Welcome to my Instagram where I only post videos of myself reading headlines about Trump without adding any value, perspective, or credit. I have 100k followers and you've never heard of me. My handle is democracy.is.dissent.

Swear to god its impossible to get a decent pic of this Giger-ass centipede.

WYD when your neighbors sweetheart pit can squeeze out by the gate and run out into traffic, but they won't answer the door despite 2 cameras + doorbell cam with speaker + they've definitely seen your gay little moustache in the neighborhood before so they know you're not a salesman?

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

One of the slides they do for new hires is "favorite fictional character" and its always either Batman or some guy you've never heard of from a fantasy/sci fi book series that has 11 published trilogies in the saga

Love the boomer minded who take offense to literally anything.

Baffling racist comment of the day, courtesy of the old lady ahead of me in the checkout line: "Ever since they banned the polar bears for being white, I banned coca cola from my house."

Also if you give me an asset to examine and I can turn it and zoom, I'm going to assume your artists know enough Indian dishes to not list "Tandoori Chicken" 6 times with different prices.

I think the tone around 007 FIrst Light will be a lot different 5 years from now. Though there is some FANTASTIC creative direction (already gushed over by remap), the actual gameplay is repetitive AAA slop made much less interesting when contrasted against the opportunities IOI presented in Hitman.

IMDb just somehow auto registered me for an account when I visited a movie page through google? How is that even possible? Google SSO I guess? Are we truly at opt out accounts?

Don't think I've ever seen this card before (on a rented streaming copy, nonetheless!) (the economy is not a victim)

creative tools in video game 👍

Tokyo Xtreme Racer really is a lot of fun for making ur little cars pretty

Back in my day we only had one melody. And we used it for every alma mater and fight song

Now that I'm calling this room the California Raisin room my partner hates the color

(mostly) before and after! Did you know you can just paint rooms?

[shambles slowly out of the marshes to like four of your posts in a row before disappearing into the humid night]

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Personally held conspiracy theory: insurance companies no longer sending cards and encouraging digital is a backdoor to cops getting access to your device.

Telling my kids this is Tony Soprano

There's a cottage industry built around offering advice to young men for money, and and all of it is bad, what young men really need is to buy a cheap bicycle and bike tools so you can fix it and ride it 10-20 miles every day while listening to Moby Dick as an audiobook

There really is no better time for this one

What do you have on hold at the library?

May Flowers (2023)

That's the annuals planted, knockout roses showing off. Excited for this summer's flowers!

Bro tell me how red snapper, plantains, and jollof rice can be so goated

Oн мαɴ тнαт ιѕ мeɢα ɴαѕтy Tнαт ιѕ doɢ ѕнιт

My battery is getting a lot of questions answered by the printing on its wrap

how can you not be romantic about this city

I swear every time I see a cool video about design on ig it winds up being craighill trying to sell me a $40 key ring or drop forged metal scissors in the worst color way you've ever seen

Also a phenomenal AP Thomson song in Titanium Court!

Perpetually on the edge of shaving my stache into the David Suchet's Hercule Poirot petit handlebar

Cereal is a Ramen and kaedama is the second pour into the leftover milk

I'm a grower and a shower (peonies)

Peony szn

The only version of Doom I have on steam is 1.14 GB. I'm spending that much data to play E1M1 once

Cyberpunk ass name for a breakfast cereal company

I should call him

This thin-skinned narcissist cannot handle any criticism at all.

Y'all should be playing titanium court. I'm so glad this game exists.

The dice crossword game from the IG ads is legitimately as good as NYT games

Tapping out of Fata Morgana for this reason and desperately trying to convince my partner to play Fata Morgana for this reason

The Shin Megami Tensei gacha intro song is too good for a gacha game

that is so true

An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

Despite desparately wanting to be Disco Elysium, Esoteric Ebb seems to have rough edges everywhere that Disco smoothed them out. Rather than a smooth funneling towards the ending regardless of playthrough style, Ebb's just makes me want to stop playing.

the technical challenges are interesting and all that but the bottom line here is that unfortunately: nobody actually gives a shit how hard it is? it is to a large degree a self-inflicted problem so you don't exactly get a lot of understanding about it!

More ads should be like this.

I'm not really into analingus. Or Aer Lingus. The first Irish flight was to America so I'm not really sure I trust their judgment as a people.