About to travel to Nottingham for work. Have published the Tesco online shopping password on the family WhatsApp and told people to add things. Will review tonight from hotel. Let’s see what chaos ensues.

Not fussed whether I taste red tears or blue tears today. Tears are tear.

17 yrs on Twitter (X) , grew a 42k following over that time then finally gave in and went Premium. 5/10 accounts followed me back within minutes but couldn’t follow them back, couldn’t add accounts either, then 24 hrs later I’m banned as an inauthentic account. Yeah done with it now.

It’s like the football gods are apologising for Atwell

When you respect the ball but the ball doesn’t respect you back.

Everton you cheeky little bastards. I like it.

Betwo

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Says a lot about the Premier League (or perhaps just The Athletic‘s readership) that more people seem bothered by Arsenal scoring a few corners than by an autocratic nation state‘s puppet franchise facing 115 charges of financial irregularities. (Also, 41% of "United fans"? 😂)

Referees need to start getting pressed in post match interviews just like managers and coaches do... no doubt we'll see performances with more integrity.

Less than 1% of the UK population own 50% of the land. It is massively important to the super-rich that they deflect your attention from facts like this and make you think that it’s immigrants not them who are responsible for the inequality in our country and the hard lives so many are experiencing

In other news, I’m putting my wash on the line for the first time in 2026 🌞 Beyond excited and I’m not even joking.

Doing some outreach on cancer treatment at a school today. Made a joke about not wanting to die asap because need to know whether United would get CL next season. Big laugh from the audience. In truth, I could die today knowing CL is in the bag.

What happened to no Glory Glory Man United?

“Not that much of a Super Sunday is it?” says your sister’s new boyfriend as he glances up at the telly in the pub before ordering his third Coors Light.

Bit Strictly Come Dancing that free kick @wozzatron.bsky.social

State of it ☔️ Thoughts and prayers to the fanzine sellers today 😂🙏🏼

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Eddie Howe loving that Ramadan break 😂

The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering rewriting its rules to try barring President Donald Trump and all U.S. government officials from attending the LA Olympics in 2028 in a move that could also have implications for the World Cup being hosted by the U.S. this summer.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

Title of the latest episode of Spurs podcast 😂 I’m not even mocking. Genuinely impressed that they chose the perfect title.

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Animals on money? Perish the thought that patriotic British people would ever countenance such a thing.

Are we the farmers league?

FIFA's first ever Peace Prize winner has become the first person to bomb a country out of participating in the FIFA World Cup.

Are you Tottenham in disguise?

We have five home games left across March, April and May. Not important in the big scheme of things but hard for fanzines. We have the latest mag and two new RedNews’ across five rather than 9/12 games so supporting the fanzines ‘til end of season is massive help. Cheers Reds. ❤️

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There’s only one candidate for the new £5 note. An immigrant who fled difficult circumstances in his own country to make a new life in the UK. A new life eating marmalade sandwiches and accompanying national heroes over to the afterlife.

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Aristocracy is fucking nonsense.

Good on Franz Ferdinand for speaking out.

Watching Spurs find new lows is fun but I feel proper tight on Kinsky.

An utterly, utterly mad first half...

Is it at least the beginning of the end? Or the completion of the beginning?

The fact that either West Ham or Leeds will be in a Wembley semi final while fighting a relegation battle tickles me.

❝I don't belong to a team, I belong to an idea. Racism is the refuge of cowards.❞ — Eric Cantona

Michael Rosen makes the guest list at my ideal dinner party. Would sit him between Eric Cantona and Atticus Finch.

And those 100 citizens ask 100 of their mates, who ask 100 of their mates until the UK runs out of mates and the whole pyramid collapses.

It's impossible to explain how something so daft was so enjoyable.

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