The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

SCOOP: Alexander Smirnov, the FBI informant convicted of lying about a fake bribery scheme involving the Bidens has been quietly released from prison just months into a six-year sentence—raising concern he could be pardoned by Trump any moment. jacquelinesweet.substack.com/p/fbi-inform...

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Truth

Ponder.

More horrific scenes of uncontrollable chaos from “war-ravaged” Portland. Just look at all of those Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals heedlessly rolling through downtown. Truly shocking.

Eric Trump: "You're sitting there saying, 'Why can't I send hundreds of millions of dollars worth of bitcoin overseas instantly or receive it instantly with virtually no fees?' Bitcoin is the way of the future."

“I have received word. Gather the council.”

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

This should be shared on every feed, everyday, until we finally get the truth. Don’t get distracted. Epstein is Tramp’s cryptonite. #epsteinfiles

Pro Tip: when your FBI Director is a little cosplay bitch who says things like ‘see you in Valhalla’ your country is in trouble. This ain’t a f*cking episode of ‘Son’s of Anarchy’.

@msnbc.com I STAND WITH MATTHEW DOWD. #bringbackDowd

Republicans complain about Texas Democrats “fleeing”—yet just days ago, they themselves fled D.C. to avoid voting on the Epstein files. Why? To protect a convicted felon sitting in the Oval Office. One side dodges accountability. The other fights for democracy. Repost @djmelodie

We're starting to worry Tennessee Republicans might try and redraw our maps to steal Nashville's seat Oh wait they already did that sorry

Can we all agree that if he pardons that sex trafficking c*nt that makes him look even more guilty?

🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Voting Rights Act (killed by Sinema & Manchin in 2021) was reintroduced yesterday by Sen. Warnock (HR114)! Almost no media coverage. Let’s change that. Call your reps. Make noise. Pass the damn bill.🗳️ More: www.hrc.org/resources/vo...

Today Trump -Fired the Commissioner of Labor Statistics because he didn't like the jobs report -Shut down the Corporation for Public Broadcasting -Transferred Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security prison -Announced a $200 million ballroom at the White House -Went to Bedminster to golf all weekend

Republicans are once again preparing for a critical Senate election in North Carolina. And they are tripling down on their old dirty tricks. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

ICE GOONS draw guns on humanitarian aid workers

FLOOD THE MEDIA WITH DISTRACTIONS

Trump's cratering in polls continues. Crushing new Gallup numbers: Overall approval: 37% On immigration: 38% On economy: 37% On trade: 36: Federal budget: 29% Overall approval among independents: 29% news.gallup.com/poll/692879/...

The GOP is starting to turn Ghislaine Maxwell into a victim. Next up, the GOP will turn John Wilkes Booth into the victim.

Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis. That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.

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Peter Navarro today has repeatedly demeaningly referred to the West Coast as the "left coast" and the East Coast as "the elitist coast."

Amen‼️ Knowledge should never be banned. List of banned books by DOD: media.defense.gov/2025/Apr/04/... Funny how they don’t want you to have a unbias, fair, non-fascist, America. #BlueCrew #Democrats #TrueBlue #FuckTrump #Gverse #Resist #RedCrew

UNBELIEVABLE! Trump permits sale of device that allows standard firearms to fire like machine guns. Since the forced reset trigger devices will not be considered firearms, they can be purchased anonymously, w/o a background or age check. PASS IT ON, OFF BSKY, TOO! www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Like the titanic!

For at least half a century, the National Weather Service has been an around-the-clock operation. But due to DOGE cuts, that is no longer possible in some parts of the country. America is infinitely less safe. Tens of millions of lives are being endangered by Trump and DOGE. GIFT: wapo.st/4k1Ha8B

He lied yet again.

This has to be the most disrespectful, dishonorable and disgusting idea that #KristiNoem - the same person who proudly boasted about killing her own puppy - has ever had. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

By now, everyone should be at this level. #standup

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 43 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM

This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks

Kash Patel has now deleted that tweet, but the arrest of the judge in her courthouse has been independently confirmed by local journalists. www.jsonline.com/story/news/b...

Through all his troubles, neither the DOJ/FBI nor any state authorities ever subjected Donald Trump to arrest, preferring in every case to proceed by indictment and voluntary surrender. It’s notable that a sitting judge and pillar of the Milwaukee community was not extended the same courtesy.