Trump has staged another fake event at the White House correspondence dinner. I'm so sick of this shit.

The one thing that's great about social media is that there's always somebody who feels exactly like you do. So you don't have to be embarrassed just because you had a weird thought. I really dislike Hakeem Jeffries and I'm not exactly sure why... yet.

I paid illegal tariffs every time I bought something at Walmart or a Whataburger. Where is my refund check?

Wow... I don't believe anyone or anything anymore. I don't believe my neighbors, I don't believe commercials and I don't believe the news. This getting old sucks.

Keeping my promise to clean up my language while on this site, I'll just say that the Iran war is a giant clusterfork.

If the people of Hungary can do it to Orban, Trump is history. But damn if I'm going to think positive. I'm still waiting for Mueller and Garland.

I don't know who needs to hear this but get that bottle of Tabasco out of that fridge. Yes you could put it there. But don't. Keep a bottle beside your couch, your end tables, your desk and your bed.

Trump just said that it was supposed to be him depicted as a Dr.

Love it!

If there's anyone out there still naïve enough to believe that Republicans won't try to bring a Democrat down to Trump's level, go ahead and raise your hand. Let's put the man actually convicted of raping E. Jean Carroll in prison before we start throwing Swalwell out the door before proof.

@devincow.bsky.social it's very comforting to see you still here. Thanks.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning, have a good stretch and get ready to start my day while pretending that President Joe Biden and vice president Harris have everything under control. That I only have to worry about Devin Nunes, Matt Gaetz, Madison Cawthorn and Mitch McConnell.

The capsule is going to reach almost 25,000 MPH when it enters the atmosphere. You still have time to tune in to see it on C-SPAN. This is incredible! Everything is a GO and in good shape

"A whole civilization will die tonight." - Donald J. Trump; President of the United States. Out of everything he has ever said, this is the quote I will make sure my grandson remembers. I am in the process of having his post framed to hang in my office. I want to remember just how scared I was.

There are many people like me who want to see nearly every Republican removed from Congress. But I wonder if there are other others who feel the same way about most Democrats. I'm ready for a completely new Congress. This one doesn't seem to be working very well.

Just a reminder to Congress: Any time you send soldiers to another country to start bombing shit and shooting at shit and killing the people of that country, THAT IS A WAR. If your President is DOING WAR without Congressional Approval, THAT IS A CRIME AND HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

Pretty obvious.

I've been missing for about two months. Illness almost did me in but I beat it. I'm thrilled to see everyone moving over here and how the mood seems to be so much more mellow. I promise to behave like a mature adult in this new land. Being dead for just a few minutes changes your disposition. ✌🏼❤️

Q: As of today, who controls the Strait of Hormuz? LEAVITT: We expect that the strait will be opened immediately Q: Who controls the strait right now? LEAVITT: *refuses to answer*

Amidst all the noise, one thing shouldn’t go unmentioned: Someone in the Justice Department published those largely unredacted Epstein files today intentionally. Not all heroes wear capes.

This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners. Decide. Who are you?

Don Lemon has never been my favorite journalist. In fact, there have been times that he has pissed me off. But the fact remains that he is a journalist. It is his job to ask questions and this is simply another distraction from the Trump administration. Pam Bondi has shot her wad with this one.

I really do hope the second version of the Nuremberg trials is called the Minneapolis trials. They so deserve that place in history.

Someone tell Lady Dog Killer that "I was just following orders" didn't work at the first Nuremberg trials either.

Famous last words before jumping ship.

Kristi didn’t just pass the buck - she strapped it to a rocket and launched it straight at Stephen Miller and Trump.

Jeffrey Goldberg’s phone that day.

I will have been married 50 years next month. Allow me to give one quick word of advice to newlyweds. The marriage doesn't officially start until one of you says, "You'd rather hang around YOUR friends instead of me!"

President Trump announced Wednesday he is issuing a “full and unconditional” pardon to Texas Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar and his wife, Imelda, using a lengthy social media post to accuse the Biden administration of targeting political opponents, even within its own party. https://cnn.it/4pgcsev

25th Amendment now.

*stares in Adelita Grijalva*

I have questions. I sure do wish people in the media had them too.

Me too

I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.

Just saying the quiet part out loud

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov #GrifterInChief

I’ve fucking had enough of Donald Trump …nine years of this piece of shit He cost me friendships. He’s cost me sleep, happiness and fear of my child’s future. #dumptrump

This is just weird.

One of the greatest album covers ever. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

I am tired of these damn football players not listening to me the whole freaking season. This is their last chance.

It's been a while since I've been excited about a new word, but DOGEbags gives me a stiffy.

Do it! Turn off the lights! I'm ready to go through whatever I have to, to get this motherfucker out of office.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

My wife likes to watch the red carpet before the Grammys. I know very few people anymore. Can I assume that Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd will not be performing?

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump Administration's freeze on federal grants and loans that was set to go into effect at 5 pm. Judge Loren AliKhan paused the plan for a week and set a hearing for further arguments next Monday morning. Good!!

Trump should NOT have put in his bio any mention of the "Golden" anything. 🌧️

EU medicines agency quits X & moves to Bluesky "EMA will no longer post updates and content on X. We believe the X platform no longer suits our communication needs” the agency said in a statement www.reuters.com/world/europe...

YOU DID IT LAWRENCE!!!! WOOOOOOooooooootttt!!!!

⭐Lawrence O’Donnell will sit down with President Joe Biden in The Oval Office ⭐