Remember when the old folks home were playing “ The Chattanooga Choo Choo” 🤣😂

The fact that human beings can do these things to each other is further proof we deserve to go extinct.

I want this.

This gave me chills. Watch.

Honestly, this is amazing on many levels. The biggest being that you get to see them freak the fuck out.

I don’t know if I’ve said this lately, but, fuuuuuckkk.

New James Bond: terrible suggestions only.

“It’s possible” 😑 you fucking think??!!

I can’t stop laughing at how angry they are. 🤣

Thankfully there was no social media to record all of my horrible attempts to copy the dances in her videos when I was a teenager.

Why?

Of course they have.

Aaaand Trump is making them millionaires. What a fucking world we live in.

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I only want to be friends with those kinds of people.

It’s coming, just wait.

This is the best.

Hideous

It has a nice ring to it.

Beyond fucked up.

Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are all planning huge layoffs. Amazon got $17.5B in federal tax breaks last year. Jeff Bezos is worth $270B. Meta saved $13.7B in taxes. Mark Zuckerberg is worth $210B. Microsoft saved $12.5B last year. Its CEO is worth $1.3B. This is what a rigged economy looks like.

We all thought the cockroaches would scurry when we turned on the lights. But they’ve just added a disco ball and are having a party.

It was $6.78 a gallon when I put gas in my car two days ago. I couldn’t fill it up, I had to pay $50 and leave with 7 gallons. 7 gallons. I can’t possibly drive this weekend or I won’t make it to payday. This is untenable.

🖤🖤

The dismantling of USAID is a humanitarian crisis. Only the cartoonists are covering it.

Gary Plauché should’ve taught a class.

Gold.

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

Jesus Christ. Kevin O’Leary is a class A idiot.

It’s absolutely disgusting that we have to pay these pigs their salary.

I dare you to google how many states will let minor girls marry adult men. Why it doesn’t get talked about more is what I wonder.

He went into overdrive at the end there. Beat LA!

I have to stop reading all these posts about Drake before I choke to death laughing. I wonder if he knows how bad everyone makes fun of him.

Only a select group of people will understand this reference and they are the type of people I love.

This entire administration is living their best lives on the tax payers dime. It makes me sick to my stomach.

Are you fucking kidding me??!! Toss this entire government out and start fresh for fuck’s sake.

Nothing to see here.

Fuck yeah, speak the truth. I bet all of the assholes he was talking to just sat and smirked.

This racist old bag wants to talk about propaganda, indoctrination, and bad education while citing opinion pieces as facts.

I’ve had enough.

It’s theft. Lock them up.

Fool maga once, shame on them, fool them over and over and over again and prove just how stupid they are. And shame on them.

That’s so awesome. From what I’ve been picking up, that was the major complaint most people had with him.

“Corey is leaning on her cultural American roots by using EXTRA butter and less milk in her boxed Kraft macaroni dinner.”

Fuck Coachella, and also the rename will be best for the animal shelter because the animals deserve better than to be associated, even loosely, with the likeness of such a horrible company.

Every woman who has ever been to a doctor is nodding their head as they read this.