking like video games

I've been struggling to word this without being mean, but if you don't like the idea of assist options turning off achievements then I don't think you like achievements (?) You've just been pavlovian doggie'd into wanting constant validation for social reasons.

This app is ran by people like this

It's very funny and not at all sad that gamers are complaining that Mina the Hollower is too hard after complaining about the totally optional difficulty adjustment modifiers. Especially when most journalists I know didn't have much trouble with the game without those modifiers. Yay.

"2 am and cant sleep because I'm thinking bout my crush" really hits different in my mid 30s. Never expected these feelings to crop up again like that yet here I am, still having a complete hormonal crash as if Im fucking 16. This rocks.

Starting to really understand at 34 why a lot of queers will preferably date other queers even if their dating pool technically includes cishets. It makes some things really easy and you skip a lot of explaining and disappointment

Discussions about women in media feel like this these days

the long weekend has been too good to me and now I'm fearing a crash

It might not be tiny

It's not too late. Yall can play Magenta Horizon on the hardest difficulty when there's a time left.

I might have a tiny crush

The streamer’s attempt to entertain his audience ended up having the opposite effect. paletteswap.site/dif...

That's kind of surprising but nothing to complain about

yeah of course I'm turning into a God of War guy in my 30s

It needs to be studied how consistently liberal journalists employ the kind of rhetoric and thinking that strenghtens right-wing talking points because they can't bear the thought of having actual principles

examine yourself about this semi regularly

Another recompiled port of a Nintendo 64 game is Bomberman 64. Plays like a dream at high framerates, resolutions, and many QOL changes. Something tells me the community is going to recompile every damn N64 game to PC in the next 5 or so years. Found here: github.com/RevoSucks/BM...

my sister is having a graduation ceremony today and i will now have to act like I'm emotional for normal reasons and not because I read "Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers” and laughed so hard i cried

I feel like I was too hard on all webcomic artists whose comics are mostly just their characters preaching to the reader. I still think it's hacky but it's 1000x more respectable than generating an AIslop comic where a little dude with the wrong expression and no discernible art style is doing this.

it's me, john Gamer. I love remembering a high platform I couldn't reach earlier in the game, going back there after the double jump, and immediately running into a door I can't open until I get the mega missiles or whatever. devs have made 10,000 of these games and it makes me so happy

this video fucking kills me

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

do any of the reviews mention microsoft’s involvement with the israeli military?

the trans information environment is 100% tuned around scaring the shit out of anybody who sees any news because that's efficient for clicks and allegedly may be aimed at cis people who would otherwise lack empathy. it is so dehumanizing to have stuff like this just not care about the actual targets

How many times do I have to be subjected to people writing stories where they live vicariously through American teenagers.

I've never played an Uncharted but I've liked Sonic for too long to see "actually these popular, critically acclaimed, and successful games were never good" and not raise an eyebrow lol

The dresscode is "smart casual" and the definition of that is basically nonexistent, who comes up with these fucking terms. Does it just mean "don't look like a shlub"?

Shogun Ceanataur!!!

yeah do it like this guy

going to a 30+ party tonight and I'm sorta kinda cautiously optimistic it won't be bad

the problem with final fantasy discourse is that most gamers care about the quality of the game as you are playing it when final fantasy games are about how good you think they are when watching an amv of their ending

I had to do it for my mental hygiene. OTOH Shoutout to my oomfs once again for being reasonable and not contributing to this at all.

ko-fi.com/maddisonb829... Okay, I opened the Ko-Fi page with the proper commission board. Rules and directions will be clearer than before, so I hope it can clean up some confusion. Also, considering my target audiences, I decided to price them a bit cheaper in general. Let's see how it goes.

The thing I've learned from years and years of arguing about achievements is 90% of people actually just want what is effectively a progress tracker, and 10% of people don't realize they should be speedrunners.

playing GoW1 right after Sonic Unleashed feels like going to a 5-star Italian restaurant after having a microwave lasagna

like when has leftist tweeting ever had a meaningful impact irl anyway?? who the fuck are we kidding here? I don't care about that, I care about whether using the website makes me deeply miserable or not and being on the site full of right wingers and The Algo That Pisses You Off is miserable!

Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

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