kanye on his way with a fishing rod, bucket of kfc & some cans

somewhere inside the federal bureaucracy a 115-pound 19-year-old computer nerd is in the middle of firing 75 park rangers before turning on his phone and realizing his guardian angel just got merced by the president

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his ego breaks in two

Watching america go down the shitter from my sofa

The smoothest brains on the planet

Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?” Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…

eat shit nerd

My god he's such a whining little bitch

This is art. 🤗

After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.

What a miserable and lonely life.. Also stop smashing banana peels int your face

I see the 'Defenders of women' are at it again.

Incredible description

Oh my fucking god.

This is class

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

This Homuculus Thumb

enacting fascism because you're afraid of an imaginary computer is the most Loser shit ever conceived. did you know you can go ride bikes or something

Just heard about the whole roko's basilisk nonsense. And its the most stupid thing since NFT's

I wrote this on young men, and why we need to stop lying about why they're easy prey for reptiles like Andrew Tate. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Brains as smooth as a fucking snookerball

Friday night sorted

roomba accidentally saw outside

Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you 📺

Make war crimes great again

Waiting for elon to announce that Malibu Stacey has a new jat

Why take a perfectly safe vaccine to prevent getting sick when you can just get sick from a preventable disease and probably be fine but maybe die.

Steak n shake leaning into naziesque branding.. can't see that being a problem

Incredible facebook energy here

I have a name...

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Torching villagers with my mighty dragons breath

Knackered.

Anyway. Congratulations to Russia on winning the Cold War. The long game worked.

Imagine if bryan adams or marti pellow got done for being bad dangers. That would be like a full 6 months of #totp never to be aired again

Enjoyed these horrors recently Give em a go! Possesser What keeps you alive Raw Blood quantum Freaks The wailing Starry eyes Tiger are not afraid May his house Bone tomahawk Revenge It follows The wretched Train to busan The perfection Creep

The lack of self awareness in this man is a gaping void

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

Q: What happens when you overpay for a social media platform, drive away most of your advertisers, alienate half its users, making it worth less than a third of what you paid for it within a year? A: You get put in charge of government efficiency.

An 18 month old boy presents to your office for a well child visit. Parents have no concerns but do mention that he eats a lot of paper. You astutely decide to check a CBC and iron studies but wonder why iron deficiency causes this strange symptom? #skeetorial #medsky 🧵 1/