Kid Rock is the human version of an above-ground pool.

Tell me your pet's name in a GIF.

Only an actual moron would think that being regifted the Nobel Peace Prize is an accomplishment.

Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.

I’m seeing this advertisement on multiple sites. The item seems to miraculously make heat energy disappear 😳 @greybeard.bsky.social have you heard of this amazing change to the laws of thermodynamics?

This is completely insane animal abuse 👺 Factory farming is animal abuse. Animal exploitation is animal abuse #LiveVegan Stop. Your. Abuse. 🙏

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Blue ringed octopus Moose Wombat Brown bear Platypus

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Santana Elvis Costello Lou Reed Emmylou Harris The Stranglers

‼️ Lithuanian Foreign Minister Kęstutis Budrys has stated that if Russia is enabled even minimally to redraw Ukraine's borders during peace talks, Moscow will sooner or later attempt to do the same with Lithuanian territory. 📸: GettyImages

A movie (where a scene) takes place (near) where I'm from

When you literally underperform Fartcoin. 💩

The animals can’t wait for you to change. 💔 Photos from: @weanimals / @tom_woollard /  @andrewskowron /  @human.cruelties #vegan #veganism #animalrights

of course they did 😒https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/adult-female-human-state-government-changes-definition-of-woman-20251024-p5n56m.html

makes me think of some Oz pollies 😏 #auspol

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of

G&T o’clock at Cookie and Joanie’s house 🍹

on the money I'd predict

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

If you buy into the socially constructed hierarchy, at best, you’ll only regard me with hand wringing pity, at worst with callous contempt. If you reject the specious hierarchy, you’ll have empathy & exercise compassion in your choices We are #OneBillionScreams We are @polanimalclass.bsky.social

Pay attention to the language that will be used by much of the media. The Global Sumud Flotilla never entered Israeli waters. They are in international waters attempting to reach Palestinian waters. Israel is once again breaking international law

This is called PIRACY.

Breaking

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. Older cousins took me and I was so scared I hid under the seat 😁

@stevenjmiles.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social

German troops have begun exercises aimed at rapidly deploying forces from Germany to Lithuania, in preparation for Russian invasion

I was thinking the Thoughts and Prayers Act, but this is better.

@albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social According to FW Marles, Australia Marine Drones are so good, world class, long range. No doubt they will hunt down submarines. So why are buying $300B of obsolete nuke Sub junks then. Ditch AUKUS QUAD and cancel Nuke Subs

OK just need to scan those papers 🐜 #straya

ME: are pets allowed? UBER DRIVER: of course! ME: *strokes his hair*

I was a tablet kid but in the 90s 💊

awesome thanks Em - didn't know this existed 😀

The inventor was Les Paul. The guitar is Les Paul's Monster.

My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself. It happened 10 minutes ago.

Parkour.

Roses are red He’s not dead Go back to bed

If you see this, post a character with white hair

Cool

They should give free bereavement PTO for pets. My grandmother was an asshole, let me mourn my dog.

I should be allowed to choose someone I hate to inherit my debt when I die

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On this 4th of July, we celebrate like 3 Americans, President Trump, Christ Jesus, and Gondy planting a flag on the future spot of our beautiful White House, just like the Founding Fathers.

rip mister ed you were the glue that held us all together. you still are, but just in a different way now